Episodes
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Girl Math, Brad Pitt’s Name & Help Us Pick a Tagline
Is $50 of stuff to skip $6.99 shipping a deal? Victoria walks Mama G through girl math. Then: would Brad Pitt still be Brad Pitt if his name were Jack Swablestone? Plus why women use more filler words, and we need YOUR vote on our new tagline. Comment your favorite! 👑
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Martinis, Fries & the Age of Aquarius
Mama G thought “LOL” meant lots of love, and signed every text that way for years. We talk about history being made in Georgia, whether we’re officially in the age of Aquarius, what women would bring to the meeting (martinis and fries), and the internet’s best olive-as-dinner defense. Plus a...
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Flying Solo at Six (and Thriving)
Flying across the country alone at six years old? Mama G would have been terrified. I was living my best life, mostly. We revisit my unaccompanied-minor era, the “first class” towel that never came, and the party advice Mama G got from Gilmore Girls. Plus Brady Bunch on Nick at Nite, Selling…
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Skinny Brows, Tanning Beds & Saturday Morning Cartoons
What did we think adulthood would look like? For me, a New York penthouse and a CEO title at 25. Mama G and I compare our big plans with what actually happened, revisit the beauty trends we regret (RIP skinny brows), and settle which generation had the better Saturday morning cartoons. Plus...
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Danger, Will Robinson
Mama G is already more famous than all of us, and she has the bar story to prove it. We argue about which generation “Danger, Will Robinson” belongs to, find out where my OCD started (a red Sharpie line in the laundry room at age five), and explain why a late-December birthday is a gift, not a...
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Mama G Is Officially Here (And She Still Won’t Drive to the Citadel)
We’re back, and this time it’s a duo. Mama G joins the show as co-host, and we start strong with a trip down millennial memory lane: the great Colorado Springs mall debate, the Oprah-and-American-Girl era, and how we taped Gilmore Girls on VHS. Mama G tells the story of her last-minute speaking...
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We’re Baaack! New Apartment, New Job & Keeping My Head Above Water
We’re officially back!! 🎉 It’s been a minute, and a LOT has happened since our last episode. In this first episode back, I’m catching you up on everything: our move into a new apartment (the chaos, the boxes, the “where did I pack that??” moments), stepping into a brand new position at work, and...
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Shop Results, Coffee Crises & Mama G's Corner Returns
The results are in on last week's mystery shop — sort of. We're diving into how it actually went, why my first Solidcore class back after a week and a half off has me spiraling, and yes, we're still talking about my coffee order (again). Plus Mama G is back in her corner with the Word of the Week...
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Certified, Shopped, and Slightly Disheveled
This week: I got officially certified to coach Solidcore (yes, even after almost tanking my eval on a messed-up spring change), then got "shopped" for the very first time — on a tour I wasn't even supposed to be leading. We're rethinking my lifelong coffee obsession, defining "disheveled" for no...
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A Lot Is Happening, Allegedly
There are some things happening in my life that I unfortunately can't talk about, so naturally, we're going to spend some time talking around them. I'm also catching you up on my latest adventures with my brother, the things we've been getting into, and whatever else has been happening lately.…
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I’ve Washed This Load Five Times
We're kicking things off with Mama G as I give her an update on my Solidcore pre-evaluation results and what's been going on with coach training. Then, naturally, we take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about typing class, catch up on all the latest work tea, and talk about what we've been...
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I Have So Much I Can't Say
There is A LOT going on in my life right now that I unfortunately cannot talk about because of my job... so naturally, I'm going to talk about everything I can talk about. I'm catching you up on how Solidcore coach training is going, what life has looked like lately, and all the things currently...
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Mama G Has Entered the Chat
Mama G is back! This week, I'm sitting down with my mom for a casual catch-up on everything going on in our lives—from workouts and work to all the little updates in between. It's the kind of conversation that feels like sitting down with your mom over a glass of wine and catching up on…
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Did I Already Say That?
This week, I spend a surprising amount of time wondering if I've already said everything I'm about to say... and then probably say it again anyway. Somewhere along the way, I question whether I'm secretly a masochist, finally remember to bring back Word of the Week, and do what I do best…
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Sibling Happy Hour
This week, my brother Holden joins me for a much-needed sibling catch-up. Over cocktails (and wine), we talk about what we've both been up to lately, reminisce about growing up together, and revisit some of our favorite memories. As you'd expect, the conversation quickly turns into laughter, a...
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I Had a Point... I Think
This week is a little peek behind the curtain. I'm talking about how I come up with content ideas, what goes into planning each episode, and why I somehow manage to forget what I'm talking about halfway through almost every story. Apparently, getting sidetracked is just part of the Charm + Chaos...
