Free House

Luxury, prosperity and endless boogie – that’s what Orange Man has for you this election season.   Man of Orange says, “Elect me and you’ll have a job.  But not to be outdone, Kamala says, “Hold on there – why work?  Hell I’ll spot you a house if you are one of our 12 million new alien arrivals from down south.”  How does Orange compete with a free house?  The secret is in Kamala’s new simplified tax form for anybody left working.  Just 2 lines to fill out:  Line 1, how much did you make?  Line 2, send it in!   There’s your free house right there while HEAP PLENTY WAMPUM comes out of your account.  Are you getting notes of pear, apricot and warm leather yet?  No?  Something else then?  Bull corn maybe?  Otis explains.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.