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Mar 31, 2022 1 hr 44 min

Hard Choices 11 - The Mummy Trilogy

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1999 called and it says "hey babe, remember me?" and yes, yes we do. We remember the exact moment when The Mummy first crashed into our lives and touched us in ways we couldn't yet fully articulate. Rick, Evey, Ardeth, all of them, swept us off our feet and we've stayed swept ever since. This universe has some of the crème de la crème of fuckable characters but it also has some real bad eggs in there too. Annie Craton, Kit, Kam Servo, and MeganBob gathered up 21 characters from The Mummy trilogy and tried to figure out what the true median is and uncover some dark and cursed truths along the way. There are some things that shouldn't be read out loud, it turns out. Tune in to find out who's ready for a cartouche imprint on their ass, who loves shooty boys and yee-haws, and more thoughts about yetis than you'd expect. Hit download and enjoy something with enough passion to raise the dead...and maybe touch their butts. Download, put in your earbuds, offer a prayer to Sobek, and enjoy this ride down the Nile to find what lies at the throbbing heart of horniness.

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