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Throuple
by Beau, Monica, and Liz
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that accuses itself of racism in every episode. BFF Brooklynites Beau, Monica, and Liz discuss the dregs of pop culture and their degenerate lifestyle with an emphasis on niche New York drama: barfing in Ubers & scamming your rating back up, transracial influencer grifts, Florida Man, badly behaved art world celebs, delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams, what we're drinking (Bacardi 151, kombucha) and watching (The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, the VMAs), and the fine art of beating up the pink power ranger at a birthday party with your Dominican cousins.
Episodes
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Boy Love
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s 1/3 gay, 1/3 rotten, and 1/3 ??? This week Monica presents the Boy Love episode: the genre of anime and manga featuring man on man romance, written by girlies, for the girlies. How did BL come to be? What are the tropes? Is it problematic (dubious consent)?...
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Crypto Bro Torture and Blackmail in Soho: Beau's inaugural New York Crime Report
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that puts the c*nt in crypto! This is a video episode so watch on Spotify for the full experience :) This week on Beau Binary’s New York Crime Report we dive into the breaking news of an Italian man who just days ago escaped from a Soho mansion where he underwent...
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This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast whose baby daddy is NOT a bedbug. This week we read passages from Quan Millz novel This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib, popularized on TikTok amongst the author's other books (titles include Tax Season Thots, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband, and My Bad White…
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CINCO DE DRINKO (2Fast2Fierce: Juarez Familia)
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's 1/3 Mexican, 100% alcoholic, and about to relapse live on air. Today, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes. It's Cinco de Mayo. The gang has been fully sober for 75 days, and it's time to relapse: live, on air, with 7 different types of alcohol.…
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Blue Load: A Jizz Journey into Space
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s blowing a load in space! This week we’re talking about the all-woman Blue Origin space flight: Gayle King’s space terror, Katy Perry’s out of touch space monologues, the ACTUAL astronauts on this trip doing research, why noted space satanist Jeff Bezos fell...
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Can't spell DEI without D-I-E !
This week we call our parents and see if they know what we do for a living. Spoiler alert: neither Liz nor Monica's mom have any idea, while Liz's parents hype up the whole gang. Monica is the first to be accused of racism after her out of pocket comments about short Mexicans, while Liz expounds…
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CEO Down
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that was nowhere near the Midtown Hilton at 6:45 AM on Wednesday! And definitely didn’t make a CEO shooter playlist (link below). This week is all about the sexiest assassin known to mankind: the masked man in NYC who gunned down United Health CEO Brian Thompson...
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Happy Halloween you cretins!
It’s HALLALOO! (Celebrated by some as Halloween) Monica explains the origins of the holiday and takes Liz and Beau through a grueling Halloween quiz. We learn about the gang’s holiday traditions including trick or treating at bodegas in Washington Heights, going to white neighborhoods for the…
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Eric Adams: BUSTED!!!
This is an emergency episode for the breaking news of New York mayor Eric Adams' indictment for bribery, corruption, and campaign finance fraud. As you know, Throuple has been on schemin' jackwagon Eric Adams’ tail for a while now, and the feds have finally caught up to our exhaustive detective...
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Mark Robinson: Republican Pizza Porn Pick-me Pervert of the Week
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has finally returned to inter-throuple racism accusations. **content warning: racism, slurs, sexism, violence, SA, guns, graphic sexual descriptions & more** This week the gang discusses Mark Robinson, abject scumbag Republican candidate for North Carolina...
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PCP Cereal and Cocaine Blunts: The Eric Adams Book Club
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's the Islamabad of fentanyl! This week the gang is reading delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams' anti-drug book 'Don't Let it Happen'. This book has it all: out of touch drug slang (Dusty Road? CAT PEE??), pit bull b*stiality, blaming acne on ecstasy use,...
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The Birthday Episode
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that blows lines of Sweet and Low at Dallas BBQ. It’s a BRAND NEW SEASON of Throuple and we’re celebrating Liz’s birthday with stories of our worst birthdays, which include: gruesome motorcycle accidents, Bacardi 151 poisoning, dead relatives, and the pink power...
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HOT TOP: Baby BBL Reindeer
*this episode contains graphic descriptions of SA/violence* Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that FINALLY made an episode without accusing each other of racism. The gang lurches through a discussion of the hit Netflix show Baby Reindeer (with a touch of BBL). Liz is mercilessly mocked by Monica...
