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Video Village
by Video Village
Civilisation is under assault from all sides. Join us (Sam and Jordan of Jordan and Sam fame) as we self-deploy to the battleground for which we were uniquely trained - film and television. You are now entering Video Village, a podcast on which we scale the heights of praise, plumb the depths of disgust and walk wobbly on all terrains betwixt.
Episodes
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Vol. 51 - "Bigotry Freed the Beast"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) get Sirius about THE DOG STARS, get our licks in on ICE CREAM MAN, shoot off about offshoot STUART FAILS TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, bring brotherly love to REACHER - SEASON 4, touch upon NEAGLEY (sorry, Neagley), train our laser pointers on FALL 2: DEADPOINT, Cape Codify...
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Vol. 50 - "Grade-A Pederast"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) rev up for THE GRAND TOUR, determine whether THE SHARDS is Hollywood or Follywood, fly through MAYDAY, shout about THE WHISPER MAN, Turner phrase over ONE NIGHT ONLY, see which way the wind blows with PRESSURE, speak unto LEVITICUS, ‘when you bring an offering to the...
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Vol. 49 - "A Match Made in Wherever"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) get crabby with the demigod Maui and the omnigodless MOANA, train our Specronomicons on EVIL DEAD BURN, get sealed into THE LAST HOUSE, look for the Joy in LUCKY, determine whether PINOCCHIO: UNSTRUNG is dead wood, get talkie with MINIONS & MONSTERS, accept THE…
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Vol. 48 - "Frightful Fatty Spectre"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say, ‘Hi, we’re Video Village, welcome to JACKASS: BEST AND LAST!’, tuck into SACCHARINE, Zor-Elocute our thoughts on SUPERGIRL, decree whether ANIMAL FARM is ill Orwell and Greek out on THE ODYSSEY.
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Vol. 47 - "Dagobah Chic"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) rap on about CALIFORNIA SCHEMIN’, give the once-over to THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 (in our fashion), riff on POWER BALLAD, show our ivories for TUNER, limn an outline of BACKROOMS, examine Inde cinema with OBSESSION, Scream over SCARY MOVIE, determine how many stars to...
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Vol. 46 - "Multi-Limbed Xenomonkey"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) share astronotes AMONG US, LGBTQuery the merits of TIP TOE, conduct NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE the review, swing our prattle bat at MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, put out a bounty on STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU, impose the hatriarchy upon LADIES FIRST,...
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Vol. 45 - "Death by Stroppy Dolphin"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) start on a wing and a prayer with PROPELLER ONE-WAY NIGHT COACH, Rue EUPHORIA - SEASON 3, engage in MORTAL KOMBAT II as we contemplate the Babalities of evil, orcastrate an appraisal of KILLER WHALE, breach Homelander security with THE BOYS - SEASON 5, get Apepleptic...
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Vol. 44 - "The Glands of WarHeads" (feat. Jordan and Sam's Top 10 Tellyshows of the '10s)
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) feel our time slip away in THE BOROUGHS, grapple with violent male psychosexuality (and review HALF MAN), remember HONEY BUNCH (or do we?), talk OF... for MARGO’S GOT MONEY TROUBLES, speak words of wisdom to MOTHER MARY, (she)riff on NORMAL, offer stimulation OFF...
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Vol. 43 - "Turd in Them Thar Hills"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) Excise LEGENDS from our list (as is Custom), go Brazil nuts like a MAN ON FIRE, reveal whether parting from MINT was such sweet sorrow, Putin a review of THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN, get a soulonoscopy with ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT, paint with words our impression of THE...
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Vol. 42 - "A Mortal Niggle"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) Lilliput THE MINIATURE WIFE under the microscope, tuoba klat UNDERTONE, determine the OUTCOME of ←, take the temp of JURY DUTY PRESENTS: COMPANY RETREAT, bring our toxic coupling to BEEF - SEASON 2, suffer the spree de corpse of PSYCHO KILLER, answer “yes, no or…
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Vol. 41 - "Crystal Beef"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) bring up BABIES (like a couple of Paapas), hungrily eye FORBIDDEN FRUITS, add some porridge with WASTEMAN, load PIZZA MOVIE into the oven, wedlock onto SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN, conduct an LAPDebrief on BODYCAM, Chad about LOUIS THEROUX: INSIDE THE...
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Vol. 40 - "Apricot Pomp"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) make (air)waves with ONE PIECE: INTO THE GRAND LINE, determine whether Murphy’s Law applies to LOVE STORY: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. & CAROLYN BESSETTE, Quaker before THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE, go wild over HOPPERS, pursue READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME as we continue...
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Vol. 39 - "Kaiju of a Puss"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) interconnect IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, Egg on A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, have fun-gus with COLD STORAGE, face the franchise Ghost of SCREAM 7, consider HOW TO MAKE A KILLING via broadcasting, conduct a therapy session over IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, stare down…
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Vol. 38 - "Ungodly Socket"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) middle-classify THE ‘BURBS, get on tropic for LORD OF THE FLIES, study the alchemy of SMALL PROPHETS, take a stab at swillogy terminus THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3, get back on tropic for SEND HELP, Roper off THE NIGHT MANAGER - SEASON 2, beg U not to F O for LOONEY…
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Vol. 37 - "Monsters and Effluvia"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) stand up for IS THIS THING ON?, get canty Semitic with MEL BROOKS: THE 99 YEAR OLD MAN!, pool our thoughts on THE PLAGUE, get Gaza gritty with shockudrama THE VOICE OF HIND RAJAB, beg for MERCY... from itself, have NO OTHER CHOICE but to ponder our Korea, seize THE...
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Best and Worst of 2025 (Top 10)
A curious year was 2025. And I refer not to the Twelve-Day War, nor the ugly terror of AI, nor the dances with Putin, nor the new pope, nor Tariffgate, nor 6-7. No, I’m talking about the essence of being itself that outstays the transience of things that happen, the buttress of the substance of…
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Vol. 36 - "You Are Now Leaving..."
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say never see Na’vi again in AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH, bearly endure FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2, get Salty about THE WAR BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA, ping-pongtificate upon MARTY SUPREME, reach a meeting of the minds for PLURIBUS and prosecute ALL’S FAIR. We request the...
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Vol. 35 - "Admittedly Gelded"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say Norway or Yesway to SENTIMENTAL VALUE, say Noah or Yesah to JAY KELLY, see the saw of CHAIN REACTIONS, host the PD (podcast discussion) for ZOOTROPOLIS 2, mash up the bumbaclots behind JAFAICAN, consider the Pennywisdom of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, march to the…
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Vol. 34 - "Tortoise Geometry"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) ask “what the devil?” of CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC and “does KEEPER take the cake?”, check URCHIN off the itinerantry, behold the friends of Dorothy in the Oztentatious WICKED: FOR GOOD, revisit the memory of TRAIN DREAMS, tic off I SWEAR, take an academic...
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Vol. 33 - "The Irrepressible Johnson"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) come out to queer-y FAIRYLAND, carry ON FALLING into total isolation, put NUREMBERG on trial, tell-all about THE BEAST IN ME, seize the Day-Lewis with ANEMONE, ignore the news of the world to focus on THE HACK, get our fix(er) with RELAY, pick up BLACK PHONE 2,...
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Vol. 32 - "Terrorbrella"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) lay our cards on the table re: ALICE IN BORDERLAND, keep up the pace for THE LONG WALK, get organizized with MR. SCORSESE, revoke critical immunity from THE DIPLOMAT - SEASON 3, question the supremacy of GEN V - SEASON 2, investigate the force of TASK, nuke it out…
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Vol. 31 - "Goofy Metal Nobodies"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) follow the first rule of FILM CLUB, get our Spex on to X-Ray RIOT WOMEN, visit Manchester with ROOFMAN, wrestle the bore of THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2, revive ourselves for SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES, go round and round on THE LOST BUS, Flag up PEACEMAKER…
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Vol. 30 - "Those Chops Are Considerable"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) hop to with BLACK RABBIT, find the Wright-Cooke for THE GIRLFRIEND, graduate from ENGLISH TEACHER - SEASON 2 to enter a class of our own with WEAPONS, Swiss roll through a LATE SHIFT, plead HONEY DON’T!... don’t, enter a new talk state of mind for CAUGHT STEALING,...
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Vol. 29 - "Pilfered Nugget"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) press record on HIGHEST 2 LOWEST, begin automatic transmission for TWISTED METAL - SEASON 2 as we nevertheless stay INSIDE, woe with the flow from WEDNESDAY - SEASONS 1 & 2 until THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB for some senior scrutiny, give our Officeial read on THE PAPER,...
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Vol. 28 - "Hideous Idiom"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) charge with great Hastings through KING & CONQUEROR, throw a hook at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, turn up the Heat on THE BAD GUYS 2, get taken HOSTAGE by FIXED (to make a LONG STORY SHORT), mask up for EDDINGTON, commemorate THE LIFE OF CHUCK, follow a winding...
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Vol. 27 - "The Whiff of Abraham"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) make contact with RESIDENT ALIEN, break (down) the CODE OF SILENCE, flirt with MATERIALISTS, smurf the smurfing SMURFS, hold space for ELIO, decide if there’s fire where there’s SMOKE, pick up THE PICKUP... TOGETHER... unleash natural fistory on JURASSIC WORLD…
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Vol. 26 - "Visage of Demagoguery"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) contemplate the UNFORGIVABLE as we get chummy for DANGEROUS ANIMALS, thread our way through SEW TORN, stand our SOVEREIGN ground, get TOO MUCH of too little, go extramentional with RICK AND MORTY - SEASON 8, stay curious about the vicissitudes of FRIENDSHIP, instruct...
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Vol. 25 - "Manprimp"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) tune up our autos for DUSTER, auto up our tunes for KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, bullsh*t our way through POKER FACE - SEASON 2, weather TORNADO, triumph over SQUID GAME - SEASON 3, wax on about KARATE KID: LEGENDS, get cookin’ in THE BEAR - SEASON 4, sustain our special...
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Vol. 24 - "Litany of Crud"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) go Hindi indie with SISTER MIDNIGHT, coast through THE SURFER, attempt to escape the CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD’s maize, exorcise THE RITUAL, consider the cheerful symmetry of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME, ask LILO & STITCH howzit, prey upon PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS, approach...
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Vol. 23 - "Dynamically Vituperative"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) dig deep into DEPT. Q, 'ave a butcher's at MOBLAND, find the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (wanting), assess the Labour of CLARKSON'S FARM - SEASON 4, gently folk about with THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND, activate Cruise control for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING, go...
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Vol. 22 - "Big They Pants"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) 🗣💬🗨️ LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS - SEASON 4, consider the Pride of OVERCOMPENSATING, give voice to BAD THOUGHTS, distract ourselves from the inevitable with FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES, survive UNTIL DAWN, develop a take on THE STUDIO, regard the recipe of NONNAS with a...
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Vol. 21 - "Neurotypicalsplaining"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) mourn the DEATH OF A UNICORN, compose notes for THE FOUR SEASONS, undergo THE ASSESSMENT, issue a fat wah against #1 HAPPY FAMILY USA, prune the climbing Daisy of CLEANER, reveal whether ELSBETH - SEASON 2 gets its men, DROP a review, get real about ANDOR - SEASON 2,...
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Vol. 20 - "Hearing Faster than Sound"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) stare ponderously into BLACK MIRROR - SEASON 7, cut the tension of CLOUD and DEAD MAIL, assemblé a position on ÉTOILE, ana-log some FREAKY TALES, go Hardy on HAVOC, remain LOCKED in and autoimmobile, remove the blinders for DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN, roll in the blighted...
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Vol. 19 - "All Harrumphing"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) plumb the infernal conflict of DEVIL MAY CRY, question the (M)MO of SIDE QUEST, double up on THE ALTO KNIGHTS, debate whether to bail on THE BONDSMAN, litigate MATLOCK, wonder if BLACK BAG belongs in the bin, double up again (and again and again...) on MICKEY 17 and...
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Vol. 18 - "Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Honk"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) scorch earth IN THE LOST LANDS, set up camp for MID-CENTURY MODERN, assess the wellness of THE WHITE LOTUS - SEASON 3, report on COMMON SIDE EFFECTS, consider whether DELI BOYS Is(lama)bad, drift through REACHER - SEASON 3, take our one shot incelling ADOLESCENCE…
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Vol. 17 - "No Zhuzh"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) put the gloves on for DAY OF THE FIGHT, skip to THE END, do a deep-dive on LAST BREATH, investigate THE RESIDENCE, keep rollin' through Y2K, get to the Bikini Bottom of PLANKTON: THE MOVIE, natter amour with HEART EYES, offer perspective on WIN OR LOSE, liquidly…
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Vol. 16 - "Chock-a wiv 'Ard Nuts"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) sling a critical web around YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN, get in the ring for A THOUSAND BLOWS (be mature, please), Tóth our skills for thankless labour like THE BRUTALIST, leaf through MEMOIR OF A SNAIL, impose male-order on COMPANION and slash mercilessly...
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Vol. 15 - "The Sky Isn't Real"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) emerge from desolation row for A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, preside over PARADISE, manage our franchise with RUNNING POINT, hop in the cruiser to get ON CALL, get forensic about DEXTER: ORIGINAL SIN, hover unseen for PRESENCE, get KINDA PREGNANT with disgust and hack our way...
