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Send us Fan MailIt's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool. Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious. This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself. The Beaveman introduces a new Cryptid he continues to encounter in the dream dimension. Now his sworn enemy. Swan finishes with dumb jokes, of course she does. Patreon is coming. Stay tuned!Check out the website, send us a message. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman and Swan are up to the challenge. But first, the Beaveman talks about how hard it is to instruct Swan on any subject. This time, it is how to sight in an optic for her 9 mm pistol. They transition to discussing the evolution of grooming the bush throughout the decades of cast members. Content warning, GD and Steven are gross. Back to the mission. Beaveman tells an absolutely boring story about the time he got casts of his feet done for orthotic inserts. The Swan tells an equally boring story about doing a marathon. And Steven, Steven, well, he had nothing prepared because he believes his life is so interesting that he has no boring stories. This guy can't be successful at any mission the Beaveman gives him. GD does not catch on, instead he embraces story-telling and reveals how he learned cunnilingus. I could have done without that story. Finally the squad reveals their mission, but GD was unphased because he really did seem interested. The squad does provide entertainment with, "This weeks piece of sh1+." If you have not heard about this one, check it out. I think everyone may be covering it. This is the story of Dayton James Webber. Why is it weird. Well, this guy is a quadriplegic, professional corn-hole (that's a thing) player, and now a straight up murdered. Hey guess what, you can do anything, like fry in the electric chair. Good for you buddy. Check out the links for the "Spotlight on Insanity," show. You can also stream on Plauzzable.https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06https://www.sogdfunny.com/upcoming-events.htmlhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailSteven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad. Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards. The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com.So they probably talk about the show this entire episode right? Right? Wrong. They talk about the dangers of, you guessed it, sanitation. Or in this case, poop. What a surprise. Join your favorite band of childish adults as they talk about the most useless of subjects. Take a break from the world around you. GD Fenderson's websitehttps://sogdfunny.com/youtube-videos.htmlTicket links for Spotlight on Insanity at the Wealthy Theatre in personhttps://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843Stream Spotlight on Insanity through Plauzzablehttps://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced. Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other reason? The mystery continues. The Beaveman doesn't disappoint. After being told last episode that he needed to ramp it up a bit, he presents the devastating medical condition known as Fournier Gangrene. Can Steven handle the description and images, or does he become a pasty, pale, panty-waste? What do you think? Finally, Swan disappoints us all with some of the jokes that were very common when Beaveman was a young lad. Get ready for some of the worst, tasteless jokes of modern times. It's what we do. We are The Slaptail Squad, join our nation. Upcoming Shows for the BeavemanSpotlight on Insanity “Spotlight on Insanity” is the best mix of Stand-up Comedy and Improv. Hosted by Half Hazard, they will also perform improv between comics based on some of that comedian’s material.Ticket link: https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit. Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/US President deal to snatch people from National Forests or what!In true Beaveman style, the Beaveman swoops in and presents a case of a wide spreading, (get it) sexually transmitted fungal infection known as Trichophyton Mentagrophytes VII. Don't worry, he provides the squad with pictures as well. Incidentally, Steven didn't think these images were too bad. Beaveman may have to ramp it up a bit. Swan brings the squad home with some classic jokes, that may be funny, if Swan wasn't the one telling them. Thanks to our listeners around the world. We know it all sucks. Hopefully, hopefully, we can give you an hour or so to forget all the garbage. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week. Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan man who also annihilated his family. WTF, another POS. The Dark Lord of Browntown introduces some interesting theories about time that completely fries the Beaveman's brain. Is it plausible? That's for you to contemplate. The Beaveman brings it on ,"Not so Grand Rounds," with a discussion about Nipah virus. Gotta love the fruit bat, just don't love it that way you weirdo. And of course, the Swan ends the show with, "Dumb Jokes with the Swan." Is she actually getting better? You gotta give her credit, she is telling jokes to Beaveman and JD who just have to make idiot comments the entire time. Thank you to all of our listeners throughout the world! We love you! We hope we help you forget about the day-to-day crap. