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Basement Banter
by AJ, Nick, and Caden
Basement Banter is a podcast hosted by high school friends Nick, AJ, and Caden, where they debate the most important questions of our time.
Episodes
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Everyone
S3E31 Would you rather have been on this podcast more or less than you were? Of all of the guests we’ve had on Basement Banter, who will end up the most successful? What is Caden’s ultimate fate? Would you rather never be able to listen to Basement Banter again or get $10 million dollars? What’s...
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Our second threat against the Unites States Government
S3E30 - 5/20/2026 If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it? If you had a fursona what animal would it be? You’re in charge of planning 9/11 2 but there’s 21 pilots this time. Which 21 iconic American landmarks would you target? Would you rather fight…
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We hid Caden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find him.
What’s the scoop? There’s a button. When you press it, $100 million is hidden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find it. If you don’t find it, you die. Once a week, you will be given your exact distance from the money, but not the direction. Do you press the button? Would you...
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We are sick of this *fade to black*
If you were a clock, what time would you be? Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears? Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States? How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)? Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more...
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Naked, no eyebrows
Which one of us has the best eyebrows? Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month? If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific? What would you do if…
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Tom from "tomfoolery" gives us the harsh truth
If you could meet the guy from a word — like Tom from “tomfoolery” or Luke from “lukewarm” — who would you wanna hang out with? Do you think the tooth fairy would pay for other things? If humans had tails, what do you think pants would be like? Would you press a button that lets you live forever...
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Tedtalk talkers talking ends world hunger
If you were a camp counselor, what would your name be? Would you rather only crab walk to travel, or only do the worm to travel? With only the items you currently have on you, how many hours could you survive in the deep woods? Would you rather trade lives with your pet or with someone else at…
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How AJ taught me to be a man
How AJ Taught Me To Be A Man What would you do if there were 20,000 black widows in your room? Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands? Is it better to be a giant among tiny people or a tiny person among giants? Would the Founding Fathers respect you? Is it weirder to shower three...
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Click fucking hates clankers
S3E20 - 2/23/2026 If your inner monologue had a smell, what would it be—and when did it first start fermenting? If gravity worked emotionally instead of physically, what person, object, or memory would you orbit against your will? What conspiracy theory would you invent about yourself just to…
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Cranking Epstein's 90
S3E18 - 2/17/2026 Is Epstein’s DNA in the COVID shots? Which President would be the best at Fortnite? Do you think the Sun thinks it’s superior to other stars? If you see a guy in a full tuxedo at a Taco Bell, is he winning or losing at life? You’re peeing in a urinal and you see a $100 bill in…
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Pee length hierarchy
S3E17 - 2/12/2026 How long would you have to be peeing before you’d call 911? What type of puzzle piece would you want to be — edge, middle, or corner? If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out, but the genie was a cow and your three wishes had to all be milk related, what would you wish for?…
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The British are coming
S3E16 - 1/20/2026 Would you rather fight a chicken that can breathe fire (but only a little bit), or a cow that can run at 60mph? If you walked into Walmart and started yelling “THE BRITISH ARE COMING,” how many times do you think you’d have to say it before you got kicked out? Rank these three...
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Chances are none of us are assassins
S3E15 - 1/13/2026 What’s the best chip flavor? You are given a brick and immunity from the law. You can throw it through one window. Which window? If you had to replace all of the money in the world with something else, what would it be? Let’s say someone had like 10/10 aura. Then, you saw them...
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Scrub a dubbing in a 2004 Honda civic
S3E14 Do you guys think the government knows about the iPhone low battery sound? If you could legally punch one mascot in the face — I’m talking full wind-up on Mickey Mouse or the Geico Gecko — who deserves it most? How much money would I have to pay you to walk into a stranger's funeral and...
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Shooting a werewolf atop the Eiffel Tower
S3E13 What’s your boldest prediction for 2026? You get $1 billion, but you have to live inside a bouncy castle for the rest of your life. You can upgrade the castle, but you can never step on solid ground. Do you take the deal? Of the other two people at the table, who would you rather be your…
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Caden...
S3E12 - 12/16/2025 Do you think clouds get jealous of fog for being able to touch the ground, or do they see themselves as superior? How many pigeons do you think you’d have to tape to your body to achieve lift-off? Would you rather have skin that is permanently sticky (like post-it note…
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Whats legally stopping us from committing a terrorist attack
S3E11 - 12/2/2025 If every US President dead or alive were in their prime, who would be the last man standing in a fight? Would you rather Siri, or like whatever voice assistant, always be really mean to you or always be trying to seduce you? If trees started a podcast, which tree species would...
