He Wanted to Ride Me Like a Horse & Other Five-Star Shenanigans

Grab your wine and clutch your pearls—this episode of You're Not Special is a wild ride through the outrageous (and disturbingly true) world of restaurant horror stories. From entitled grandpas grabbing cheeks to a woman demanding someone microwave her shoes (yes, really), Erin and Dr. Sizzle hold nothing back. We're talkin' creepy celebrities, projectile wine glasses, the mysterious case of the water allergy, and one dude who thought using someone's face as toilet paper was a compliment. Hospitality? More like Hostile-ity. ✨ This episode is messy, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. 💀 Caution: May cause spitting out drinks and deeply questioning humanity. 🍷 Bonus points if you're drinking 1942 on the rocks while listening.