Holiday lip lubricant

Send us Fan MailHe has waited decades to lubricate his lips with something other than a human, biological fluid. The wait is over. The Beaveman sent Ronz a holiday assortment of lip lubricating substances of different brands and flavors. But which one will he choose? Will it be a life-changing experience. Will he feel as though he has wasted decades of his life, wandering the planet with dry, cracked lips? So many choices: milk chocolate, vanilla bean, graham cracker, traditional, etc. You get the idea. Join Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae on this grand adventure with the Ronz and his virgin lips. That is what we are all about people. Changing lives. Thanks for listening. Happy Holidays!