Gonarch's Lair episode 36: Parsecs and Peril

Welcome young Padawan, to our Star Wars special. The Force will have to be strong within you to endure this trial of tolerance, as we gossip in Galactic Basic Standard for close to 5 hours about arguably the biggest movie franchise of your planet’s timeline thus far. During part one of this audacious opera our villainous scum discuss the World Video Game Hall of Fame entries for 2018, Atomic Heart, Brooklyn 99, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Arrested Development, Red Dead Redemption 2’s latest trailer, the Games Cathedral Facebook page, Paper Mario, Neflix’s Lost In Space, and Yoshi’s Woolly World; the scruffy-looking nerf nerders play four retro games in a topical Head-to-Head, reveal the victor in this month’s Steppy Pants Community Challenge, and announce the winner of the tiebreaker from last episode’s nail-biting contest. We also talk about iTunes reviews, Jabba’s toilet habits, O.J. Simpson, wormholes, Neil Marshall, and we rank our Headcrabs based upon their level of devotion to us; we reveal our previous guest’s homework game choices, share some relevant puns, field questions from one of the biggest Star Warriors we know, and we perform impressions of our favourite characters from both the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire. Wookiee cookies include Ross being a conduit and Thom giving in to hate.