Honkers & Booties

Flash showed up uninvited, hit the mute button, presented his cat butt to RJ, and left like nothing happened. Oakley had opinions about the cats. Hartley chewed through wires on the Expedition that turned out to be fine, which is the only way that story was going to end well. Two Canadian gooseapuses used the pond as a rest stop during a storm and took off like seaplanes. Then RJ opened the stenopad. What followed was a full housekeeping audit of every topic ever written down and never discussed — including BJ Ho's license plate, a UFO video, a flea autopsy, a rehydrated frog, Enrique Iglesias, and the revelation that RJ owns FatAssMahomes.com, and also BieberBootyBoom.com. Dobby liked socks. Mark changed it to pens. Mikey still likes it. In this episode:• Junior chewed the one wire on the Expedition that didn't matter — and it's now just sitting on the deck• Hartley is only destructive when he's making a point, and RJ must have done something• Flash hit the mute button, got credited as producer, and retired to across the room• Two Canadian gooseapuses on the pond during a storm — six to eight pounds of output per day, per goose• The stenopad audit: Shania Twain done, Macarena in progress, Moosecrazy.com available?• BJ Ho has an Arizona license plate that nobody can explain and everybody has questions about• Enrique Iglesias — on the list, checked off, apparently already covered, moving on• FatAssMahomes.com is a real website that RJ owns and hasn't updated in a while but stands by• BieberBootyBoom.com also exists, also his, under construction• Mikey from the Life cereal commercial explained to RJ — who immediately went to mikeylikesit.com and was hooked• Dobby liked socks. Mark said pens. RJ said sure.• UFO video, flea autopsy, and a rehydrated frog — all pending future episodesEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive