Girls in Property Management

We have a very special guest this episode — Mama G joins the pod, and she does not disappoint.We get into everything from astrology and how it actually explains more than we’d like to admit, to birth order and how it shapes who you become. Mama G also takes us through her many New York trips, with stories and insights that only she can deliver.And just when you think it couldn’t get better, she teases a book she’s currently writing, giving us a glimpse into what might be coming next.It’s fun, insightful, and full of personality — Mama G truly steals the show.

In this episode, we get into all the important debates — starting with athleisure and whether it’s acceptable as a full-time lifestyle (our answer: yes).Ava shares the story of her first tampon, which naturally leads into a breakdown of calories: girl math edition, where the numbers may or may not actually matter.We also unpack the fact that Ava still somehow doesn’t fully know where she’s working, debate side part vs. middle part, and ask the ultimate question: brunch or no brunch?It’s chaotic, slightly concerning, and full of opinions that we stand by… for now.

In this episode, we cover everything from a chaotic wisdom teeth story to our ongoing sleep struggles — including the absolute horror of sleep paralysis.We also attempt to talk about getting organized (key word: attempt), recap the Sephora sale, and call out the very real phenomenon of adults not cooking after grocery shopping.And finally, we address one of life’s biggest annoyances: falling asleep during a TV show and having no idea where you left off — which honestly feels like rage bait at this point.It’s relatable, slightly unhinged, and full of the everyday struggles no one really prepares you for.

In this episode, we break down the Alix vs Alex drama, along with the influencers we’re currently loving (because it’s not all drama… kind of).We also get into Ava’s new job at a Pilates studio that somehow also includes cycle bikes and rowing machines, which we’re still trying to fully understand. It’s giving Pilates, but also cardio, but also confusion.It’s a mix of internet drama, fitness updates, and the usual unfiltered commentary. Tune in for opinions, side tangents, and us trying to make sense of it all.

In this episode, we celebrate Victoria winning her award (as expected), while also unpacking some of the chaos surrounding it — including Natalia somehow eating all the chocolate balls at the event.We also discuss how men’s clothes are just objectively comfier, highlighted by Layton fully wearing Ava’s Skims robe that we originally thought was a blanket. Naturally, we have thoughts. Victoria also roasts her brother for going to a hockey game, because some things simply need to be addressed.Along the way, we attempt to expand our vocabulary, call out men for trying to correct our grammar when they should absolutely stay in their lane, and come to the conclusion that we really need megaphones — especially since Ava still doesn’t know how to hold her mic correctly.It’s confident, chaotic, and full of award-winning energy.

In this episode, we somehow discover that we’ve been going to the same hairdresser this whole time and had no idea, which leads us down a spiral of hair talk — including our shared hatred of loose strands once they’re no longer attached to our heads.We also establish that Victoria is elite for doing full-day kindergarten (even though so did Ava), and that both of us have been nerds since birth as advanced readers. This naturally turns into a conversation about parents and volunteering (PTA parents vs. AR reading volunteers), and a deep dive into the chaos that was JC Penney, aka the breeding ground for the mysterious rude monkey Victoria desperately wanted but still can’t name.Along the way, we cover Victoria’s lifelong talent of knowing the zodiac sign of literally everyone, Ava convincing Layton he needs a new hairdresser, and Victoria humbling a man in Pilates (as she should).It’s random, full circle, and somehow always comes back to hair.

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything — starting with Layton getting a motorcycle and the ongoing debate of motorcycles vs. bicycles (because obviously we had opinions).We also discuss how coffee we didn’t make somehow hits different and is the only thing capable of getting us out of bed, and why men being in places they shouldn’t be immediately puts us on edge. Which leads perfectly into the very real struggle of trying to get gas without feeling like you might get kidnapped.From there, we spiral into talking about how clichés are actually so aggressive and weirdly violent (killing two birds with one stone??), and break down being Type A vs. Type B — and how you can somehow be both depending on the situation.It’s chaotic, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of thoughts that make perfect sense in the moment.

In this episode, we celebrate Victoria being nominated for an award at work — and let’s just say… she already knows she won.We also revisit our tanning bed trauma (while still fully standing by it), Ava admits to using pre-workout as a high school pregame (which was basically yesterday), and we take a trip through our various gym girl phases.We also talk about how girls giving other girls compliments is truly everything, and wrap it up by acknowledging that we really, genuinely need to learn Spanish.It’s confident, chaotic, and full of delusion in the best way possible.

