Funfiltered Episode #064 - "It's All About the Clap"

Greetings, earthlings. There's no reason that noun should be alien copyright, is there? "Earthling" is a great leveller. Anyway, that's enough diplomacy for this week. Hmmm, content, content.... Have you seen The Banshees of-- oh yeah, we talk about that in the episode... It's a trifling juggle, negotiating this relationship between blurb and podcast. Can't really write about the aural cargo - if we're half-decent at this (and I'm WELL AWARE the jury is out way past its curfew and should be back home in bed, not gallivanting around with that oiky Callum boy on that front) - our opinions are sufficiently covered in-'cast and elaboration would merely gild the lily that is our far-from-florid presentation. But the description can't be totally estranged, can it? Yes, nobody reads it and I've never encountered a YouTube/social media puff that even bothered. But if you think I'm merely going to resort to a simple, "Hey, here's the new episode, here are the topics, here are our socials, enjoy!", you simply know nothing of me, which would in turn suggest you don't listen to the podcast and have no interest in any of this anyway. But for the fraction of a percent that do, I beseech your familiarity with me as a compass for fathoming my orientation, as I once said to a girl that will go unnamed in whose phonebook I no longer dwell 😔 Ahem. I appreciate that if one is peddling a tin of biscuits, it's ill-advised to devote inordinate time to fashioning the tin. But design is my department, you know? Jordan and I put all the ingredients together, then he sets about the baking as I'm instructed to get out of the kitchen cos I'm just getting in the way like an alcoholic aunty at Christmas. So come on, let me do the colouring in. On this episode, we discuss the teaser trailer for the new Mario flick, examine Doctor Who's latest atrocity, celebrate the omnitude of Better Call Saul, ejaculate (archaic-wise) upon Black Adam, confabulate re: The Banshees of Inisherin and natter 'bout a whole bunch of TV stuff. Well, the character limit is almost up so my job is done. Dammit, still 51 left. 28... ^%$£(&^%$£!))((*&&&^