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EPISODE · Jan 22, 2026 · 1H 6M

Hemorrhoids, Hoosiers, & G.I. Joes

from Two Dicks in a Bar · host Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

The crew opens with the finer points of personal hygiene before Jesse recounts his freezing, high-as-a-kite trip to Georgia, complete with antique posters warning of "crime, suicide, and prostitution." The conversation takes a sharp turn into the ethics of immigration policy (with some googled stats), before a warm, nostalgic crash landing into the greatest toys of the 80s—from Ewok Villages to Thundercats. It's a rollercoaster from ass-scratching to action figures.

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