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EP37 - 4/16/2025 Hey ❤ If dreams had loading screens with tips, what would be the worst possible tip to see before a nightmare? What if text messages arrived physically through tiny portals that opened next to the recipient? How would this change dating? Would you rather know the exact date of your death or have a one-time power to make yourself die in one year (while ensuring you will not die before that year has passed). If you had to replace all the shoelaces in the world with something else, what would it be? If a tiny civilization started living in your bellybutton and declared independence, what would be your foreign policy toward them? Would you rather sneeze confetti for the rest of your life or have your hair grow one inch every time you say "um"? If every lie you told became slightly true but every truth you spoke became slightly false, would honesty still be a concept or more of a condiment? Would you rather live in a world where everything is the same except gravity occasionally reverses for 7 seconds with no warning, or a world where all liquids are slightly carbonated including the ocean? If you could summon any object, but it always appears 50 feet above your head, what would you summon most often? Do you think door handles have feelings about being touched by thousands of different hands, or would they consider it networking? Imagine for just a moment that you, yourself, had to be renamed to a planet in our vast solar system. People would begin calling you by that planet’s title, as it would be your new name. What planet would you choose, and why? Think very carefully about this question. You never know what the consequences may be. If aliens landed and offered to take you with them to explore the galaxy, but you could never return to Earth, would you go? Why or why not?