Gonarch's Lair episode 38: Breakfast at Smash TV’s

Good luck listener, you’ll need it as our confounding cohort convenes to face the friendly flames of Lair 2.0 with hubris, hopeful that this month’s audio discharge will be practically palatable; the theme is disappointment but don’t allow that to obscure your unworthy wonted enthusiasm for the show, Ross and Thom once again deliver a decent dose of patented tangents and obscure obscenities in an increasingly caustic climate. During this trivial trek we discuss The Orville, DayZ, Dark Tourist, No Man’s Sky NEXT, Stath Lets Flats, Vigor, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and we receive a rebuking email from our biggest fan; we play two questionable versions of our favourite arcade games as part of a rebranding exercise, and we reveal who persevered long enough to become the victor in the QWOP Community Challenge. We also talk about Manowar, unofficial merchandise, John Carpenter live, mix tapes, The Presidents of the United States of America, Spanish City, and David Soul; we welcome a new member into the Gonarch’s Lair team, provide a Sensible Soccer career update, and we generally get overly hot and particularly bothered.   Weird weekends include Ross buying that for a dollar and Thom earning his meat and two veg.