Fall Asleep: The Uniform System of Accounts for the Lodging Industry (Insomnia Sleep Aid)

Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Join us as we descend into the windowless basement of the hospitality industry: the accounting office. We are leaving the world of thread counts and continental breakfasts for the far more rigid world of the 11th Revised Edition of The Uniform System of Accounts for the Lodging Industry. It is a place where "joy" is not a metric, but "Gross Operating Profit Per Available Room" is a religion. Witness the bureaucratic alchemy of turning a guest's stay into a series of standardized, undistributed line items. It is dense, it is humorless, and it is exactly what you need to stop your mind from doing anything remotely productive. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.