Gonarch's Lair episode 48.5: The Treehouse of Time

Dare you join our decrepit teleporters as time stands still for the 101st part of this perpetual parade, and behold as we blabber almost exclusively about how time travel concepts are conveyed in TV shows, movies and video games; preceding that plentiful topic we step Inside Ross’ Mind to ask our Headcrabs where and when they would visit should they be able to make an observational trip anywhere in time and space, and what would be their method of transportation? While contemplating the inconsistencies of causality, the conversation converts to more innocuous subjects such as Scrooge 2, alien autopsies, unsolved murders and antivirus software; we receive an introspective message from the future, we reinvent the wheel, and we organically conceive next month’s Inside Ross’ Mind question. Before the episode draws to an open, we contemplate expensive cakes, Forever Friends, Philip K. Dick, holographic telephones, cock candles and extinct animals; we have some fun with multi-syllabic words, get steadily intoxicated, and we outline the plot for the Gonarch’s Lair Podcast video game. Future pies include Ross getting girls and Thom’s boombox.