Hiring a Side Dick

eBook: https://tinyurl.com/5apj47r4 <br> </br>Paperback: https://tinyurl.com/4kv56xw <br> </br>Hardcover: https://tinyurl.com/5465ckpk <br> </br>BuyMeACoffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis <br> </br>The Logistics of Hiring a Side Dick | Corporate Life, Desire, and Control <br> </br>What happens when corporate efficiency collides with unapologetic desire? <br> </br>In this deep-dive discussion, we unpack Keep It in the Family by Euftis Emery, a provocative blend of urban erotica, memoir, and biting corporate satire. At the center is Euftis Emery—a senior IT data modeler by day, meticulous architect of taboo relationships by night—who treats intimacy, power, and desire with the same cold precision he applies to data models and travel policies. <br> </br>From cubicles and pivot tables to hired lovers, voyeurism, and meticulously engineered “business trips,” this episode explores how Emery frames sex, relationships, and even family boundaries as logistical systems to be optimized. No romance. No redemption arcs. Just contracts, incentives, and brutal honesty. <br> </br>We discuss: <br> </br>The double life of corporate professionalism vs. private transgression <br> </br>Outsourcing intimacy and the infamous “side-dick application process” <br> </br>Voyeurism, power dynamics, and transactional relationships <br> </br>Corporate hypocrisy vs. explicit underground contracts <br> </br>The limits of optimization when emotional intimacy enters the equation <br> </br>This isn’t about endorsement—it’s about examination. <br> </br>Final question for you, the listener:What invisible contracts are you quietly maintaining in your own life—and who are they really serving? <br> </br>🎧 Listen, think, and decide for yourself. <br> </br>#romance #romancebooks #black #urban Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABGGoodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_EmeryInstagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11X : https://x.com/Euftis