In this episode, we cover a range of very important topics — starting with the iconic salt and pepper shakers from Cracker Barrel and why they deserved their moment.We also question a very suspicious “homemade” pie that we’re not entirely convinced was actually homemade, and talk about how the Solidcore AC fan feels less like a workout and more like going through a full-on wind tunnel.And finally, we unpack one of the more concerning discoveries of the week: Ava’s boyfriend storing their salad leftovers in the freezer… which raises a lot of questions.It’s random, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of opinions that come out of nowhere but somehow make perfect sense.

In this episode, we talk about our emotional support items — specifically squishys — and how they somehow manage to calm our nerves in ways we can’t fully explain.We also get into a classic “this one time at band camp” story that absolutely needed to be shared, and discuss the importance of knowing each other’s coffee orders — because if you don’t know it, are you even that close?It’s random, oddly comforting, and full of the little things that just make sense to us.

In this episode, we discuss our latest obsession: 3 door fridges — and just how far we’d realistically go to get one. We also take a moment to reminisce on the struggle of the ice tray era, and how far we’ve come since then.We recap the grand opening of a nail salon we were way too excited about… only for it to be a complete flop, and of course, we had thoughts. And in true form, we wrap things up by judging Natalia for not wearing heels, because some standards simply must be discussed.It’s chaotic, a little dramatic, and full of the everyday opinions that somehow turn into full conversations.

Part 2 with Natalia is somehow even more unhinged than Part 1.Natalia takes us on a journey reminiscing about eating caviar in a Russian labor camp (yes, really), while we also introduce the office’s new meatballs — Ava and our new maintenance tech — officially replacing Natalia and Jorge.We then attempt to explain the entire premise of Schitt’s Creek to Natalia, which quickly turns into us realizing we basically see her as our own version of Moira Rose.It’s chaotic, questionable, and full of moments that probably need more context… but we’re not giving it.

We have our first guest on the podcast — our infamous coworker Natalia — and things spiral immediately.We kick off the night with caviar, which Ava absolutely hates… so naturally she ends up eating a full plate of bread and butter instead. Priorities. We also take a moment to bully Natalia’s shoes, which we initially said were giving founding father… even after she bedazzled them. She loves them. We still don’t.To make things even more chaotic, we run a completely unserious experiment to see if Natalia and Ava are getting married this year — despite the fact that Natalia is not even in a relationship. The results? Not what you’d expect.It’s unhinged, it’s hilarious, and exactly what happens when you add Natalia to the mix.

In this episode, we recap the prank we pulled on Jorge and Natalia at the office, which may or may not have gone exactly as planned. We also dive into the unexpected adventures of Flat Stanley and how he somehow became part of the chaos.Meanwhile, Ava continues to ignore all of the TV show recommendations Victoria has given her, which is becoming a serious issue that may require intervention.It’s full of office antics, random tangents, and the usual back-and-forth that keeps things interesting.

In this episode, Victoria’s dad officially calls us out for talking like valley girls, which we obviously had to unpack immediately. We also celebrate a big milestone — Ava moving into her first apartment — and everything that comes with finally having your own place.Ava continues her mission of making fun of Victoria for being a millennial, while conveniently ignoring the fact that she somehow already owns readers. The hypocrisy is discussed at length.And in possibly the most exciting development of the week, we managed to find a nail salon with a subscription, which might be the best discovery we’ve made in a while.Tune in for apartment updates, generational roasting, and the usual chaos.

In this episode, we dive into the millennial vs. Gen Z entertainment divide — from the glory days of Blockbuster to the Gen Z experience of Redbox. Victoria also takes a trip down memory lane remembering the nostalgia of watching VH1 music videos in the morning, which Ava apparently missed entirely.We also uncover the shocking truth that Ava has somehow never seen any good TV shows, leading Victoria to seriously consider disowning her if she doesn’t start Schitt’s Creek immediately.And exciting news — next week we’ll be filming from Ava’s new apartment, which means new scenery and probably even more chaos.Tune in for nostalgia, generational debates, and a little bit of friendly threatening.

This week on Girls in Property Management, Victoria starts off with a story when she realized she forgot to tell her own father that she changed her phone number. So if you’ve ever ghosted a parent unintentionally — this one’s for you.We also unpack the groundbreaking athletic discovery that we can, in fact, walk faster than we run, debate the cultural significance of the Gen Z floaty challenge vs. the millennial planking era, and question whether we’ve officially entered our “soft but chaotic” phase of life.Somehow we also uncover a bagel speakeasy, which feels illegal but in a charming, carb-forward way.And to close it out? A completely necessary and unserious FaceTime to our coworker Natalia, because sometimes the only way to end a podcast is to drag someone else into it.As always, we talk about property management… and everything else.

