Gonarch's Lair episode 41: Totally Chill Xmas Spesh part 1 ~ Just Say Snow

Accompany our ardent anchors as they inaugurate the fourth annual Yuletide interlude before finding themselves confined in the discomfort of Lair 3.0, encumbered by the plastic carcasses of ancient console conflict, and constrained by a convivial keeper who coerces our comrades to contend with a trio of topical computer games. In part one of this blizzard of blisters the three wise men talk about the N.E.R.D. Challenge, RetroN HD, Raspberry Pi, Dan Houser, and Your Commodore or Commodore Format magazine; we reveal the winner of this month’s overwhelmingly popular Community Challenge, collectively design a new festive banana butt plug, and our hosts make plans to take a Christmas trip together. During our placid plod we also discuss pantomimes, Sting, Fray Bentos, David Bowie, piss bottles, Mike Patton, bath bombs, Mr. Plow and leotards; we debate the death of the high street, exchange some Xmas presents, and we confirm our Brexit strategies. Mucus membranes include Retro Mikey saving Christmas, Ross sitting on lips and Thom licking vermin.