Ghosts

I'm gonna get all you farts and all you fannies welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse. That's Wilder. We're gonna guide your life.

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Yeah, it's 11.30 AM Pacific Coast time on a Friday, baby. Daytime weekday vibes is out of this freaking world. Dude, we got that work day energy. Mm-hmm.

I drank the same amount of coffee I normally would if I woke up at 5.30, but I actually woke up at 6.30, so you know things are getting froggy today, baby. Why don't you work, boy? What you got, youth to educate? On my calendar, it just says teacher non-workday, and I'll tell you what I ain't asking questions.

I know. No reason to question that. You could not fucking pay me to ask a question about that, my, my. Super zoomably, the students are still there.

I hope so. They gotta learn somehow. Yeah, nice. Yeah.

So that's it. Well, it's a very, you think it's because it's, you know, a day it is. Oh, I didn't even peep. Wow.

I mean, now I know that you said it, but boy, I didn't tell him. Tell him what day it is. It's probably the 13th. In this year, October.

So that's the scariest one. The scariest day and the scariest month. I'm so fucking glad I'm not at work, dude. I'd be, I'd have demons all over me freaking dang, damens.

All of the kids are demons anyways. Specter. Well, that's true. But we're not talking about Haymans or Childs, although I suppose potentially a little bit.

Yeah, we'll probably talk about both of them. We're telling ghost stories today, boy. Oh my God. How did you already do it?

Get up it. Oh man. That one's tossed. Yeah, we're talking about, we're talking about ghosts.

Yeah. Because it's the spooky season. It's the 13th Friday. That's not how that works.

I have a category to start. Yeah. And it's famous ghost. Oh, and I feel like this one, this one's going to have a lot of meat on the bone.

So I think we should just dive into it right away. Famous ghosts. So like Casper? Casper is a famous ghost where we put it.

He's a weenie, right? I mean, I know our beloveds both love Casper, but guys a weener. But also Devin Sawa. He's a little little hunk, a little teen hunk.

Yeah, but not in that movie. In that movie, the child, he drives the other child, girls, absolutely nuts. I feel like I know 50 women off the top of my head who say the first crush was Devin Sawa in the 10 minutes of screen time that he gets in that flick. Yeah.

I think Casper is a two. I wait, are his brothers also? I got to like his brother. No, stinky and fat.

So they're sick. I'll be him with three other names. I do think stinky and fat. So are two of them stretch.

Is that one? Yeah. Stinky, fat, so much stretch. Good Lord.

Everyone there eating dude. That was such a 16. I don't really know any famous gut. Like I feel like every town's got the famous.

No, no, no. I'm talking about yes, but also I'm talking about like cinema ghosts that we're like Christmas past. Oh my God, dude. That was the Christmas.

The Christmas ghost got to be a one right? Pretty little Christmas future is scary. He's always like the Grim Ripper. Yeah, I'll give him a two scary ass Christmas future.

And then one Christmas past and Christmas present. We're not doing critters, right? We're not doing like a Babadook is not a ghost. That's a Babadook.

We're not doing like, you know what I mean? It's ghosts. Yeah, like poltergeist from poltergeist is a famous ghost. What's the?

Yeah, I don't. That seems like a generic term. Is that a specific ghost? I don't.

It's like poltergeist is the genus, I think. And ghost is the family. We're doing science. Oh, cryptology science.

I don't like that. Or guys. Tell me. Tell me about Slimer, dude.

I think he's a three. I kind of like Slimer. Slimer grosses me. Is he a two?

Can you give him a two? I'll give him a two at best. He got that tasty, Ectocooler drink that's we're drinking his blood and it's true. Yeah, I hope it's his blood.

Slimer piss. I hate that Slimer. What about all the ghosts that have to get busted? Like the Michelan man and.

Yeah, I mean, it's not the Michelan man though. Is the state puff marshmallow. Yeah, and he's that's more of a possession. I guess.

OK, I think the categories what that ghost do and what that ghost do. Dude, mostly you don't think about how ghosts are mostly just they just do their nuisances. They like they knock shit over. They open your cabinets.

What do they even do? I know. That's the thing. That's ghost movies are always a tough one for me because I'm like, what are you running from?

Like what do you know what that what that ghost do that is a three, I guess, like for the go we talk about like sick things that goes can do. Yeah, tell me three would be like when they can pick people up and throw them around. Sometimes you see that that's a good one. Yeah, yeah.

