Funfiltered Episode #014 (Part 1 of 2) - "Who Is the Octopus?"

Good morning/afternoon/evening*, Flims. Episode 14 is here for your regard. A return to normalcy, or so I was misinformed. Part 1 of 2... I know that the art of conversation has one foot in the grave but these boys make a solid case for out-and-out burial is what a critic could offer. I know that discourse is giving up the ghost but these chaps are testament to an expedited surrender is what someone contractually unobliged to be publicly approbatory might well say. I know that colloquy is in extremis and these lads are bloody ace is what I officially posit. Now go stiffen your synapses! *The stats are nascent. I've issued a communiqué to the appropriate system hierarchs, all of whom contend the sample size is, far from sufficient for analysis, plainly laughable. Upon receipt of my diplomatic if vehement rebuttal, a certain employee of a certain video-sharing website suggested I "go pounce off a viaduct". One would have to admire his invective invention. But he too shall pass and I'll laugh when he does.