Hard Choices 9 - Mortal Kombat

Hold onto your sharply brimmed hats, it's MORTAL KOMBAT! Kam Servo, Miles Schneiderman, Dan Mulkerin, and MeganBob are one step ahead of Outworld in this episode, but the true destination for Hard Choices is always "The NetherRealm". Straight from the scantily klad arcade art of our youths, we rank 21 Mortal Kombat kharacters in an attempt to separate the kolor-swapped filler from the ones that make us say "Get over here!".  We kover it all from animalities to Zaterrans and leave nothing untouched in our quest to unlock the median of fuckability in the Mortal Kombat universe. There's plenty of mashing in this episode and it's not limited to the button variety. We're forced to ask, is four arms the best number of arms? Are we okay with kold feet and kold everything else? Mileena with or without the mask? and wait, THAT'S what Scorpion's animality is??? Midway Games has probably left us with more questions than answers when it komes to the world of Mortal Kombat, but one thing's for sure. We'll never look at the kharacter select screen the same way again... Visit https://www.patreon.com/hardchoices to get the rest of the delicious outtakes including gems such as: -Surprise Johnny Cage fans -What it's like recording in person with MeganBob -Look, we barely even touched on vore, okay! -Practical Effects have certain...effects -More on Miles' hidden fanfic past -Attempted bribery (we're going to keep trying) -Wait, is this a Hard Choices Patreon tier?? Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW