FLORIDA MAN 🐊

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that brings kittens to the strip club. Freshly returned from vacation and raging over airport food and drink prices, Liz makes Monica and Beau guess which outrageous Florida Man news articles are real or false, from alligator weddings to alien-dragon battles. Beau grieves Obama’s abandoned promise to close dragon-infested Guantanamo Bay and questions whether someone really peed in the ice cream tubs at a Florida Coldstone Creamery. As usual, the trio accuses each other of racism within the first 4 minutes. Monica recalls getting busted with avocados by US Customs, and explains Dominican airplane habits (Country Crock Tupperwares, paper plates, and fried cheese). Casper-white Liz is delusional about getting a “tan” on vacation and Monica reminisces over obsolete candy audio technologies Hit Clipz and Soundbytes. Google provides mixed answers as to whether alligators can get drunk by eating a drunk person, and the gang searches for taxidermied pelicans on Etsy. 🍓 send us hate mail: [email protected] 🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ 🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod 🍓 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod