Fun Box Monster Podcast #122 : Hell Night (1981)

Wow. This slasher couldn't have been softer if it was made for the Disney Channel. Made by a porn director and there's no nudity. Made with had the star of the Exorcist but barely had a single effective scare. They even had the star of Rock and Roll High School, and yet I didn't see a single Ramone. The sad part is that if you watched a half-hour reel of the greatest hits of this movie, you'd think it was the  best horror movie ever made. Sadly, the rest of the movie is just boring kids either sitting and talking about nothing or walking silently. So grab your high test cable and winch set, twenty thousand candles, and a fist full of quaaludes and join Matt and Tristan for the slowest movie this side of Warhol's Sleep, Hell Night.