Move a move a person. Yeah, toss them across the room moving, you know, moving like an object is a two to me. It is scary. Like if I was I'm not going to pretend like if I was sitting in my living room and my fucking lamp started swinging around all willing to really it wouldn't freak my bean, but it is a little bitch move like I'm not that mean.

It's like it's overall harmless. Yeah, so I'm going to say move an item is to go. It's really a psychological attack. Yes.

What it goes can do that is a good one is can shape chef sometimes because you get like a how many fucking like early 2000s movies is some dude chasing like a hot woman down a hallway and then like surprise it was a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

Yeah. We want to give that a three or two. I guess a three because it's pretty effective like trick people into thinking you're not a ghost. Right.

They seem to do all the way up until the last minute. Pretty. Yeah, pretty. But then again, like what then what I'll give you a one dude.

How about boo? So boo is sucks. Boo is so lame. Well, that's just like no.

I mean, that's basically just like throwing a cabinet open. Honestly, less scary than throwing a cabinet open. Yeah, I if I heard if I was in my living room and from the other my who I would what a hack, you know, where do you put here's like seems like the most common what that goes to need your help. Dude, come on.

Oh my God. I'm sure. I was to fucking do. Sure.

Sure. And it's like a dude. I'm sure I don't even care about you need to go in the addict and and the addict and look at my my family lineage. No dude.

You're talking read your like long lost note to someone that lives like in another town. No way. Oh my God. Needs help sucks.

And that kind of goes with I would say unfinished business problem. Unfinished business is not my problem to me, but it goes along with needs help, right? What about revenge? Not bad.

Sometimes goes to useless at revenge. Just drives you mad. Yeah, but that's pretty good. I mean get drive.

I mean, like, you know, it is a thing. That house before you are driven mad, please. I know that's you got to just if you get driven mad. It's your fucking fault.

It really is like go away from there, but it's always, you know, how it go. We spent our last penny on this old Victorian. I can't believe it was in our price range. God, like dang dude, just fucking live though.

You know what I mean? You know what's a one for what that goes to? They can't ever they're they don't have a infinite range of movement, huh? Always locked into it.

The haunted hospital or the house. That ghost dude. Yeah, you can't even if I move. I mean, sometimes it goes follow you sometime, but like it's all.

It follows a ghost. It follows not a ghost. I don't think. Okay.

So we're just doing like, oh, what that ghost dude you'd like levitated sick fly. I'll give it to you. It's kind of it's fine to me. What about noises?

Like you could like you could like create a sound like a laughter or like an organ or you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's it too. That goes along with like moving item.

I feel like you need me. Okay, I got another category for you. Where that goes where that goes live. Oh, where that goes live dude.

I think it just is there a dedicated room in the house where the ghost live almost? Oh, you just mean like house. Okay, so haunted house is very quietly. It's classic.

It's maybe a little boring, but come on. No, it's good. Yeah, like you don't know if it's a new house. You don't know all the tricks and trapped in there.

We think we might got a ghost in our house. Oh, this is a long time to wait to bring that up. Well, okay, I don't I have not detected a presence as it were. You call the busters yet?

I haven't called any busters. Well, because we've been chill, but our house is one hundred and twenty two years old. I think if I did that math correctly. So it's old as fuck and there used to be old people that lived in it.

And this was a house along the time when this area was just like steel refineries and meals. This was like worker housing. So you got to know a bunch of people just dying in their twenties and thirties from like black along or whatever. Sure.

And we were like, Dan, this bookie, all house probably haunted. And then my father-in-law was here helping us when we first moved in. We actually hadn't even moved in yet. We were doing construction and he was doing stuff.

And then he at dinner at the point of nothing brought up that he thought he felt the presence. So the jury's out, I guess. We don't know. That's it.

That's the only reason you think you have a ghost is because someone else said they thought they felt the presence. Yeah, exactly. Oh, bro, that's nothing. You go come back to me with some fucking more.

Don't say it's nothing, bro. Imagine if you if somebody stayed over at your apartment or they were like the next morning, you're like, Hey, is this haunted? I felt like a little haunted. Like that's not just that would take their credibility.

You think my house is haunted? I guess it's different because it's new. Right. Yeah, new like it's not like if someone came here and stayed one night here and told me my house was haunted.

I'd be like fuck off for get out here, you know, okay where that goes live. A new place is very not quite lit to me. Like you moved into this new condo. Oh, yeah, fucking gentrification, dude.

Oh my God, gentrification and they all are always white, dude. That's the worst part. Oh, moving into a new building. I can raise in the prices, dude.