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Sorry I've Been MIA
I'm back! This week is one big life update after being a little MIA. Between month-end financials and budget season at my full-time job, plus juggling Solidcore coach training, life has been nonstop lately. I wanted to catch you up on what's been keeping me so busy and how I'm balancing it all....
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The Summer Doesn't Feel Like Summer Anymore
This week feels like a little life reset. I'm sharing what it's been like balancing the start of Solidcore coach training alongside one of the busiest times of the month and year in my full-time job, where budgets and financials are in full swing. It's been exciting, exhausting, and a reminder…
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Wands, Workouts & Watchlists
This week, I'm catching you up on a few of my favorite things. I'm sharing my experience celebrating Harry Potter's 25th anniversary at Cosm in Dallas, giving an update on how Solidcore coach training is going, and filling you in on everything I've been watching lately. It's a shorter catch-up...
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Fitness, Facials & Financial Decisions
Life has been busy in the best way, so this week's episode is one big catch-up. I'm sharing highlights from my dad and brother's visit, giving you an update on officially starting my journey as a Solidcore coach, and introducing a new "Word of the Week" segment that I'm excited to keep going.…
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Chaos Runs in the Family
This week, I'm joined by two very special guests—my dad and my brother! We spend the episode swapping stories, sharing family memories, giving each other a hard time, and seeing where the conversation takes us. If you've ever wondered what the people closest to me are really like, this episode is...
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Drybar Is an Investment
This week I'm defending some of my most controversial opinions, starting with why my Drybar membership is absolutely an investment and not an expense. We're also discussing my company's upcoming sponsored baseball game (which, to my dismay, is still a baseball game), why finding the right outfit...
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The Plot Twist I Was Hoping For
The Solidcore audition update is finally here... and I have news! After all the nerves, outfit planning, and overthinking, I can officially share that I received an offer to coach at Solidcore! This episode is a full life update celebrating that exciting next chapter, plus all the random things...
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Tomorrow Is the Audition and I'm Unwell
The Solidcore audition is officially tomorrow, and I would like everyone to know that I am handling it completely normally. (I'm not.) This week I'm talking through all of my pre-audition nerves, the outfit I've decided to wear, why a fresh blowout feels absolutely necessary, and my ongoing…
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I'm Tired, Okay?
I'm tired. That's the episode. This week I'm recapping my Colorado trip, planning my Solidcore audition outfit, and defending my new martini glasses against Ava and Natalia's relentless criticism. Grab a martini and let's catch up.
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Auditions, Apparitions & Adulting
New podcast setup, Solidcore auditions, possible ghosts, and an existential crisis about how we used to function in college. This week I'm catching you up on everything happening lately—from exciting career opportunities and getting more organized to appreciating life's quieter seasons and...
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opinions, oversharing, and at least one unnecessary spiral
This week we're covering a little bit of everything. I'm still waiting on Natalia's feedback about the solo podcast, sharing my latest mission to elevate my vocabulary and cut back on filler words, and discussing why men continue to win the award for pointing out the painfully obvious. I'm also...
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No Tea to Report
Welcome to Charm + Chaos, where overthinking meets good taste. This isn't a gossip podcast and it's definitely not a news show. Think of it more like catching up with a friend over cocktails. Every week, I'll be sharing life updates, the stories behind the chaos, what's been on my mind lately…
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Frappuccinos Are Not Coffee
In this episode, we discuss how your sushi order evolves the same way your coffee order does, and why ordering a Frappuccino should not legally qualify as drinking coffee. We also talk about our new favorite juice place, our ongoing attempts to eat healthier, and Natalia’s uncontrollable urge to...
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If We Talk Shit, We’ve Already Told You
In this episode, we start off by addressing the fact that Chris stole our light, which somehow spirals into Victoria being sick and the ongoing debate of allergies vs. no allergies. We also discuss Ava being allergic to Layton’s cat and dive into the cleanliness debate of cats vs. dogs. From…
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She Insulted Victoria’s Hair & It’s Still Personal
In this episode, we kick things off with a full Natalia vent session, which naturally leads into Victoria still not recovering from Natalia insulting her hair. Some things just stick with you. We also celebrate our maintenance team’s birthday month with discussions about the superior type of…
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Met Gala 2026: Serving Looks or Serving Nothing?
In this episode, we’re breaking down and rating the Met Gala 2026 looks — from the outfits we absolutely loved to the ones that left us confused, concerned, or personally offended. We give our completely unqualified opinions on the best dressed, the most questionable fashion choices, and the…
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Mama G & Kyle Join the Chaos
In this episode, we’re joined by two very special guests — Mama G and Kyle — for a chaotic, funny, and surprisingly deep conversation. We get into the highly anticipated Devil Wears Prada 2, break down our own fashion journeys and style eras, and hear opinions from every angle (some more helpful...
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Mama G, Astrology & Main Character Energy
We have a very special guest this episode — Mama G joins the pod, and she does not disappoint. We get into everything from astrology and how it actually explains more than we’d like to admit, to birth order and how it shapes who you become. Mama G also takes us through her many New York trips…
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Girl Math, Brunch Debates & Identity Crises
In this episode, we get into all the important debates — starting with athleisure and whether it’s acceptable as a full-time lifestyle (our answer: yes). Ava shares the story of her first tampon, which naturally leads into a breakdown of calories: girl math edition, where the numbers may or may…
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Rally, Rally, Rally
In this episode, we cover everything from a chaotic wisdom teeth story to our ongoing sleep struggles — including the absolute horror of sleep paralysis. We also attempt to talk about getting organized (key word: attempt), recap the Sephora sale, and call out the very real phenomenon of adults…
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Alix vs Alex & Ava’s New Fitness Era
In this episode, we break down the Alix vs Alex drama, along with the influencers we’re currently loving (because it’s not all drama… kind of). We also get into Ava’s new job at a Pilates studio that somehow also includes cycle bikes and rowing machines, which we’re still trying to fully...
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She Won the Award (Obviously)
In this episode, we celebrate Victoria winning her award (as expected), while also unpacking some of the chaos surrounding it — including Natalia somehow eating all the chocolate balls at the event. We also discuss how men’s clothes are just objectively comfier, highlighted by Layton fully…
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Hair, Humiliation & Full-Day Kindergarten Elites
In this episode, we somehow discover that we’ve been going to the same hairdresser this whole time and had no idea, which leads us down a spiral of hair talk — including our shared hatred of loose strands once they’re no longer attached to our heads. We also establish that Victoria is elite for...
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Getting Gas Shouldn’t Be This Stressful
In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything — starting with Layton getting a motorcycle and the ongoing debate of motorcycles vs. bicycles (because obviously we had opinions). We also discuss how coffee we didn’t make somehow hits different and is the only thing capable of getting us out...
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She Already Knows She Won
In this episode, we celebrate Victoria being nominated for an award at work — and let’s just say… she already knows she won. We also revisit our tanning bed trauma (while still fully standing by it), Ava admits to using pre-workout as a high school pregame (which was basically yesterday), and we...
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Salt & Pepper Shakers, Wind Tunnels & Frozen Salad
In this episode, we cover a range of very important topics — starting with the iconic salt and pepper shakers from Cracker Barrel and why they deserved their moment. We also question a very suspicious “homemade” pie that we’re not entirely convinced was actually homemade, and talk about how the...
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This One Time at Band Camp…
In this episode, we talk about our emotional support items — specifically squishys — and how they somehow manage to calm our nerves in ways we can’t fully explain. We also get into a classic “this one time at band camp” story that absolutely needed to be shared, and discuss the importance of...
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What We’d Do for a 3 Door Fridge
In this episode, we discuss our latest obsession: 3 door fridges — and just how far we’d realistically go to get one. We also take a moment to reminisce on the struggle of the ice tray era, and how far we’ve come since then. We recap the grand opening of a nail salon we were way too excited…
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The Meatballs Have Been Replaced
Part 2 with Natalia is somehow even more unhinged than Part 1. Natalia takes us on a journey reminiscing about eating caviar in a Russian labor camp (yes, really), while we also introduce the office’s new meatballs — Ava and our new maintenance tech — officially replacing Natalia and Jorge. We…
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Caviar, Chaos & Natalia
We have our first guest on the podcast — our infamous coworker Natalia — and things spiral immediately. We kick off the night with caviar, which Ava absolutely hates… so naturally she ends up eating a full plate of bread and butter instead. Priorities. We also take a moment to bully Natalia’s...
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Office Chaos & The Return of Flat Stanley
In this episode, we recap the prank we pulled on Jorge and Natalia at the office, which may or may not have gone exactly as planned. We also dive into the unexpected adventures of Flat Stanley and how he somehow became part of the chaos. Meanwhile, Ava continues to ignore all of the TV show...
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Valley Girls, Readers & Ava’s First Apartment
In this episode, Victoria’s dad officially calls us out for talking like valley girls, which we obviously had to unpack immediately. We also celebrate a big milestone — Ava moving into her first apartment — and everything that comes with finally having your own place. Ava continues her mission of...
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Blockbuster vs. Redbox: The Generational Divide
In this episode, we dive into the millennial vs. Gen Z entertainment divide — from the glory days of Blockbuster to the Gen Z experience of Redbox. Victoria also takes a trip down memory lane remembering the nostalgia of watching VH1 music videos in the morning, which Ava apparently missed...
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Millennials Planked So Gen Z Could Float
This week on Girls in Property Management, Victoria starts off with a story when she realized she forgot to tell her own father that she changed her phone number. So if you’ve ever ghosted a parent unintentionally — this one’s for you. We also unpack the groundbreaking athletic discovery that we...