Friday, May 23: Drunk in the Morning, Impaled Influencer, Scot Haney's MDW Recap, Boss Keith's Top 5

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in if they were currently drunk, and actually got a few calls. The first caller was still working off a Thursday night beer fest, on his way to help build playgrounds. (0:00)  Chaz and AJ were joined by comedian Jimmy Cash, for a segment about a teacher in trouble for taping a student to the chair. (6:36)  In Dumb Ass News, an influencer showing off a stool is impaled when it collapsed after she sat on it. (21:20)  Scot Haney was on the phone this morning to recap his Memorial Day Weekend, which he thought was a success.. until he never heard back from anyone. (27:04) Boss Keith's Top 5 covered Sydney Sweeney's bath water, the terrible Karate Kid movie, and the Stephon Diggs viral video boat controversy. (43:53)