Gabon, Gdansk & Gaylinda

Welcome to another chaotic installment of What Would Denise Do?, the only podcast where a 2-hour pre-show drinking session results in zero recording and a 100-pound entry fee for a fitness race in Poland.This week, Davina (the one who still looks 32, allegedly) and Gaylinda (the artist formerly known as Deyoncé/Tanya Baps/Dom) are falling to pieces—literally. Between Davina’s cracking knees and Gaylinda’s "international" flight to Gdansk (not Gabon, though we're still checking the equator), the vibes are high and the grip strength is questionable.Inside the shit show this week:The Gaylinda Debut: Why Gaylinda is the new Glinda, and why Jack the DJ is responsible for this rebranding.Marathon Madness: Davina is prepping for 26.2 miles of "Rainbow Miles" and teenage cancer fundraising, while Gaylinda is prepping for the pub at Mile 16.The Bus Chronicles: Why you should never leave your phone unlocked on a "peasant wagon" and which apps Gaylinda is raiding first (spoiler: it’s your Nando’s points).The Eiffel Tower: A geometry lesson involving steeples, people, and clasping hands that you definitely didn't learn in school.Whether you're carbing up on pretzels and corned beef or avoiding eye contact with the "fitness people" on Apple Fitness+, grab a gin and join the car crash.