I hate these days. I don't think so. Contribute nothing meaningful to society. Jeez, I was grossed.

What about like the sewers? Are there any ghosts in the sewers, bro? No, dude, that's our gators live. Not ghosts.

You can't have ghosts and gators. I don't know, like in the underground in the tunnels. No, man, it's not. I mean, what about like an old mine?

Okay, sewers is a lot of people died in there. Sewers is a one. I'm going to put it, but it's a sewer ghost. Like honestly, if I was down to sewers, if I was knee deep in human fecal matter and ghosts snuck up behind me and said, Hey, it's me a ghost.

Oh, I would it's still like the number two on my list of things. I don't like down there. Right. Yeah.

I still don't remember that. What about burial ground, bro? That's not great. Yeah, graveyard, burial ground.

That's a two to me. It feels like I'm in their zone. I shouldn't even be there. You know what I mean?

What about the hospital, dude, the old haunted old abandoned hospital? Yes, spooky because that's a place of unsettling. Oh my gosh. Absolutely.

Dude, everyone went happy in the old abandoned hospital. No, sure not for sure not. Those ghosts have probably unfinished bit in it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and they're just so scary, those ones, right? They're you never they all got like a hacks all through their head. Yes, man. Yes, man.

Yes, man. Oh, dude, Bruce Willis in a sixth sense, famous ghost. Yeah, he's a good he's a pretty good go spoiler alert, guys. Yeah, it's free.

I think it's a two dude. He doesn't even know he's a ghost. That's kind of fucking lame. No, that's like the lamest version of a ghost when you don't know you're a ghost.

And dude, he's a ghost in what's he doing? Just going to work every day? Actually, Bruce Willis may be a one dude. Lane dude going to work when you're a ghost.

What that ghost do work sucks. You're see go ship. Yeah, I think once that got that scene where the wire the wire cuts of whole room and half. Yeah, dude, love that part.

That's the opening. What do you think about like, you know, like Christine? Is that a goat? Because it's like a truck that's like possessed by a ghost or like or spirit.

I feel like we should cover spirits, bro. Spirits probably to spirit Halloween. Obviously the most famous ghost. Yeah, Christine.

It's a car. I don't know that one. That's a king. That's a Stephen King, right?

Yeah, it's a truck. It's a truck. I don't know that one too much. It's a truck that goes goes rotten.

What do you think it to? Honestly, it seems like a one, but I guess I could do a lot of damage. Yeah, I mean, I would probably not be able to escape from a killer truck. Yeah.

Let me give it to you. Yeah, we could do spirits too. That's fine. That's a very powerful move, right?

The most powerful I would imagine. We're just sticking to video games, dude. The Pacu Man ghosts. Those ones suck too.

What the fucking lame-o-ghost that zip around Hogwarts, dude? No, pigs. That stinks. They're also not.

They're useless. I hate them. Where that ghost live. I am trying to think of other like in an item, you know, like haunted.

Why haunted doll. Yeah, in an item. I would doll. Yeah, I don't like it.

I think it makes it three. I think well, it's tough, right? Because doll is very scary. No, good.

But the first thing you said was watch like, and that one seems incredibly harmless and a little lame like. Yeah, or like a lamp or a fucking coin. Yeah, yeah, this is a coin. Jesus Christ.

Get away from the coin. Yeah, dude. I got a piece of mail the other day. It was like a fake credit card.

You know, it was like a pre. And it was possessed by a ghost. So I threw the garbage. Like yeah, I could call it.

That's like a knock on possess. Like you do you think ghosts? What's what would make them do that? Why?

Why if you have the power to possess? Why get in a doll, man? I do. I don't know.

I don't think they choose. I guess you do. I don't know. He's a he's a serial killer in a doll.

Yeah. Oh, you know what a demerit is, dude? I feel like ghosts have a lot of rules. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You know that these boys are dangerous boys and they don't follow the rules. Yeah, it's all I can't leave this. Oh, I can only do that.

Oh, I'm not. I'm not powerful enough to possess such a thing. Like, oh my God. So late.

Baby. Baby ghost. Baby ghost. No good.

I don't like that. You ever see that flick 13 ghosts? Oh, Matthew Willard ever heard of him? Is that they're in that big house, right?

Is that right? Yeah, Tony. You know, I've caught that flick before it's got my man Tony. Shout out to the producer.

What about ghost from ghost? The movie ghost, Patrick's way is never seen it. He's there. It's interesting because it's obviously like romance.

He's not scared. Ghost. What that ghost do pottery sounds bad. Yeah, dude, but he's there to fuck and that is interesting.

Yeah, of course it's interesting. But I don't like I'm good on that. You don't want to go. Don't go.

Be on the grave. It's got to be at least a two. I think I guess just bone a ghost. Dude, don't be weird.

Well, maybe they are. Maybe they're also boning a ghost. Maybe I didn't say it exclusively had to be mortal to be once a bone mortals. Yeah, it's true.

All right, boning. I'm gonna get bone. Just stay in your lane. I'm going to say goes from ghost.

My God, Patrick, because he actually dead. I don't want that to be. Do you don't stick up his name like that? Not here.

No, it sucks. Dude, what do you think about in corporeal versus corporeal? Like it feels like a two right to be in corporeal. Yeah, what's that mean?

Just not in a body? Well, it means that yeah, like you can't explain it for all listeners that don't know because you know, but you know, I of course know it. But then just explain it for the people that don't know it corporeal an in corporeal ghost is one that like anything it touches just passes through right like it might look like it has a body, but it's you know, it goes to choke you and its arms just go through your neck or whatever. It's cool being in corporeal.

So lame. Yeah, but then you can fucking pop right up through the floor. You know what I mean? Is that worth it?

And you can't like touch what do you do? What do you go? Fucking do bro. What are ghosts doing when you're not bothering you?

Yeah, I mean, it sounds boring, dude. Like it sounds boring as fuck the there's an episode of X files buckle up, baby. Oh, yeah, there's a really great episode of X files where there's. A ghost there's a ghost when they go into a haunted house and it seems like it's one of those like you know, you go on this night because this is the night that those ghosts are like most whatever presence or whatever.

It kind of seems it's an old married couple. It's a great episode actually that are ghosts. All right. All right.

And but but their whole thing is they spend like their year planning what to do for that next, you know, if it's like Halloween night or whatever, it's not Halloween. I think it's like New Year's or something, but whatever that you know, I mean, like they've they're planning their next scare, which is boring, but I it gives them something to do at least. Planning their next scare so lean. I'm going to give it a one, but at least I'm not just fucking staring at the wall.

I don't know. You know, sometimes ghosts is like in stay with me here, but like sometimes it's traveling through the the fucking electrical sockets or in the wind or sometimes it's like a wispy shape. Right, right, right. You know what I'm saying, dude?

I kind of don't I kind of dig it when it's like a wisp. Okay, I'm going to make a new category. How that goes. I can dig a wisp.

How that goes look. Yeah, good. A wisp dude, I have to give it to you because like that's not going to scare. I don't know if that's going to scare me.

What about space ghost coast to coast? Oh, that's a is he a ghost. I guess he must be a ghost, but he's like a is he a ghost. I'm going to look at the space ghost ghost.

He isn't actually he isn't actually a real host. Yeah, he's not a real ghost. It says, and I'm basically space host. Oh, classic, dude.

It says, and I'm a bar bearing named in space ghost because he could turn invisible like a ghost. Oh, that's a good reason. Okay, I think space ghost is a two because he's not a real ghost. But I do like it.

Oh, bro, you know, loves ghosts Shakespeare in it. Dude, those are the lamest ghosts. The worst ghosts. So many fucking ghosts and Shakespeare.

Oh, in the stars, dude. Three. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, what that goes to I think this is a good one though because you bring up Shakespeare. Worn. You know, sometimes a ghost pops up and is like, hey, you better fucking not go in there, dude. You don't want you don't want what's in there.

Don't do it. What was that ghost do in before that? That's their job. Do the life of a ghost or the on life of a ghost is a shitty one.

You just fucking sit around. It's so boring. Pray. Can they what what what pleasures can they take?

Scaring and finishing their unfinished business and turning invisible. What that goes to turn invisible seems like a three right. There's no downside to that. That's excellent for sure.

Dude, lurk. You're like a ghost does a little lurk. I don't like a lurk. Remember in a haunting of Hill House with just every scene got a little ghost somewhere in it little I spy that movie or that.

Or that. Maybe I just like don't I just only get a ghost. What's it? What is it?

What you keep asking, bro? I don't know why should call about your fucking ghost friends. You think I know what they're doing? Ghost friends, obviously.

Can an animal be a ghost like you think there's ghosts animals. Oh, like fluke or whatever. What's that movie? Don't know, dude.

Shiloh. What's the one where the dog gets reincarnated into another dog. But that's reincarnation. That's not a ghost.

Well, it's like a ghost lives inside of a dog. That's not reincarnation. Similar to it. I know, dude.

