Frappuccinos Are Not Coffee

In this episode, we discuss how your sushi order evolves the same way your coffee order does, and why ordering a Frappuccino should not legally qualify as drinking coffee.We also talk about our new favorite juice place, our ongoing attempts to eat healthier, and Natalia’s uncontrollable urge to donate literally everything — including things that make absolutely no sense, like a pen cap without the pen.Along the way, we unpack diet culture, reveal that Victoria’s nail tech fully thinks her name is Sophia, and somehow end up discussing the fact that Victoria hired an Etsy witch.It’s chaotic, oddly wellness-focused, and full of conversations that probably shouldn’t connect… but somehow do.