The Slaptail Squad
by The Slaptail Squad
Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today’s world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.
Episodes
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The Cryptid March Melee
Send us Fan Mail It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool. Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will…
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That's sooooper interesting
Send us Fan Mail We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell...
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Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch
Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores...
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Spotlight on GD's insane poop
Send us Fan Mail The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards. The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link...
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Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens
Send us Fan Mail This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty…
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Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park
Send us Fan Mail This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan...
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Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus
Send us Fan Mail It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week. Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope…
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Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. Ever wonder how you get beads these days in...
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I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus
Send us Fan Mail This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class...
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Swan's Food Aggression Disorder
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025. The Squad takes...
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The Nose Knows Sharks
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super...
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The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world. The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going…
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The Fiery Serpent of Pleiades lives in Beaveman's Pants
Send us Fan Mail It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club. The...
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A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim
Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast. We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them? Then...
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Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels
Send us Fan Mail It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme…
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Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us
Send us Fan Mail This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me...
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Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?
Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard. Every wonder if you should…
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Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It…
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Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag
Send us Fan Mail What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and...
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Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae
Send us Fan Mail Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman…
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Underwater Parrots Love Feet
Send us Fan Mail The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it...
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Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical...
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Ivy's Paranormal Beaver
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans...
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Small hands with drones, fencing, and bad jokes
Send us Fan Mail Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan...
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Eyelashes on a Moose, or a Sphere on a Haunting
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits…
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Don't Sun Your Bum
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty…
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Rome, Annabelle, Traffic, Ozempic Vulva and Bad jokes with Swan
Send us Fan Mail The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have...
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Mothman Fest with the Squad and JD in person!!!!!!!
Send us Fan Mail It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio…
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Plans change
Send us Fan Mail The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about....
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Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 18: Distracting billboards and Human Sexuality
Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman and the Doc test out remote podcasting. They discuss billboard advertisements, and the touchy subject of human sexuality and religious propaganda being passed off as science.
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Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 19: Obese and Petty
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman believes that the love of self leads to a little extra around the middle. He shares his secrets of self-deprecation and loathing with the Doc as a way of maintaining a healthy weight. Beaveman asks Doc if he is being petty because he despises people who sell hope.
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Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 20: Hollow Earth Baby! Part 1
Send us Fan Mail It's hollow earth theory time. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss this bizarre theory. The surface was barely scratched and so this is going to be a two parter at least. Did you know the earth was hollow? Who wants a donut?
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Beaveman And The Doc, Episode 21: Hollow Earth Baby! Part Two - 1 25 19, 5.34 PM 1
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc wrap up the Hollow Earth discussion from little Brown men in Flying Saucers, 14 foot Giants, to Land of the Lost.
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Beaveman And The Doc Episode 22, Dark Web
Send us Fan Mail Separated by nearly two thousand miles, Beaveman and the Doc catch up and discuss the dark web, the weather, and Doc's educational pursuits.
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The Kill Team Beaveman And The Doc
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc discuss the documentary, "The Kill Team." Beaveman reflects on what it meant to him to be an Infantryman and his extreme disgust for the men who profess to share that distinction with him. The Doc offers insight.
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It's A Flashback From Our Original Podcast Attempt In 2014
Send us Fan Mail Here it is. The original podcast attempt from 2014. It's pretty offensive so be warned. I had a good laugh listening to it.
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Is Your Captain Marvel My Captain Marvel
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc discuss the evolution of Captain Marvel and Shazam with special guest star Skylar Beavers.
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The Robots Are Taking Over, Traits Of A Conspiracy Theorist
Send us Fan Mail Are drones the answer to protecting our troops on today's battlefield? Does it put us one step closer to the fictional judgement day and the age of the Terminator? Beaveman and the Doc discuss this and an article describing possible traits of a conspiracy theorist.
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Sci - Fi, Or Is It?
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc catch up. The Beaveman reads a short story he wrote of the Sci-Fi genre based on a deadly human disease that is the harbinger of death. There is no cure. Enjoy!
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God Shazammit!
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman, Doc, and guest Skylar discuss the latest Superhero movie Shazam! Doc reaches into his old bag of knowledge and compares the 1970's tv show to the most latest version of Shazam. Beaveman and Skylar have some laughs and also marvel over heights of Superhero actors in the...
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Real people, real stories
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Beaveman and the Doc, the Beaveman does his first interview with an old high school, lifelong friend Rick Woodman. He successfully proves that everyone has a story. The seemingly mundane is not necessarily mundane. Please listen, enjoy, and share!
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Regrets
Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman reflects on his hopes and dreams as a young man and some of the choices he made. It's comedic introspection. The Doc laments all the pussy he lost out on.
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Can I Get Measles With A Side Of Polio Please
Send us Fan Mail We talk about the increase in measles cases in the United States. Why did this happen? Why are people so scared of vaccines? We also get side-tracked and talk about subjects that loosely relate to our topic. It isn't a serious podcast. The Beaveman also tries out some of his...
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Real People, Real Stories- Tromondae
Send us Fan Mail My good friend Tromondae steps foot into the Renegade Beaver studio for some podcast interviewing. He relates stories about his upbringing and answers some of the Beaveman's serious and silly questions. As always, Beaveman and the Doc is an explicit content podcast. It is...
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Tick Talk with the idiots
Send us Fan Mail It's Tick talk with Beaveman and the Doc. Time for the government to scare everyone and instead of doing something useful they spread fear. The idiots express their opinions on this particular subject.
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Prison Scares The Beaveman
Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman loves documentaries. Sometimes they scare him. He relates his unrealistic fear of going to prison for commiting a crime he is unaware of or being wrongly convicted for a crime he did not commit. Beaveman recommends the documentary, "Survivors Guide to Prison." They...
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The 1967 Bombing In Marshall Michigan, Part One
Send us Fan Mail This podcast episode is dedicated to my favorite podcast, "The Last Podcast on the Left." Aliens, monsters, true crime, magic, they discuss it all! Thank you guys for all the entertainment you have provided. In 1967, the small town of Marshall, Michigan was rocked by an explosion...
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The 1967 Bombing In Marshall Michigan, Part Two
Send us Fan Mail The Swan, Tromondae, and the Beaveman, along with paper Doc dive back into the 1967 Bombing. A suspect is finally identified, the evidence is gathered, and the trial gets underway. Join them for the conclusion of this true crime podcast dedicated to , "The Last Podcast on the...
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Should I Bleach My Butthole
Send us Fan Mail The Swan joins the Beaveman and Paper Doc for this episode. It's question and answer time, Beaveman style. The Swan does a pretty good job of thinking on her feet. Topics like sitting to pee versus standing, what to do if you stain the toilet at a friend's house and what you…
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Pranks and memories
Send us Fan Mail The Squad assembles along with GD Fenderson (recipient of the worst comedy special of all time award) of Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV to talk about pranks played, lies told, and other random bs. It's a fun conversation. Come hang with the squad and and share in the…
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About this show
Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today’s world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.
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