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Naked gnome drones
Who do you think is in the Epstein files? How long do you think you could wear the same pair of pants, without washing them, before someone intervenes? Would you rather have a unibrow that you can’t pluck, and it’s the same thickness as the rest of your eyebrows, OR no eyebrows at all. If your…
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Outbantered.
S3E9 - 11/17/2025 Would you rather get rid of 70% of men or 30% of women? What do you look for in a guy? Would you give up one of your five senses in exchange for telekinesis, and if so, which sense and why? If you were paid $1,000 per kazoo, what’s the maximum number of kazoos you would play...
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Click (Clanker Nick)
S3E8 Would you rather have the power of invisibility or flight? Would you press a button that guarantees you a lifetime of free, perfect Wi-Fi, but in exchange, every bird you see for the rest of your life will lock eyes with you in eye contact in a judgeful way? Would you accept $10 million but...
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I refuse to put that word in the title again.
S3E7 - 10/17/2025 What's the least trustworthy shape? Would you rather always smell like pennies or always sound slightly out of breath? How many browser tabs is too many tabs? If you had to replace all the alarm clocks in the world with something else, what would it be? Would you rather have…
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An Assless episode
S3E6 - 10/13/2025 If toilets were sentient, would you rather they hate or love their job? Would you accept $50,000 but you have to wear a different hat every single day for five years and you can never repeat a hat style and someone is checking? Do you think staplers are aware that they're slowly...
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Week Long Motivational Sex
S3E5 - 9/30/2025 Weeklong Motivational Sex If you had to replace all the donuts in the world with something else, what would it be? Do you agree with the concept of weeks? If we could get any animal on the podcast, what would be the best? What is the maximum number of loose grapes you would be...
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Guess who just logged back onto Spotify Creators
S3E4 - 9/26/2025 Pineapple on pizza? You're walking home late one night when you notice a strange, pulsing light emanating from the abandoned warehouse at the end of your street. As you get closer, you realize the building is completely silent despite the fact that shadows of what appear to be...
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Lying about exploding walnuts
S2E2 - 7/10/2025 Would you get a tattoo of 15 walnuts on your face for $20,000? Should we be concerned that grass is winning? Is it ethically permissible to time travel to last Thursday and steal your own shadow? You won't have a shadow for a week, but you'll have two shadows next Thursday. If…
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Following in the footsteps of 4 seagulls
Basement Banter Season 2 Episode 1 How many seagulls would have to be on the roof of your house for you to notice? Would you rather have to wear roller skates everywhere for a year or hop on one foot for a month? If you woke up and your hands were replaced by tiny versions of your own feet…
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A letter from Joe
EP50 - 5/28/2025 A Letter from Joe Is Caden a member of Basement Banter? If aliens discovered our podcast after humanity is gone, which episode would make them most confused about human civilization? Would you rather be remembered as “that Basement Banter person” for the rest of your life, or…
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Dreaming about forgotten memories
EP49 - 5/23/2025 If you had to look like any Fortnite skin in real life, which one and why? Would you rather live on the moon or on mars? If your phone could only make calls to people from history, who would you put on speed dial? Would you rather have unlimited french toast or unlimited money?…
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Oh jeez louise
EP48 - 5/22/2025 Would you rather have a phone that can predict the stock market but constantly insults you, or a car that drives itself but only to places you don't want to go? If you had to replace all the drinking fountains in the world with something else, what would it be? Of the people on...
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The train of the beast
EP47 - 5/21/2025 If your life had a “skip intro” button like TV shows, which parts would you skip? Would you rather have a personal soundtrack that perfectly matches your mood but everyone can hear it, or be able to change anyone's mood but have no music in your life? If historical figures taught...
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A Beast before the Feast
EP46 - 5/19/2025 Would you rather get $10,000 or always have Caden be naked? If you could only use one app for the rest of your life, what app? Would you rather have a GPS that only works when you're lost or a universal remote that controls everything but the TV? If you had to replace all the art...
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Spooning Bill Clinton
EP45 - 5/19/2025 What is the funniest joke you know? If you had to replace all the radios in the world with something else, what would it be? Would you rather have to introduce yourself to everyone as "the chosen one" or sign off every conversation with "may the odds be ever in your favor"? If…
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Obama votes for the robot TV
EP44 - 5/7/2025 Would you rather have a third arm or a third eye? If your heartbeat played a song, which tune? Would you rather have an umbrella that rains indoors or a flashlight that shines darkness? If you could only use one utensil for life — fork, spoon, or chopsticks — which do you choose?...
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We EXPOSED Mr. Huntington
EP43 - 5/5/2025 Which quote from Mr. Huntington is most likely to get him fired? If you had to replace all the yearbooks in the world with something else, what would it be? What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever been taught in school? Would you rather never have to take an English class again, or...
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We hate Hitler's feet
EP42 - 5/1/2025 Which item from Minecraft do you want to exist in the real world? Would you rather have hands that are always cold or feet that are always sweaty? If your shadow was of a cartoon character instead of yourself, which character would it be? Would you press a button that gives you...
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The Kamala Harris Exclusive
EP41 - 4/29/2025 Would you frame someone at Benson for murder in exchange for $1 million? Who would win in a fight: Mr. Smith or 5 of his students? If you had to replace all the Benson students in the world with something else, what would it be? Would you rather be able to teleport to any place…
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Gabi get the fuck off our podcast
EP40 - 4/25/2025 Would you rather have to swap voices with your best friend or swap hair with your worst enemy? If you could only walk backwards or sideways for a year, which would you choose? Your shadow starts leaving Google Maps reviews about everywhere you go. What’s its harshest critique? If...
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It's Beasting Time
EP39 - 4/23/2025 What is your favorite password you use and what account is it for? Suppose you could only travel by bouncing like a pogo stick or rolling like a log. Which would you choose for daily life? If you had to pick a new, completely ridiculous unit of measurement for time, what would it...
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The Pope; Rebooted
EP38 - 4/21/2025 Which one of us should be the next Pope? What emoji should be banned? Would you rather have to wear a full mascot costume of your least favorite brand every time you’re in public, or narrate your life in the style of a conspiracy theory podcast? If you had to visit one place in…
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Hey ❤️
EP37 - 4/16/2025 Hey ❤ If dreams had loading screens with tips, what would be the worst possible tip to see before a nightmare? What if text messages arrived physically through tiny portals that opened next to the recipient? How would this change dating? Would you rather know the exact date of…
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Disabled balls
EP36 - 4/11/2025 Would you rather be a freak for a week or queer for a year? Tail or swift? Would you rather have a permanent echo when you speak or have everything you say translated into English? Which one of us would survive longest in a reality show where you can only eat things you can catch...
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Stranded on a desert island with 3 kittens
EP35 - 4/9/2025 If the government could only enforce one law, which law would you choose? Would you rather never eat pizza again or kill three kittens? If you had to communicate exclusively through song lyrics from one artist for a month, who would you choose? Which one of us would be the worst...
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Gabi's Stupid fucking essay
EP34 - 4/3/2025 Which one of us would make the best president? If you could make one condiment illegal, which one would it be and why? Would you rather have laser vision but only when you're sneezing or invisibility but only when you're running? If we all had to form a band right now, who’s…
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An update on the global geopolitical climate "change"
EP33 - 4/1/2025 What role should global superpowers play in resolving conflicts like the Russia-Ukraine war or tensions in the Middle East? Should their involvement be limited to diplomacy, or is military intervention justified? Would you rather have a single global government to manage...
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The end of LeBron
LeBron Facts: • Nearly 50 • LeBron recorded 47 turnovers in a single game against a team of middle schoolers during a charity event in 2023. He is The Fumble Factory. • Free-throw percentages sits at 0.8%, lowest in NBA history. Missed 127 free throws in a row during a single playoff game. • Was...
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It's raining on the moon so I'm going to kill myself
EP31 - 3/14/2025 What movie would be significantly improved if all the characters were constantly eating soup throughout every scene? Is it ethical to use time travel just to win arguments you had years ago? You discover that plants enjoy being eaten, but only if you compliment them first. Do you...
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Duck be like let me be clear
EP28 - 2/24/2025 Would you rather be followed around by an invisible duck quacking softly or an invisible cat meowing loudly? If you had to replace all the electricity in the world with something else, what would it be? Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands forever or gloves on your...
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Caden's monster
EP27 - 2/20/2025 Would you rather have $1 million in sour cream or $1 million in cash? If you woke up tomorrow and your arms were noodles, would you season them or just leave them plain? What would you name a tiny dragon that lives in your pocket but only comes out when you whistle? If you had to...
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Editing the Basement Video's timeline
EP26 - 2/18/2025 What invention do you think humanity will look back on and say, “Wow, that was the dumbest idea ever”? If every song you ever listened to was replaced with an AI cover by one celebrity, which celebrity would you choose? If time zones were eliminated and the whole world followed…
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Moaning Myrtle runs a pantless red light
EP25 - 2/7/2025 Would you take the time to fight against a $10 parking ticket in court if you knew for certain you were in the right? If you were given unlimited money but had to spend it all in two hours (no saving or investing), what would you do? If your favorite emoji became real and followed...
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Basement Banter is a podcast hosted by high school friends Nick, AJ, and Caden, where they debate the most important questions of our time.
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