Friday, October 24: Perfect Polly, Speedo Assault, NBA Gambling Ring, Commander Keith Hates Halloween

Chaz and AJ sent the world's most low-maintenance pet, Perfect Polly off to Bad Idea Island for the world's worst commercial. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a man wearing a hat and Speedo attacked emergency responders at a 911 dispatch center. (4:45) Brian Foley was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to break down the details of the NBA gambling scandal, including fixed poker games, and also the brazen and viral robbery of the Louvre. (16:18) Paul Myers, brother to Mike, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his book about John Candy. The book has no connection to the documentary, though the camps have shared conversations and info. Paul shared how John was originally "tricked" into doing comedy by Dan Aykroyd. (28:04) Commander Keith hates Halloween, and spent his Top 5 list yelling about why he's happy to be a Halloween Scrooge. (35:59)