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA?Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo? Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway. Movies mentioned in this episodeThe Serpent and the RainbowAngel Heart Places to check out in New OrleansThe Old Absinthe Househttps://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-houseMambo's for amazing red beans and ricehttps://www.mambosnola.com/Kulture Vulture for horror and band merchhttps://kulturevulturenola.com/Road Kill for Cool clotheshttps://roadkill13.com/New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and arthttps://customgambler.com/Check out slaptailnation.com in the next few days for our silly videosSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThis week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to talk about something cool is even more boring than Swan. Leave it to Drippy to take a dope topic and make it lame. The Trailer Park Monster saves the day by telling us about the Rindocus, which let's face it, just looks like a really bad taxidermy job, but it's still a cool story. Oh, and dumb jokes with Swan. Don't worry, she is still really bad at it. At some point the Beaveman plays audio of a joke he is working on. He and Steven are working off the same premise to see who has the better joke. Enjoy!Check out the Slaptail Nation Website to See the images discussed on Not So Grand Rounds and to see an image of the Ringdocushttps://www.slaptailnation.com/podscan_MXYN3N5TpHk8KwA5KkN2be0hUrleVjAJSupport the show

Send us Fan MailOn this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder.Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.  The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos.Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Mainly, DON'T touch Swan's food!Thank you to all of our listeners from around the world for supporting The Slaptail Squad Podcast.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby! This is a report a case out of Virginia that involves accusations that a former IRS agent conspired with his au pair, Juliana Peres Magalhães, to murder his wife, Christine Banfield, and Joseph Ryan on February 24, 2023. Swan was also instructed to work on her broadcast journalist voice. Do you think she was successful? The Dark Lord of Browntown brings us interesting information about a movie about the Mothman that was never released. Was the mafia to blame. Sorry, what mafia????  Mothman: The Film That Never Was is a documentary detailing the chaotic production of a 1997 independent horror film directed by Earthworm Jim creator Doug TenNapel. Shot in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, the original movie was abandoned due to funding loss, bizarre production hurdles, and, as explored in the documentary, alleged threats from local mafia figures. The Beaveman brings us this weeks, "Not So Grand Rounds." Hansen's disease, otherwise known throughout the ages as Leprosy. Let's end the stigma, seek compassion, provide care, and not have intercourse with Armadillos! We're talking to you Florida. And finally, the Swan brings us her attempt at jokes. We know you all look forward to that every week. Throughout the episode, the Beaveman recites the iconic monologue from Quint in the movie Jaws. Probably going to hear some form of that regularly from now on. Thank you to our listener's throughout the world. Your support means everything to us. We hope our podcast helps you get away from the BS for at least an hour or so every week. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world.The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates on this developing, sad story. JD gives us a history of the dragon in different cultures, tying directly into the Beaveman's continuing presentation of the Fiery Dragon of Medina. Get ready to hear the squad get grossed out as the Beaveman talks about the life cycle of the Guinea worm, complete with showing the squad pictures. But fear not people of Earth, for a hero emerges. You guessed, it, the Peanut King himself, President Jimmy Carter. Through his efforts with supporting the cause along with the heroes on the ground and the good people of the affected nations, Guinea Worm Syndrome is nearly eradicated. Thank you to our listeners throughout the world. Thank you for your support. It means everything to us.Images for the Guinea Worm portion of the show https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LupUsfMFDPoszb39ioZb8iY81fpkJ8S2?usp=drive_linkSlaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club. The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show. This weeks POS is brought to you by the Swan. Stay tuned for updates from our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. She's going to have to be on the case now since Swan provided the most minimal of information. Drippy Steve talks about Alien species like he is reading a book report he wrote just before class. How is this potato taking podcasting seriously?Thankfully the Beavman delivers with his presentation about the Fiery Serpent of Medina, the mythology or stories behind the Guinea worm throughout history. Swan brings us home with dumb jokes with the Swan. She's getting better, but none of us want to hear the parrot joke ever again. Oh, and Steven is apparently a chick magnet. We have no idea why. Check out our website. He is nothing to look at, unless you like Ginger Potatoes. Also