Happy Mother's Day

If you're reading this, and I doubt that you are, but if you're so deranged as to click on this podcast hosted by people you don't know and will never know, then please, please understand that we maintain the right to never give a shit about you. We didn't upload last week, and normally it would be customary to issue an apology or an explanation for it, but as soon as my fingers hit the keyboard I said to myself: no, fuck you. How dare you expect things of me. Me? No one should expect anything from a man with a podcast. He's a sad, lonely creature with a microphone trying to figure out what rhymes with a slur so he can technically say something naughty. Give him no credit. Assign zero worth to his behavior. It's like getting mad at a dog in the pound, sitting behind that wire door with big eyes, acting like he isn't a bad boy. Hey, if you're such a "good boy", how come you're locked up? Dumbass.