Get Ya Mother Slapped

How long should foreplay last? Evans opens up this ensemble with this question. Depending on the horniness, Siddeeq says, is the answer to that. The nice weather has got us feeling extra nonsensical. Daylights Savings time will never be a thing after 2023 if Mr. Byron decides to sign the Sunshine Protection Act into effect. A natural consequence to this will be an uprising of technology that will eventually take over the world. Eventually we will have to abide by President Biden’s phone to give us the correct time. Will it affect our sleep in a major way? It shouldn’t, get the fuck outta bed, jackass. We get into it with a scary statistic for men on dating sites. 90% of women are looking for 6% of men. Specifically speaking on the 6% of men who are 6’7 and up. We delve into the various reasons as to why this might be and how the short kings catching no breaks. Finally, an update on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. Russia is “losing” this war and Zelensky is still a real nigga.