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EPISODE · Apr 17, 2026 · 37 MIN

From The Booty To The Cootie

from Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire walkways while staring at your phone, she would like you to respectfully… move. Situational awareness is free. Please use it.Cort’s Hot Flash is for the people who constantly complain about their spouse like it is a full time hobby. If you are that unhappy… why are you still there? We are confused.Des recaps her Florida trip and it delivered everything. Humidity that turned her hair into a full helmet. A last second outfit change that nearly took her out. A photo involving a helmet and a gun that will never see daylight. And of course the TSA experience that inspired this entire episode title. Let’s just say it went from the booty to the cootie real quick and no one was prepared 😳She also met some incredible women with stories that sound like movies. Situations involving R Kelly and Epstein’s pilot that could have gone very differently. Both trusted their gut and got out. A reminder that your intuition is there for a reason.Cort introduces Des to “catching print” and no… it is not what you think. It is bold, slightly unhinged and somehow empowering. The girlies are going to have thoughts.We also talk about Cort having Ella Langley on repeat and her inability to listen to music without moving. Sitting still is not an option and honestly we respect it.As always there are side tangents, random thoughts and conversations that take unexpected turns.Airport chaos. Marriage truths. TSA trauma. Just another week.🎧 Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

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Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️ Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire walkways while staring at your phone, she would like you to respectfully… move. Situational awareness is free. Please use it. Cort’s Hot Flash is for the people who constantly complain about their spouse like it is a full time hobby. If you are that un...

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