Haunting You Mid-Wank: My Horror Movie Universe Debut.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're ditching reality to debate which movie universes we'd want to live in and which ones would turn us into immediate casualties.We start sensibly enough: superheroes, wizards, or sci-fi adventures? Then we spiral into the horror movie universes that would have us dead within minutes because let's face it, we're not main character material.But obviously we can't stay on topic for five minutes. We got deep into the ergonomics of being a ghost - do you waste your haunting powers trolling your mates wanting a peaceful wank or go full revenge mode on people you actually hate? Then came the Henry Cavill obsession (standard), dinosaurs with hematomas, and our Oscar-worthy pitch to rewrite Jurassic Park with Harvey Price as the lead. Meanwhile, Dave from accounts gets his weekly verbal beatdown from us. At this point we're just bullying a fictional office worker who probably just wants to update his Excel sheets without being roasted by two idiots on a podcast.Warning: Contains delusional movie pitches, way too much personal information that nobody cares about, and the answer everyone has been waiting for... the current UK price of a Freddo.