Handcuffing A Runaway Emu, Banana-Wrapped Tourist As Wild Monkey Feeder, and A FL Man "Literally" Tries To Shoot Off His Mouth

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:22:51) St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu (00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train (00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam (00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China (00:42:35) ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen (00:52:56) Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth & Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened (00:57:21) FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police (01:05:23) Ask Pancho (01:20:52) Insane Game Show (01:39:48) Coming Next Episode (01:51:11) Closing Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law enforcement in Vietnam encountered a sight they've not ever seen before: A tourist wrapped head to toe in bananas acting as a feeder for wild monkeys. Another FL cop trying to take a suspect into custody first had to take away the lighter he was holding up to the 12-guage shotgun shell the suspect was holding--in his TEETH. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also talks about a FL cop that was being "ass"-saulted in the line of "doody".In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] A 4-y/o is Getting Death Threats…Over NFL Predictions?????St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu“Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under TrainForeign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in VietnamRoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In ChinaER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've SeenShoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth and Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops IntervenedFL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" PolicePancho tackles some tough questions from a waitress at a bar who sees a co-worker, who is a struggling single mom skimming credit cards but is having second thoughts about snitching, and a husband who says his his wife is being influenced by a "health nut" co-worker in giving their kids less food. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can guess the 5 different mindbenders on some current statistics! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.