It's not reincarnation is like you were born again as a new thing like your. Like a but there's like a level of understanding from a past life. I don't think that's anything. I don't think that's reincarnation or ghost.

That's a third thing for sure for sure. Yeah, it's a boring life. So animal I think is a two. I don't want to see a go.

It would bum me out to see like a ghost. Chinchilla or whatever. I wouldn't like that. Yeah.

Oh, the dog in night. Remember for Christmas is a ghost, right? Yeah, he's a little more appealing because he's like a blanket. He's like a sheet blanket.

Ghost, which is the classic ghost, which is obviously bad. Yeah, the sheet with the eyeball sucks. I feel like ghosts often if we're talking about how they look, ghosts often got like old dated clothes. I don't need that actually.

I think that's what else. Oh, where would you died in his bullshit? I'm also just so un intimidated by it. Like if a ghost has like a like a parasol and like a like a like a new.

See, dude. No, thank you. Yeah, I'm just like get friggin frigged, dude. I'm not afraid of you at all.

No, don't get lame old bandana down and talk to me. What about the ghost? What about like the spirit of the West? That's not a ghost.

That's like an idea like a legendary folklore ghost. You know what I'm saying? Okay, that feels like a famous ghost. I'll give you that's a three to me if we're counting it, right?

Like a like in Rango. I'm thinking about Rango, right? But it's all that's all pretend, but I guess all of it is, isn't it? And that's the whole movies pretend all movies are pretend.

Wait a minute. We have to talk about something. Hey, bro, you believe in ghosts? We should have opened with this conversation.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Sure. I don't care.

Cool. We in the biz call. Yes, and that's a conversation. Yeah, I don't care.

Whatever. I'm down for whatever. Wasn't that like Bud Light slogan for a minute down for whatever? Yeah, I think it was.

Yeah, like two commercials before they got taken off the air called like I'm down for whatever. It's still never nothing. Never. So bad.

Nothing will ever be as bad as when diet, Docker peppers was not for women and like for women, dude. That was funny as hell. And that was like not that long ago. I was like 10 years ago.

What about you? Dude, I think no. How about that? Well, you think no.

The fucking truth is out there. I thought yeah, dude, aliens make sense. If you don't believe in aliens, you're a moron like it's a thing that we are the only sentient creatures on this in this fucking realm. Yeah, all right.

I'm a ball, but like goes. I guess prove it. Dude, I'm over. I'm out here saying right now.

Say something ghost do do anything, but they never fucking show up dude. So bro, I know I'm about to. Classic. Oh, bro.

Here's what that goes to make you look stupid. Yeah, yeah, which is a three obviously. Yeah, it's classic hijinks like right now you're doing the prove it. I know and then later it would happen.

You know what I'm saying? Dude, we said move a person but like to physically harm someone obviously is it. Remember Casper when the guy says piece of cake piece of crumb cake? Remember that guy?

He's a crumb cake and then his fucking head's turned around. He's fucking fully 180 that dude's head. Yeah, that sucks. But he seems fine.

He seems fine, which is good. And I do quote piece of crumb cake all the time in my head. Just like, of course, what is. Oh, man.

I don't know what crumb cake is. How about that? Oh, dude, what that goes to like show up in a photograph. I like that one.

I think that's kind of sick. Oh, yeah, that's a classic. I mean, it's pretty effective, huh? I love it.

And it's just like a it's like a such a little punk out move like you thought you were fucking safe. You thought that was you and your freaking sweetie pie? Guess who was there? You just sniffing your hair, dude.

That was me. Oh, you know what scary would ghost do when they like cry? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't like it when the ghost is doing them like being crying.

I don't like that. Yeah, that goes to a cry is a one for sure. Obviously, like when ghosts like are scared that's scary. Yeah, when they feel the strong emotion that that's that's how you know you're in it deep, baby.

Because there's a boy sometimes it feels like one goes telling you about another scary ghost and that you have you have opened up the whole can of Shit, like you're done for. Yeah, it's a no good. Yeah. What is pure normal like turbity?

Is that ghost? Yeah, that's a ghost paranormal, right? That's what pretty much all that goes to do is just look at people in the night. That's no that goes to doesn't look at people right?

Like that's a possession one kind of it tosses people around. Oh, no, you're right. It's the girl. It like makes makes makes her stand up and watch her baby or whatever.

Yeah, possessions are medium. I have it as a three for what that goes to. I think it does as long as you're not. It works.

