High all the Time

Rest in piss Lindsey Graham, you were the highest epitome of American politics. Closeted, bloodthirsty, greedy, conniving, inconsistent, and somehow still the stupidest man to ever have that voice. Have you ever in your life heard that voice, from an actual closeted gay guy, and the words coming out are as reckless as the bullshit Israel-loving Lindsey Graham? It's a lot like Trump in that there really isn't much to make fun of because they embody such a cartoonish existence that all you can do is point out their actions and go "are you seeing this? is this real?" It feels like he was made in a Mossad operation where they worked tirelessly through MKUltra-style methods to turn a perpetually middle aged southern man into the most flamboyant hateful queer the world has ever seen. AND HIS NAME IS LINDSEY. I mean, come the fuck on. I hope our friends in Iran are celebrating. This is like, their ninth win in a row, and this time it was God's doing.