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Vol. 14 - "What's Happening, Mildred?!"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) contend with BEAST GAMES, take a holistic approach to APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, chronicle the Renée-sance of BRIDGET JONES: MAD ABOUT THE BOY, bridge THE GORGE between us, face the HARD TRUTHS of... well, assess the procedure of HIGH POTENTIAL, put THE LAST SHOWGIRL under...
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Vol. 13 - "Taffsploitation"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) give you the lowdown on ELEVATION as we get BACK IN ACTION, lurch baldly and boldly through FLIGHT RISK, stay HERE for some time(s), analyse the manoeuvres of THE NIGHT AGENT - SEASON 2, mynd OUT THERE gyda Martin Clunes am chops, go "Live from South Wales!" for...
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Vol. 12 - "Stimulated Complacency"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) submit a review of BABYGIRL, traffic in BLOOD FOR DUST, retain frigid desolation for THE DAMNED, get Callas about MARIA(?), comment asocially upon the social commentary of NICKEL BOYS, acknowledge that WE LIVE IN TIME to save yours, take a disaster tour through A…
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Best and Worst of 2024 (Top 10)
An interesting year was 2024. And I refer not to the reinstatement of Trump, nor the advancements of AI, nor the rise of autocracy, nor the fall of Assad, nor Palestine, nor hawk tuah. No, I’m talking about the fundament of being itself that outlasts the ephemera of happening things, the…
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Vol. 11 - "A Revenge on Normal People"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) “Feel” our way through BETTER MAN (where “Angels” fear to tread), allot time and hold space for DOCTOR WHO: JOY TO THE WORLD, check what’s occurrin’ with GAVIN & STACEY: THE FINALE, stop motion to wallow in WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL, go beast mode on…
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Vol. 10 - "Goat Racism"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) defy the gravity of musical expertise for WICKED, strive for august patricianship as we Rome about GLADIATOR II, get rhetorical and wax philosophical about HERETIC, aim for accuracy re: THE DAY OF THE JACKAL, refuse to annul our partnership like ANORA, take…
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Vol. 9 - "My Hand Feels Ill"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) inaugurate Cohnversation on the real (e)state of THE APPRENTICE, evacuate our brains and bombard the London of you for BLITZ, get Pacific and manganimus in our MSG about THE CONTESTANT and assemble a woman-free (cardinally), virginal (by most accounts) symposium in...
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Vol. 8 - "A Pound-Shop Iteration of Itself"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) communicate with you animals about THE WILD ROBOT, foster good-will and adopt a Christian ear for SOUND OF HOPE: THE STORY OF POSSUM TROT, decide whether TRANSFORMERS ONE is cause for prime optimism or screaming at the stars, le'go of our preconceptions and build a...
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Vol. 7 - "If He's Only Dead, Why Isn't He Alive?"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) sweep on with threshing oar to the TWILIGHT OF THE GODS, face the trials of the Critics' Road with AGATHA ALL ALONG, sneak into THE 4:30 MOVIE, schlep our schmucky selves through a NOBODY WANTS THIS schmooze, blur the lines between amateur and professional for SING...
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Vol. 6 - "The Dwarf-Tossing Days"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) beware lest we become monstrous as we fight MONSTERS: THE LYLE AND ERIK MENENDEZ STORY, occupy space where no one will hear us with ALIEN: ROMULUS, go for a Burton to meet BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, maintain a fragile civility around SPEAK NO EVIL, egest from our...
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Vol. 5 - "Zambian Sour Candies"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) word-search and cross words over LUDWIG, become a pair of chiacchierones for WISE GUY: DAVID CHASE AND THE SOPRANOS (don’t fuhgeddaboudit), peel the bananas banana of CHIMP CRAZY, forfeit no ground on REBEL RIDGE, hurtle speedily through NIGHTSLEEPER and set the bait...
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Vol. 4 - "Stop! In the Neigh of Love"
This week, Jordan and I (Sam) go Pretty under the skin with UGLIES, chaperone KAOS on a voyage too close to the Sun, cast doubt on the resurrection of THE CROW, create a chat room irl re: RED ROOMS, bring our odd coupling to bear on COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS and go demon mode on how beyond good is EVIL.
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Civilisation is under assault from all sides. Join us (Sam and Jordan of Jordan and Sam fame) as we self-deploy to the battleground for which we were uniquely trained - film and television.
You are now entering Video Village, a podcast on which we scale the heights of praise, plumb the depths of disgust and walk wobbly on all terrains betwixt.
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