Look, it's effective. You know, roll a toilet paper or whatever. That's a role at toilet paper. What a little pervert, dude.

I'll tell you what that goes to be a pervert is a one. I don't need somebody spying on me while I'm taking a shout out. No. What about the old the old show up in the back of the mirror also feels like a three to me.

God damn that would really just fully I would feel like I'd be pretty been there done that. But I also like it would work trying true. It sometimes wouldn't I? Yeah, if it ain't fucking broke, don't fix it.

Yeah, it's true. I have a bad how that goes to do a kid. I don't like a ghost kid. No, thanks.

Ghost kid is I guess Casper is but that's. Oh, bro. I don't like it. I don't want it to be naked, dude.

Our ghost naked? I feel like a lot of times you get like a spooky ghost and it's like fucking just naked. Like all the dang all the fucking critters and like it or you get like a fucking the shining or I mean naked is more obviously I hate it. It follows his naked sometimes.

I hate that dude. Speaking of the shining what that goes to convince you it's real. What do we think that is? That's three.

That's effective. It really seems like here's the whole deal with a ghost. It's about your mind in it. You got it's trying to explain tricks on you.

Mental warfare is it's greatest tactic. Yeah, and it's and it does excel at it. Yeah. Oh, dude.

I mean, just drive you mad is like a little better than I gave it credit for. I think it is. Yeah, did we even put that tonight and put that on there? No, no, but that goes to drive you mad.

I mean, that's like that one's really good. I'm coming around on it because of all the other little spooky things right. You get like a demon or whatever. It feels so tangible.

It feels so like all right. They want X thing so I can just avoid it by doing these things or I won't and I'll lose whatever the ghost. You know, I love a plan right and with a ghost. They're just like, I'm not this glass over.

And then you won't see me for another fucking three weeks. It doesn't matter dude. And then that's phase one. I mean, your family picture.

Now you dumb, dumb. Yeah. It's out here outlining a whole series of attacks next month. I'm going to TV on the middle of the night.

The I was watching. I was like, you know, I love to just put on cable and I was watching recently like a paranormal investigator show, which are all so stupid. And this woman had all these videos in her house of like, there's a ghost here. Look, my lamp shade is moving and there's like a light behind the window or whatever.

And she's like, so we got sick of it and we moved to a different state. And I was like, damn. And she's like, but started up again. You think that ghost bought a plane ticket or how did that ghost find this lady in a different place?

Just packed itself right into her fucking carry on, didn't it? I'll tell you the fucking lamest thing a ghost can do is which is be caught by a TV show ghost hunting crew. Oh my God. Yeah.

Are you what kind of self respecting ghost let's themself get caught by a fucking camera? I mean, getting caught by anyone like how are you getting caught? Like you're a fucking idiot ghost. Just disappear or like apparate through the fucking staircase.

What are you doing? What about like? Sometimes like you bring an exorcist not for just like a possessed person but to like get the ghost out of it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That if you are defeated by like Latin and like the Bible.

Oh my God. So fucking lame. This goes to the Holy Ghost. Don't even know that is, bro.

The thing about a ghost is like other than like getting it. It's doing its little whatever fucking chore it wants you to do. A lot of times ghost just like don't get defeated. Huh?

They like of all the critters feels like they got maybe the best record overall. Oh, yeah. You can't see them. You can't know if they're there.

Just kind of a toss up. Right. And then the end of a spooky ghost story is often like and then either the them people became ghosts themselves or they escaped the place where the ghosts lived. It's very rarely like and then they busted that ghost ass.

You know like they never put a weapon on a ghost. They get whipped or they get gone. That's it. It's like a fucking like a vampire dude vampires always getting their asses kicked like y'all are supposed to be immortal.

How you didn't beat so often you dumb dums. No ghosts. I haven't made by just not being like because ghost isn't just no rules with ghosts really. I mean there are a lot of rules but it's like it could be anything to be in shape.

Right. But that's the I think that's that's the now we're now that we've talked through it. I understand that's the punishment is that they're bored all the time right. It's like they can never be defeated and it's their greatest prison is that they always just have to live in this old dusty house or this spooky hospital do what about a what about like an abandoned school dude for a ghost.

Factory just like a big building like a fucking meat factory that burned down. Yeah. Yeah. Meat factory and then you like turn the call in and you can sort of hear the sound of a pig.

You know what that come from controlling the light. I guess that's moving. I don't kind of a controlling the lights. It's a spooky or like the electricity I feel like goes off and like turning on the TV.

You know. Oh my god. So just like honestly let's switch it up. Yeah.