Glitter, Hoarders & Rapture Pet Sitters: A Masterclass in Bad Ideas.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're unleashing our inner entrepreneurs with business ideas so brilliant, we're surprised we're not millionaires yet. There's a reason we're not.We kick off with our genius plan for a pet-sitting service specifically for the rapture - because someone needs to look after Fluffy when the chosen ones ascend to heaven. It's a niche market, but we're cornering it.Lady M gets excited about her specialty: glitter cards that explode on opening. Nothing says "I hate you" quite like covering someone's entire house and face in sparkles that will never, ever come off.We also pitch edible to-do lists made from rice paper - finally, a way to literally eat your responsibilities! Plus our masterpiece: Selling crack cocaine to hoarders and then they sell their stuff to pay for the crack. Helping addicts get a replacement addiction. 10/10.Somewhere along the way, we decided we'd make excellent detectives and got completely sidetracked by a case involving a man suspected of having a hamster carrying Cocaine in his bum. Spoiler Alert.....It was our hamster. Warning: Contains entrepreneurial delusions, more weekly glitter-based plans, and enough bad ideas to concern actual business advisors.