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The Transracial Blues Part II
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s about to start selling illegal tanning products. This week we present part two of the Transracial Blues. Monica takes us through the life and times of notable transracial woman Martina Big, who made the switch from white to black. Throuple looks at a before...
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The Transracial Blues Part 1
Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that is unapologetically pro-welfare-fraud. This is part one of a deep dive into people who identify as transracial: that is, people who perceive themselves as being born into the wrong race. We start with notable Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who...
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15 Will Get You 20: The Sweaty, Drunk Tale of City High
This week we delve into the history of short-lived musical group City High, who topped the charts with their hit songs “What Would You Do” and “15 will get you 20” (yes, they’re talking about statuatory r*pe). Liz gives an overview of the group’s rise as Wyclef-produced stars, and their...
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HOT TOP: Osakini Shitsureshimasu (sorry for leaving early while you serve your capitalist gods!)
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that can't stop with the accidental racism. This week the gang delves into Pawel Jaszczuk, the Polish photographer who takes photos of Japanese businessmen passed out drunk in the streets. Beau explains the brutal salaryman work culture in corporate Japan, and...
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HOT TOP: Superbowl El Vee Eye Eye & Alicia's thick thighs
Liz, Beau and Monica discuss last week's Superbowl entertainment. A discussion about whether Usher's body is natty turns contentious when Monica claims that he has "no muscle definition", and Beau shouts out Ice Spice for surviving the Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's white lady box. The gang...
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HOT TOP: Are you even from New York??
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that is NOT digging tunnels underneath your home. We put Monica’s New York (non-Bronx) accent to the test with a series of words and their supposed pronunciation by New Yorkers, and Monica doubts that the author has even lived here for more than 17 years. But…
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HOT TOP: Eric Adams and the case of the simple cr*ckpipe
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has no first or fourth amendment rights. This week Throuple presents HOT TOPZ: Eric Adams and the case of the simple cr*ckpipe. *This is a video episode--watch on Spotify or on bit.ly/throupletube* In between regular episodes, we are releasing HOT TOPICZ mini...
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Truth or Dare
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that beats you up in front of your mom and steals your digital camera. This week Liz, Beau and Monica play truth or dare in a series of revealing questions and dumb stunts. Beau expresses his gruesome funeral wish (hint: corpse on a gravitron). Liz wonders whether...
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FLORIDA MAN 🐊
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that brings kittens to the strip club. Freshly returned from vacation and raging over airport food and drink prices, Liz makes Monica and Beau guess which outrageous Florida Man news articles are real or false, from alligator weddings to alien-dragon battles. Beau...
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In My Opinion, Cinco de Drinko
Welcome to another episode of Throuple, the podcast that doesn't need to sober up, it just needs to get out of town for a few weeks and clear its head.It's Cinco de Mayo. The gang has been fully sober for 75 days, and it's time to relapse: live, on air, with 7 different types of alcohol. Beau...
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Magical Grandma Fight Fight
Welcome to another episode of Throuple, the podcast whose calves are unnervingly exposed to the air. Liz threatens to call the ASPCA on Monica, Beau nominates Fergie as the new ASPCA spokesperson, and we make ChatGPT write the new Sarah-Mclachlan-style neglected animal song for Fergie. We blow…
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Fat Cats & Tom Sachs
Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that free bleeds every Friday. This week, the trio reveals how they met, and as usual, accuse each other of racism. Liz reveals sordid details behind the viral Worst Art Job Listing of All Time. We discuss a Barbie slave ship, and why women are going to hell for...
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Buduf Kun Kun 2: Electric Bonnet Boogaloo
Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that free bleeds every Friday. This week, we perform The Bonnet Song, ChatGPT's woke but inaccurate ode to Black haircare. Liz show us her promotional deck for the podcast, and presents the idea that Scrubs are misunderstood anti-capitalist underdogs. Monica and...
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Buduf Kun Kun
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that gets high and accidentally burns its pizza. This would be the fourth episode but we have no idea how to use recording technology. Maybe later we can hack into the mainframe and release the lost episodes, but for now, here’s Throuple episode one, the episode...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that accuses itself of racism in every episode. BFF Brooklynites Beau, Monica, and Liz discuss the dregs of pop culture and their degenerate lifestyle with an emphasis on niche New York drama: barfing in Ubers & scamming your rating back up, transracial influencer grifts, Florida Man, badly behaved art world celebs, delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams, what we're drinking (Bacardi 151, kombucha) and watching (The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, the VMAs), and the fine art of beating up the pink power ranger at a birthday party with your Dominican cousins.
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Beau, Monica, and Liz
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