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Empty The Tank
by Evan Brown and Siddeeq Ali
2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption. Bone-Apple-Tea
Episodes
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A New Dawn
Mannnnn y’all know what the vibrations is. We’re byke. Rested, excited to fill up your ear canals, and even more excited to argue with all of you over our plethora of talking points. You can expect to hear about 13% of the Burger King jingle earnings being given to legendary composer, Hans…
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Knife to the Kranium
Ben Affleck and Hemp/CBD/THC infused seltzers help us get this one started. Ben don’t really look like a people person and are these infused seltzers a placebo? Evan takes us into his first day at the his new place of employment. Yes, Evan is back to the 9 to 5 employment format. Bets for how…
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Efficient Twerking and PBJ Bacon Sandwiches
Its hot... as fuck. But we (and you) are here. Empty The Tank is an all weather and all season show. At inception, we pay homage to Matt Vasgersian and John Madden, and invent an alarm clock that involves a morning visit from THE Eric Byrnes. After that, well, we descend into chaos. The legend of...
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Sometimes The Greats, Fall
Black, West Indian, and Dominican men are all the same. Literally. They just enact their shenanigans in different regions of the world. We’re just lucky we get to see it all within the boroughs of NYC. A discussion on the Yankees and Mets domination as well as they comparability to the rest of…
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Full Scholarship to Play the Block
Hope you enjoyed the long weekend boys girls and pets, the boys are back. After a few days of watching other people play with fireworks we are behind the mics again, admiring female sportscasters, debating the logistics of playing the block, reflecting on NBA free agency and figuring out the best...
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Different Vibrations
Gabe Kapler is yoked, Siddeeq’s iPhone 8 is in need of a major upgrade, and Evan speaks on what type of people want listening to this podcast. Opening thoughts. Stay off of TikTok. The Chinese government is watching. French government trying to ban burkinis. They’ve already banned full face...
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Meek Mill is Bad at Everything and The President Doesn't Really Matter
Welcome Back Boys, Girls and Theys. We're back in your ears, Siddeeq has birthed many children (allegedly) and he loves Nicki Minaj. We lead off with one of our favorite pastimes, watching cringey Meek Mill videos. He really must of been a top tier drug dealer, because everything else looks...
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LOCK THE ISLAND DOWN!
Get ready for ETT to delve into the scary yet beautiful facts about many animals that could very well eat you while you fight back. We move over many different animals and their many scary features. Evan escapes an altercation with a rhino and Siddeeq gets f***** top by a komodo dragon Just some...
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We (The World) Are Kinda Fucked
Welcome Back to Friday Boys and Girls. It's the first Friday of June and the sun is shining. This episode your favorite two voices delve into the state of hitting in baseball today and the stunting of player development by older, non learning coaches. But thats the warm-up. Following that, we…
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All I Know Is What I See On The Field
Evan’s dropping a tape (maybe), those sun tanning mirrors you see in movies gotta be so bad for ya, and Diddy getting called a batty man? These are the things that take up our beginning thoughts on this episode. NYC bearing down (finally) with these speed cameras. You hated em when they first…
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NYC Heats Up while Elon Goes Full Villain
Happy Memorial Day Weekend Friday Boys and Girls. We're here like an annoying pimple on prom day and ready to send you off into the 3 day weekend amidst an old fashioned NYC heat wave. This send off begins with your weekly reminder that Amber Heard is a bad person and that if you are an aspriring...
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Strain on a Mans Body
We didn’t want to do it but we had to do. Today’s episode starts off with a debrief of the Buffalo shooter. We let our gripes and condolences run free in this section. We then take a little hiatus to feel some more positive energy while speaking on Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Imma be there if…
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Allergy SZN
Welcome Back to Friday boys girls and pets. We're in the booth with a special guest today, Stuffy Deeq. Somehow after 23+ years, he developed allergies, and now he's sampling allergy medicines like the buffet at Golden Corral. So if you turned on this podcast for allergy medicine reviews and...
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Invincible
We start our roll today by the continuing education of the game of basketball. Specifically in the NBA. Evan sets us off by educating Siddeeq on the specific greatness of Shaq. For him to be averaging over 20ppg is absolutely ridiculous. We then drift off into the dynamic of the game changing due...
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Unfortunate Events and Extraordinary Places
Congratulations on making it to another Friday boys and girls. We're locked and loaded. WARNING: during this podcast, strange events repeatedly occurred. From Madison Bumgarner being baited into violence by an umpire to a stadium worker being concussed by a foul ball. We do not know if that will...
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BIG, Women's POD
Evan decides to be Pop Smoke (RIP) for the first couple minutes of today’s episode. Once we get past that it’s a relatively smooth ride into a “sexcapade” that took place in a waterfront property by the wonderful agents of Brown Harris Stevens. Guess nobody mentioned they had cameras in the…
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Why Would You Fuck With Mike Tyson?
PSA: We here at ETT would like to remind you of the following things: Mike Tyson is from Brownsville, he has enough money to do whatever he wants and he is still extremely dangerous. The numbskull that threw a water bottle at Tyson on a plane found this our first hand. Don't be like him. Please.…
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Zucky Got Lucky
Siddeeq opens this episode with speaking on his experience of DJ’ing and vibing out at a gay bar this weekend. Quality drinks, quality people, and the hookitz, of course. While this is only his second experience he encourages you all to follow in his lead and enjoy something new. We always find...
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Malfeasances
Monday again, sheesh. We here tho, and words are hard to pronounce. Trevor Bauer may be exonerated but not in the eyes of his peers. A Texas pitcher "speared" a batter whom hit a home run off of him and reminded him rudely. Siddeeq got the hiccups. We're addicted to being busy. Being still is the...
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Not Knowing Shit About Shit
Our opening nonsense begins with Juan Soto’s greatness, our potential trips throughout the rest of the year, and the ocks selling weed now. The Yankees are a hot topic this episode as Siddeeq has certain qualms about certain players. As a Yankee fan it’s normal to be frustrated with the slightest...
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The BBL Tracker and a Ray of Hope for the Short Kings
Congratulations on making it back to Monday. ETT is here as usual to soothe your soul and fill your eardrums. Siddeeq speaks on his observance of Ramadan while Evan reflects on how annoying Siddeeq becomes when he abstains from his vices. Siddeeq then coins a new name for Margaritas…
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Less Pressure, More Focus
Hideki Matsui, Assisted Squat Racks, and Evan’s allergies. Please be prepared for loud, obnoxious sneezes. The title is indicative of our first topic of conversation which has Deeq explain how fired up he gets when someone gives him 110% effort, regardless of the result. Evan chimes in on…
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Ice Volcanoes from Pluto
Happy Monday Famborghinis. We're back in your eardrums, for better or worse. We mull some theories about the universe and the fate of other planets and then we hop from ice volcanoes (WTF) to the tallest building in the world to Giannis Antetokounmpo to the price of filling up a Ferrari, Very...
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When I Find You, I'm Going to Hide You From Yourself
Welcome Back to Friday boys, girls and pets. You made it through another week of a rapidly declining world. Cheers to us. We're here with a gumbo of topics. I don't have a clever way of stitching these together, so I'm just going to throw them at you as fast as I can. Alexa Demie - 24KGolden…
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Khaki Advocates
Weight training requires some serious pushing/tightening of the core area. Relieving yourself also requires the same type of push that comes from the same area. We speak on the Olympic weightlifter, Hunter Henderson, peeing on the deadlift platform at her gym. To be fair she does suffer from SUI...
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Vicious Air Thrusting
Dangerously horny entities take up the beginning of this ETT ensemble. Deshaun Watson and Khamayah’s hit single “1-800-Im-Horny” to be specific. Someone tell us how that song was put into production and how Deshaun finessed his way into a $230mil contract (ALL GUARANTEED). Evan introduces Siddeeq...
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Welcome Back MLB
Friday is back, ETT is back and so is MLB. The owners are still cheap schmucks (minus Cohen, the Steinbrenners and a select few) but this isn't about them. This is about Ohtani throwing 100 MPH and then hitting a ball to Pluto the next inning. And for that, we are thankful. At this point, we've...
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Get Ya Mother Slapped
How long should foreplay last? Evans opens up this ensemble with this question. Depending on the horniness, Siddeeq says, is the answer to that. The nice weather has got us feeling extra nonsensical. Daylights Savings time will never be a thing after 2023 if Mr. Byron decides to sign the Sunshine...
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West Side N****
Wine, mimosas, and plants take up the first quarter of this episode. Specifically, harping on a wine tasting experience being a must, needing an unhealthy (possibly) amount of mimosas, and Siddeeq becoming an interior decorator. 1.4 billion pounds of cheese owned by ONE entity. Who? The good-ole…
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Siddeeq Meets Ye
Monday is back and so are we, just like your toxic ex you backslide with every few months. We get your week started with some fruit talk and Steve Harvey's SHOCKING net worth before delving into Siddeeq's journey through the new Kanye West documentary and Virgil's relationship with Kanye. We also...
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M.V1: The New Sound of Queens
ETT is back in the stu like we left our car keys (or backwoods). And we have the pleasure of sitting down with Southside's own M.V1. We speak on his start into the world that is music, his influences and motivation, as well as his creative process and what’s to come. He's a self-described humble,...
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Rapper, Trapper Chronicles
Haikus, Suliloqys, and the miracle of the major leagues. ETT delves into the massive wealth surrounding Texas University. A PJ for each athletic team while also being a self sustaining athletic program. WE then circle to the inevitable, college kids should be getting paid, if not for them, then…
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Evan Saves America
Welcome Back to Friday Mamaos. We're back in your ear canals to guide you to and through the weekend. Siddeeq starts us off hot by curving Selma Hayek for baseball and manifesting his future Business owner desires. We then discuss company morale and the fact that everyone hates the boss, whether...
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Rescheduled.
We start this episode off with a story about Mr. Odell Walker Jr. More specifically a first hand account of a women trying to meet up with Odell Walker Jr. A lot of sketchy texts, no clear answers, and whole lot of smittntiness. This situation mimics the tinder Swindler except that the money and...
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Putin On His Bully and #CityBoyz Up A Million
Happy Friday and congratulations to you on making it another week with us inside your hearing apparatuses. In the last few days since we last massaged your ear canals, Putin has invaded Ukraine, we learned that a man has used tinder to finesse rich women out of $10 million + and we had a mid-pod...
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Mouth Balancing, Hitler, and the Weather
A man balancing many objects on his mouth region. Yes, that statement is accurate. Nevertheless, impressive. The initial nonsense jumps to Siddeeq shortening the word February, and us speaking on the up and down weather. Dinner with 3 people of your choice, dead or alive. Hitler’s got a seat at...
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Is Biden Handing Out Crack Pipes?
Welcome Back to ETT, its Friday and our Tanks are full and ready to be emptied into your headphones of choice. We've got a hell of a show today, as we bounce around from GTA to the metaverse and even delve into our brief and unremarkable basketball careers, while recruiting Kevin Durant for our 3...
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Your Official Valentines Day Guide - Courtesy of ETT and XYXX
It's Friday, so congratulations to you for making it to the weekend. But Monday is Valentine's day and you still don't have a gift for your lover(s). Lucky for you, ETT is here, with our favorite female podcast, XYXX. We cover everything, from our porn watching origins, splitting the bill as a...
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New York Men Solidify Their #1 Spot
Welcome Back to Monday Boys and Girls and especially, all my NYC kings. Rihanna is pregnant, and has officially solidified us as the best men in the world. It is a glorious day. If you disagree, that's really your problem and keep that negativity to yourself. We watch Kings vs Knicks, a dumpster...
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SNOW DAY POD (2022)
We start our snow day with talk about one of the greatest, if not the greatest baseball player to ever do it; Barry Bonds. His career numbers/seasonal numbers are video game-like. It brings us to acknowledge some of the other tanks in baseball back then. A-Rod, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire. After…
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SexTraumaPresence
Monday is a motherfucker, every 6 days it's back in your face - no exceptions. ETT aspires to be like Monday. We liven up your commute by analyzing the talent gaps between the NCAA and pro sports, as well as the Texas Ranger's recent awakening. We then debate getting respect the "David Goggins…
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Authenticity, Adventures, and Lambons
We speak on Evan’s toxicity and then trail into Brittney Renner’s authenticity and the ramifications that come with that. We also needle these male dominant podcasts to stop bashing women, specifically women of color, cause you’re getting all of us LAMBASTED on Twitter and in general. Understand...
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Robot Assassins and Critical Race Theory
Happy Monday famborghinis. ETT back in ya ears like we left our to-go plate in your mother's kitchen. We only discuss important things on Mondays, such as portable shitters, George Costanza laying down the pipe and Siddeeq's hate of kittens and sex. Then we throw in some Chris Paul slander for...
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HOTEP ETT
Siddeeq gets exposed to Hotep Jesus and forces Evan to watch a portion from his time on the Joe Rogan podcast. This specific portion of the podcast references the first slaves that were brought over; or rather not brought over. We discuss Siddeeq’s naivety to this portion of black history as well...
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What Era of Music Are We In?
Welcome Back to Monday and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day Boys and Girls. We spend this episode bouncing around like your little nephew after too much candy. From Kevin Porter Jr. to Muslims and Elon Musk in China to the Cars of Puerto Rican men. But most importantly, we try to figure out what...
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Put the Toilet Seat Down
Ev starts to sing and all of a sudden we’re talking about the difference between LP’s and EP’s then we end up diving into the late Pop Smoke and Welcome To The Party. Side note… these songs sound better in Dyckman. Our parents really got it done. In more ways than one.. But we’re learning now…
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Antonio Brown Isn't Crazy He Just Doesn't Care
Is it really a Monday if ETT doesn't drop? We welcome you to a new week with the discourse you didn't know you needed. We discuss Texas gun laws, the sad state of NY (NJ) football and Antonio Brown's mental health. Finally, we end with our New Years Resolutions and touch on maybe the greatest…
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Went On A RUN!
We begin the banter with a nod to James Krashinski and Steve Carrel; specifically Steve Carrels’ incredible run of shows/movies beginning in 2005. The West Indian Christmas gift experience. Come check out how to maneuver that with grace and success. The luck and grace of being born into a…
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Ms. Hildabee & Her Tooth Affixments
Ms. Hildabee starts off this pod with affixing our teeth with our chosen gems. We then sit down to talk about all things tooth gems; including but not limited too, her inception into the industry, a little history of tooth gems dating back to ancient Egypt, and some of her tooth gem experiences....
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ETT Christmas Spectacular
'Tis the season, we're back in the festive spirit (kind of) with some nonsense and some holiday cheer. Such as... wrapping paper vibes, Queens drill rap x Christmas, Virgil's 3% rule, Harry Belafonte, COVID ruining the Holiday Spirit and the Omarion Virant going crazy. Then we rant on proper gift...
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2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption. Bone-Apple-Tea
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Empty The Tank is created and hosted by Evan Brown and Siddeeq Ali.
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