We’re back again with more stories featuring Natalia and Jorge — because, let’s be honest, they continue to give us the content we didn’t know we needed. From the latest moments that had us laughing to the situations that somehow only happen to them, the material truly writes itself.And yes, we do talk about other things too… but somehow it always comes back to Natalia and Jorge. It’s chaotic, it’s funny, and it’s exactly why we keep hitting record.

In this episode, we tackle the truly important topics — like how finding a good churro is a full-on mission, and why the payoff is never guaranteed. We also question how curling is somehow an Olympic sport when women everywhere are lunging and sweeping daily with zero gold medals to show for it.Plus, Natalia tries her first Monster (a moment we won’t soon forget), and we get into a real-life conversation about HD medication — because life is equal parts snacks, strong opinions, and figuring things out as we go.It’s chaotic, funny, and exactly what happens when one topic turns into five.

In this episode, we’re using big words we may or may not fully understand, questioning who assigns homework on a Friday, and diving into clubbing in the 2000s — which Victoria experienced firsthand and Ava did not… because she was barely born.We also go on a full rant about technology and why it feels personally designed to ruin our day, talk about the nicknames we use for our spouses and why we never use their government names, and wrap things up with a very unserious take on astrology for dummies.It’s chaotic, generationally divided, and full of strong opinions no one asked for — exactly how we like it.

In this episode, we’re covering a little bit of everything — starting with blue light glasses: why they’re cute, cheap, and come in the best frames… plus a very important discussion on how frame sizes look on small heads vs. big heads (and where Victoria and Ava fall on that spectrum 😅).We also talk about Ava moving into her first apartment and all the excitement and chaos that comes with it, make fun of men and their very specific pink drink orders (including the suspiciously small sizes), and go on a mini rant about why woman-based insults and male-based compliments make zero sense — and no, you cannot convince us otherwise.It’s chaotic, opinionated, and exactly what you’d expect from a conversation that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat… but didn’t.

In Episode 5, we accidentally turn into a cars podcast (briefly), talk about the very real experience of being the eldest daughter, unpack the ghosts of twins past, and call out some truly horrible sibling fashion choices—specifically the unforgivable combo of cowboy boots and puffer vests.It’s unhinged in the best way, full of side tangents, and very much giving family group chat energy. Press play and hang out with us!

In this episode, we’re calling ourselves out on how often we say like as a filler word (once you notice it, you can’t unhear it), breaking down our ins and outs of 2026—with the strong belief that our ins are basically anything you want—and talking about how cancel culture feels completely out of control.It’s opinionated, a little chaotic, and very on brand. Tune in for honest takes, side tangents, and the kind of conversations you’d have with your friends after work.

Welcome back to Girls in Property Management, where we absolutely do not stay on topic — and we’re fine with that.This episode kicks off with blueberry lattes (controversial), followed by Victoria coming to terms with the fact that her mother would be deeply disappointed. We mourn the wasted calories on a suspiciously fishy breakfast sandwich, declare Thanksgiving food overrated (yes, we said it), and ask the question no one can agree on: how soon is too soon to decorate?From there, things spiral into clutter vs. décor, emotional attachment to random objects, and the eternal debate of Gen Z clean girl minimalism vs. millennial trashy-but-cozy chaos.Is this episode about property management? Barely. Is it about life, opinions no one asked for, and the things that live rent-free in our heads? Absolutely.Property management… and everything else.

Part 2 is here! 🎙️We’re back with more random, real-life talk as part of our new twice-a-week schedule—catch us every Tuesday and Saturday.In this episode we get into:• Being with high maintenance men (and honestly… loving it)• Awkward work team calls and the things you can’t unsee• Solidcore milestone pictures and why they’re a bigger deal than you thinkIt’s funny, relatable, and a little chaotic—just the way we like it. Press play and hang out with us!

This is Part 1 of our latest segment—and we’re officially posting twice a week every Tuesday and Saturday, so you’ll be hearing from us a lot more often.In this episode, we get into:​The importance of grip socks (seriously, they matter)​Our very questionable geography knowledge​The TV shows we can’t stop bingingIt’s light, fun, and the perfect mix of random and real. Tune in and hang out with us while we talk life, work, and all the little things in between.