Fun Box Monster Podcast #135 Death Spa (1988)

When I'm looking to get buff, the first question I ask any potential gym is, "Am I going to have to lift that little key on the machine that changes the weights?" Inevitably these losers tell me I will. I storm off in a huff and swear off exercise forever. But at Starbody Health Spa they've fixed this. All you have to do is carry around a credit card and swipe it in the machine, probably talk to the guy in the computer room on an imbedded mic. He puts you in a cue of people who need similar help and he gets to you after a few minutes, setting the machine to the proper weight. Things were going great until the computer got possessed by the philandering owner's dead wife who is the sister of the computer tech. She started burning people with acid, exploding folks in the bathroom, killing people with fish, the whole thing. Long story short, it's all here in this tell all documentary. (I was Fred). So grab a five-gallon jug of Joe Weider's Protein Shred Nuclear Muscle Blast Powder, a cup of carob coffee, and join Matt and Tristan for a film that goes down smoother than a limp piece of asparagus, Death Spa.