HAS ARIZONA BEEN HOODWINKED, OR JUST BAMBOO-ZLED?

It was a big week in the news with Cyber Ninjas checking Arizona ballots for bamboo, Mitch McConnell acting like the dumbest Bond villain ever, and the sedition caucus launching their white power tour. But between a wayward Chinese rocket and the sheer joy of being in the same room for the first time in over a year, Cognitive Dissidents Jim Coughlin, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson discussed... well, pretty much everything else. Still, it's your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! GET DOSED!