EPISODE · Mar 5, 2021 · 1H 21M
Fun Box Monster Podcast Episode #94 Axe Giant : The Wrath Of Paul Bunyan
from Fun Box Monster Podcast · host Tristan Gallagher
Gather 'round kids and let old grandpappy spin you a yarn about old Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox Babe. Well, you see old Paul was a great big feller. Looked kinda like a lost member of that band GWAR. Now everyone hated old paul because he was a horrible mutant. And old Paul, he only loved two things in the world, his Ox, and some lady who didn't actually like him or seem to even know who he was. Sadly one day old Babe caught some type of digital rabies and started floating around the forest 2 or 3 inches off the ground. Round about that time, a kindly old lumberjack came by to put poor old Babe out of his misery. Paul, being a bloodthirsty mutant, didn't appreciate the help from the lumberjacks and cut them all into tiny pieces with his mighty axe. And that's the story about how the "Field of Dismembered Lumberjacks National Forest" came to be. So pull out your massive ox-horn bong, update you Adobe After Effects license, and join Matt and Tristan for the tallest tale ever told, Axe Giant : The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.
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Gather 'round kids and let old grandpappy spin you a yarn about old Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox Babe. Well, you see old Paul was a great big feller. Looked kinda like a lost member of that band GWAR. Now everyone hated old paul because he was a horrible mutant. And old Paul, he only loved two things in the world, his Ox, and some lady who didn't actually like him or seem to even know who he was. Sadly one day old Babe caught some type of digital rabies and started floating around the forest 2 or 3 inches off the ground. Round about that time, a kindly old lumberjack came by to put poor old Babe out of his misery. Paul, being a bloodthirsty mutant, didn't appreciate the help from the lumberjacks and cut them all into tiny pieces with his mighty axe. And that's the story about how the "Field of Dismembered Lumberjacks National Forest" came to be. So pull out your massive ox-horn bong, update you Adobe After Effects license, and join Matt and Tristan for the tallest tale ever told, Axe Giant : The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.
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