Goodbye Forever, Pig!

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Pop the champagne! Open the patio doors and let the bells of joy ring out! I'm back, AND have fled the wretched, needy arms of Miles Chapman, my only friend for 'Miles' when I lived in solitude in the tiny village of dead-herbs, for good. Now, I live in the glittering whirlpool of Brighton and Hove, with it's coffee cafe's, skateboard-vinyl/hybrid jamdowns and vegan shoe'd be-dreadlocked dreamers! This episode was recorded just before Christmas when I met up with Miles for a coffee and then broke up with him in a car while presenting him with a needlessly cruel gift. (Tee hee). We then talked about more 'Beige' stuff that makes our blood boil. And generally nipped at each other a bit like hawks pecking a dead badger. Enjoy it. For it will never happen again as long as I breathe! It's over babe! You're SO dumped! Ma'am PS- As a Bonus Clip I am going to upload the audio of Daddy Ma'am giving Pig his 'Don't Care Package' in the car! Horrible boy! ------------------- If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here! And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello ------------------- Produced by Drew Toynbee Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz