Garth Brooks Got The Midas Touch

Peepz on the show: Jason, Bryan, Brandon, Faren, & Justin Nicknames Jason still thinks he’s Snake Eyes. Bryan thinks he’s the Mic Spiker. He’s actually Wario Old Business “We cheap fucks refuse to spend bucks!” Bryan bullies old ladies. No one has phone books. “Angel’s Advocate” Brandon is “The Butcher” Brandon is the “The Cleveland Butcher” We talked about Caturday Meowsical Competition Meowed Carry On My Wayward Son Saturdog or VIP: Very Important Pupper Trying to figure out how it will work not how it won’t “What do you do at Books & Brews? Read and get drunk?” Side tangent: Bryan talks about “Nancy” Farenough Just in time Two quick stories from Jason “Like a hydra” - Brandon Old manager put on depressing music story: “Who put on this cutting music?”- Jason Debate story: Micro-machine speed talking The seriousness of debates If you get accused of cheating, it’s a big damn deal in Michigan apparently New Business “Wings with jets on them?” -Bryan “Faren smells like dog farts” -Brandon “Baseball is a sport.” -Jason “Zoom out. Zoom back in.” -Jason Jason said “baseball” like, 3 times within 5 minutes Garth Brooks got the Midas Touch Discussed how he thinks about the people up in the stands T-Shirt Gun: people like t-shirts from guns Trying to give everyone the same experience Told Dixie’s Mug Club / AA story Jason talked about ADD and the vulnerability of talking about your mental health Results, not tasks “Be cooler if it came from a gun… a t-shirt gun” -me Talked about this during AIYF, but circled back: Mix in business with sarcasm / humor The Dog Whisperer(?) lol Buzzers? Razers? Clippers! Jason talks about having conversations with his daughter, Callie “You make me mad when you say that” “You’re angry because I said XYZ” “I get mad when you tell me what I should have said” just say “Let’s try that again” because it’s a challenge. Beer Break Art in Your Face “It smells eclectic” -Bryan, “It smells like Clapton?” -me Jason said something and I still have no idea what he said and he said it twice. “Did you do acid recently?” - Bryan Jason has said “baseball” so many times. I think we are on #6. Bryan stole Brandon’s old art. Justin and I both saw Spiderman: Into The Spider-Verse Cover of romance novels always is not in a well-lit area, the moon is always in the back, but the light is always at the front “These motherfuckers are paying too much for this square footage” -Bryan Jason talks about his sleeping techniques which is essentially pretending that he’s camping. Beef of the Week: Justin and I’s Beef of the Week: Buying Cinderella anywhere I beefed for Zach: Mermaid in the sink No one else had beef Guilty Pleasure of the Week: Jason nerded the fuck out about Fantasy Fantasy Baseball Jason’s Raspberry pi / Original X-Men game Bryan talked about Fantasy Football aka the Best story ever told Bryan tells the Best stories Stump the Brewer started with Willy Wonka Jason doesn’t do redos. Glenn Howerton is in Serenity. Will Ferrell is in everything.