check our bios, send us messages, follow us on socials. We love you all!https://www.slaptailnation.com/A special shout out to our top 10 cities that listen to us:Chicago, IllinoisNew York, New YorkLos Angeles, CaliforniaMiami, FloridaMontréal, QuébecAtlanta, GeorgiaDallas, TexasOslo, Oslo CountyOrem, UtahSeattle, WashingtonCheck out these links for stories referenced about the Guinea Worm and this weeks POShttps://www.ancient-origins.net/news-general/medieval-painting-depicts-chilling-image-worm-eating-its-way-out-body-french-saint-021290https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11627495/https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2026/01/flint-man-arrested-for-wifes-murder-37-years-after-her-disappearance.htmlSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast.We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them? Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnificus. Don't eat that! JD recounts reports of ghostly encounters at the happiest place on earth, and Swan brings us home with you guessed it, dumb jokes with Swan. Any bets on whether or not she gets through the Parrot joke? Guess you have to listen to find out. Say hi! We want to hear from you!Send us an email at [email protected] us on Instagram and Facebook @slaptailsquad or send us a message through our website: https://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us Fan MailIt's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon created by an evil genius in order to wreak havoc on the battlefield by causing a rash and vague symptoms like fatigue and joint disease weeks to years after exposure. Oh wait, that is ridiculous. Welcome to some of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories that could only be imagined in the USA. Thank you to all our listeners. Let's make 2026 another entertaining year of idiocy. https://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThis week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates. They are joined by Drippy Steve who is younger than the Beaveman and Swan. So he gets an education about all the pop culture references throughout the decades that can be directly attributed to The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, and Stand By Me. These are not all of the legendary Rob Reiner's contributions. There are too many to discuss in so little of a time to do them justice. He gave the world many gifts. Our hearts go out to the friends, family, and all the lives touched by Rob and Michele Reiner. Rest in peace. https://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThis week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard. Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge.It's the crime report and this one is brutal. Follow this developing story about Rebecca Park. Let's hope her memory gets the justice it deserves. The Beaveman presents a truly interesting syndrome known as Cotard syndrome, and the Swan brings us back to sanity with some completely dumb jokes. Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. Send us a message, we would love to hear from you!https://www.slaptailnation.com/Instagram: @slaptailsquad Facebook: slaptailsquadTikTok: slaptailsquadSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us a message or check slaptailnation.com under comedy videos. The Swan brings us a little bit of crime news, thanks to our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The Dark Lord of Browntown finally shows up to tell the squad about another possible haunted doll. This one is ugly too. The Dutch Doll of Finedon. Is it really a possessed doll?And finally, this week the Swan decided she would tell some of the Beaveman's jokes for dumb jokes with the Swan. Should he feel insulted? Probably. Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. A special shout out to Chicago, Las Angeles, and the country of Norway for listening to our idiocy. The Minddog, Matt NappoCheck out his morning show. Monday-Friday, 9 am, EST. Check out the websitehttps://minddogtv.com/Slaptail NationCheck the website for podcast information, bios of the squad, and upcoming comedy shows locally. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailWhat a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys. The traffic report is read with the finesse of a machete chopping up a wild boar, and the Swan delivers a decent segment of dumb jokes. The podcast was a blast. These idiots try to teach Swan how to properly say, "douchebag," for at least five minutes. Be on the lookout for the launch of the Slaptail Squad on Patreon, coming soon. Thank you all for the support. Enjoy this silly episode. The Slaptail SquadEmail [email protected] the website and send us a message or message us through the podcast episodehttps://www.slaptailnation.comInstagram: @slaptailsquadFacebook: Slaptail SquadTikTok: @slaptailsquadSupport the show

Send us Fan MailTechnical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment, plus Swan's and JD's. He gives it his best, but he is no substitute. It's extraterrestrial time, the Lizard man of South Carolina, deciding where you want to make your final stand, exhibitionistic disorder, the traffic report and dumb jokes with the Beaveman. Thank you to all our listeners all over the world. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligent and would get it. They did, eventually, after he explained it about a million times. Swan brings the traffic report and her segment of dumb jokes. Hate to say it, she may be getting better at telling jokes. You decide. Send us a text, email us at [email protected], follow us on social media, check out our website slaptailnation.com where you can find our social media links, pics, and bios. And Norway, thank you!https://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us Fan MailOn this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us.  Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times.  (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to).  Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart.  Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic report. Then, Beaveman takes a sharp left turn into the wild world of compulsive sexual behavior (because why wouldn't we)?  Swan once again attempts to bring the laughs with her "questionably humorous", basically terrible, attempt to tell jokes - badly.Strap in for questionable facts, inappropriate laughter, and the brand of chaos only the Slaptail Squad can deliver.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording error. Possibly Ivy had more than one window open on her browser, perhaps there was interference from her phone. A ghostly voice at 1:25:55 saying her name, or is it a video message playing in the background? The Beaveman was able to remove most of the echo and reverb. Paranormal folks that are interested and can stand to listen to over an hour our crazy sound can check out the video on YouTube. It's a fun chat. They talk about Ivy's Paranormal movie and art, Ivy's Beaver, Beaveman's Mandela affect with Shel Silverstein, interpreting photos, clouds, art, and of course, Beaveman wanting to have sex with a hot spirit. Is that cheating?To add some levity, they call Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's joke line. Use your finger people. Dial (516) 922-WINEIvy Supersonic LinksYou can watch Ivy's Paranormal at this linkhttps://watch.troma.com/category-tromatizing-shorts/videos/ivy-s-paranormalIvy's Book https://www.amazon.com/Journey-Cancer-How-Kicked-Weeks/dp/B0FF3SRGYTIvy's Productshttps://www.ivysupersonicageless.com/about-ivySlaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us Fan MailAnother fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin a joke. Join us weekly for another idiotic episode. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give him a segment. It's a fun time and they wrap it up with Swan's fun new segment where she tells jokes badly. She doesn't disappoint. Thanks for hanging with us and joining us for our collective idiocy. Let's keep making those charts. Squad Information to include bios, pictures, and upcoming showshttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for taking part in our collective idiocy. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the Beaveman, who wouldn't? As always, the world's greatest podcaster has your back. Finally, you thought traffic was bad? Wait until you hear the Swan deliver some classic jokes in the worse possible way. It's a fun segment, because it is so bad. We had a lot of fun and plan on marching forward with our usual idiocy with just a tiny bit of structure. Thank you to all our fans for supporting us for the past 7 plus years. Hoping this is the year we make it big with your help. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while interviewing JD, Swan, and Beaveman. But guess what? It didn't record. No worries, it was terrible. Join us for a little chat while we wait in line to get into the famed Mothman Museum. The festival was amazing. We hope everyone can experience it someday. Point Pleasant, WV Attractionshttps://www.mothmanmuseum.com/https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/137476550219718/browns-corner/https://www.mothmanfestival.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat. Join us every week. Slaptail Nation information for upcoming shows, bookings, and podcaster profileshttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Beaveman and the Doc test out remote podcasting. They discuss billboard advertisements, and the touchy subject of human sexuality and religious propaganda being passed off as science.Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman believes that the love of self leads to a little extra around the middle. He shares his secrets of self-deprecation and loathing with the Doc as a way of maintaining a healthy weight. Beaveman asks Doc if he is being petty because he despises people who sell hope.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's hollow earth theory time. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss this bizarre theory. The surface was barely scratched and so this is going to be a two parter at least. Did you know the earth was hollow? Who wants a donut?Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman and the Doc wrap up the Hollow Earth discussion from little Brown men in Flying Saucers, 14 foot Giants, to Land of the Lost.Support the show

Send us Fan MailSeparated by nearly two thousand miles, Beaveman and the Doc catch up and discuss the dark web, the weather, and Doc's educational pursuits.Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman and the Doc discuss the documentary, "The Kill Team." Beaveman reflects on what it meant to him to be an Infantryman and his extreme disgust for the men who profess to share that distinction with him. The Doc offers insight.Support the show

Send us Fan MailHere it is. The original podcast attempt from 2014. It's pretty offensive so be warned. I had a good laugh listening to it.Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman and the Doc discuss the evolution of Captain Marvel and Shazam with special guest star Skylar Beavers.Support the show

Send us Fan MailAre drones the answer to protecting our troops on today's battlefield? Does it put us one step closer to the fictional judgement day and the age of the Terminator? Beaveman and the Doc discuss this and an article describing possible traits of a conspiracy theorist.Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman and the Doc catch up. The Beaveman reads a short story he wrote of the Sci-Fi genre based on a deadly human disease that is the harbinger of death. There is no cure. Enjoy!Support the show

Send us Fan MailBeaveman, Doc, and guest Skylar discuss the latest Superhero movie Shazam! Doc reaches into his old bag of knowledge and compares the 1970's tv show to the most latest version of Shazam. Beaveman and Skylar have some laughs and also marvel over heights of Superhero actors in the movies and talk a little bit about Star Wars. They even share some mistakes. Hey, they are idiots. Enjoy!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Beaveman and the Doc, the Beaveman does his first interview with an old high school, lifelong friend Rick Woodman. He successfully proves that everyone has a story. The seemingly mundane is not necessarily mundane. Please listen, enjoy, and share!Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Beaveman reflects on his hopes and dreams as a young man and some of the choices he made. It's comedic introspection. The Doc laments all the pussy he lost out on.Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe talk about the increase in measles cases in the United States. Why did this happen? Why are people so scared of vaccines? We also get side-tracked and talk about subjects that loosely relate to our topic. It isn't a serious podcast. The Beaveman also tries out some of his interview questions on the Doc. Remember, we are just two idiots discussing a topic and giving our opinions. Enjoy the episode!Support the show

Send us Fan MailMy good friend Tromondae steps foot into the Renegade Beaver studio for some podcast interviewing. He relates stories about his upbringing and answers some of the Beaveman's serious and silly questions. As always, Beaveman and the Doc is an explicit content podcast. It is entertainment. We are not out to change the world. We are here to have fun. If you are easily butt hurt, it may not be the podcast for you. Just have fun. That's what life is about. Enjoy!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's Tick talk with Beaveman and the Doc. Time for the government to scare everyone and instead of doing something useful they spread fear. The idiots express their opinions on this particular subject.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Beaveman loves documentaries. Sometimes they scare him. He relates his unrealistic fear of going to prison for commiting a crime he is unaware of or being wrongly convicted for a crime he did not commit. Beaveman recommends the documentary, "Survivors Guide to Prison." They also express their classic idiotic opinions on immigration.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis podcast episode is dedicated to my favorite podcast, "The Last Podcast on the Left." Aliens, monsters, true crime, magic, they discuss it all! Thank you guys for all the entertainment you have provided. In 1967, the small town of Marshall, Michigan was rocked by an explosion in a tiny cafe, brutally killing one of its owners. Beaveman, the Swan, Tromondae, and paper Doc discuss the crime, major players, and evidence in part one. Who did it and why? So many questions remain unanswered. Enjoy episode one and stay tuned for part two. Also, at the end of the podcast please enjoy an excerpt of the single, "Level Up," by artist Skylar Beavers who provides the intro and outro tracks for Beaveman and the Doc.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Swan, Tromondae, and the Beaveman, along with paper Doc dive back into the 1967 Bombing. A suspect is finally identified, the evidence is gathered, and the trial gets underway. Join them for the conclusion of this true crime podcast dedicated to , "The Last Podcast on the Left," Beaveman's favorite podcast.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Swan joins the Beaveman and Paper Doc for this episode. It's question and answer time, Beaveman style. The Swan does a pretty good job of thinking on her feet. Topics like sitting to pee versus standing, what to do if you stain the toilet at a friend's house and what you would smuggle into prison are just some of the fun discussion points.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Squad assembles along with GD Fenderson (recipient of the worst comedy special of all time award) of Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV to talk about pranks played, lies told, and other random bs. It's a fun conversation. Come hang with the squad and and share in the collective idiocy that is "the Slaptail Squad," podcast. All things GD Fendersonhttp://www.sogdfunny.com/All things Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show