Gonarch's Lair episode 37: Candied Confederacies

Howdy Headcrabs, come on in and have a nice day whilst consuming the first slice of our potentially offensive American Independence Day special; listen as the perspiring spouses, fresh from their summer sabbatical, endeavour to rejuvenate the Gonarch’s Lair franchise with an absolute banger of an episode. During this chaotic congress we discuss Wrekfest, Red Faction Guerilla Re-Mars-tered, Earthfall, God of War, Historyline, Salt and Sanctuary, Retro Relish II, and the controversial Friday the 13th licensing lawsuit; our putrid pilgrims play two retro games that are loosely linked with the good old U.S. of A., and we reveal the winner of the Tiny Striker Community Challenge. We also talk about Bruce Springsteen, Death Valley, heatwaves and fever dreams, One-Punch Man, Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, and Belgian comics; we recommend podcasts that we have recently discovered, debate the benefits of drinking our own waste products, and we read out messages sent in by two genuine fans from opposite sides of the pond, Bath antics include Thom sucking rocks and Ross tickling ass.