Hair Plugs, Herpes Monkeys & ‘Don’t Shoot Me!

from Dirty Dads Podcast · host Dan, Grant, and Aaron

The dads kick things off joking about flying to Turkey for hairpieces, then dive into escaped herpes-B lab monkeys, cocaine-addicted test chimps, dolphin masturbation, and why being a Pharaoh with sand-bread teeth would actually suck. Aaron recounts a suburban traffic meltdown featuring a “Don’t shoot me!” guy, they spiral into fears about World War III, kids getting hurt, layoffs, and AI taking everyone’s jobs, and it all ends with an on-air apology manifesto about being a dick to your friends and trying (sort of) to grow up.

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