GBU 218: You Need To Become Enlightened Because You Don't Want To Be Reincarnated On This Shitplanet

Candle thoughts. Candle meditation. Making smores with candles. Over 4,700 candle facts and stories. Plus: Artificial fragrance, why you don’t need to give notice when you quit your job, why people are never happy, and why the unenlightened hate Ohio.Please consider, at this point, on episode 218 of this podcast that you’ve been listening to for over two years, a subscription. Your five dollars allows us to continue doing this, and we would appreciate it:See you next week (subscribers only) or in two weeks (non-subscribing misser-outers)* natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe