Fuel Wars!

War, Fuel , Cards Games

Episode 120 of the The Unprofessionals podcast, hosted by E-Dawg & Evo , titled "Fuel Wars!" was published on March 10, 2026 and runs 63 minutes.

March 10, 2026 ·63m · The Unprofessionals

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Summary

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tapeAnother who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hillsAnd someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’sSo buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Description

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.

Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:

One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape
Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills
And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s

So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.