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Set & Centered

Join Mark and RJ on a 50-acre rescue dog sanctuary in East Texas...where nothing ever goes as planned. From scorpion panic and snake facts to losing dogs they love and building things that refuse to cooperate, Set & Centered is an unscripted, unfiltered look at ranch life, rescue animals, and the friendship that keeps it all from falling apart. Explicit. Real. Frequently ridiculous.

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  1. 26

    Save It For Your Values

    You ever do something genuinely selfless and generous, feel good about it, then get hit with that cold realization that the other person might be playing you? That’s the gut punch driving this conversation.In this episode:The $250 card, the gift with intent, and the trade list that broke the trustBlocking someone cold vs. saying your piece first — where's the lineSix months of tilted trades and the moment "friend" became "transaction"Why this one's visceral: values are non-negotiable, and Rob's a fixerBetter to have no friends than bad friendsA perfectly timed Tender Loving Baskets ambush to close it outEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  2. 25

    Save It For Slate

    RJ has an update on the Suburban he'd rather not talk about, so naturally we talk about it. Turns out the check engine light saga has a dumb ending: the cone filter on the cold air intake had fallen off at some point, and the truck had been happily inhaling raw ranch dirt down five miles of dirt road each way for who knows how long. Rob, the diagnostician, would like it noted that he was technically right about the intake side. RJ would like it noted that the truck still runs fine and still gets 17 miles a gallon.Then the main event: Slate Auto. RJ walks Rob through the pitch for the blank slate — a no-frills, $24,990 electric pickup that ships in gray primer with crank windows and no stereo, built to be wrapped, customized, and even reconfigured from a truck into an SUV with a wrench in your own driveway. One chassis, one vehicle, no trim levels. From there it's a genuinely good back-and-forth about whether the concept works: EV range anxiety versus the reality of a 45-mile round trip, why cold and heat wreck the estimated range, bidirectional charging as a generator on wheels, and whether an EV actually makes more sense out at the ranch than RJ ever expected once you fold in solar. Plus the graveyard of dead EV startups — Fisker, Lucid — and whether Jeff Bezos money is enough to keep this one from joining them.In this episode:The cold air intake mystery and the unfiltered ranch dirt confessionRob was right about the intake side, and won't let it goSlate Auto's blank slate: $24,990, primer gray, DIY down to the body panelsTurning a truck into an SUV with a wrench, and the whole "grows with you" pitchEV range anxiety vs. the math of an actual daily driveBidirectional charging, solar, and why the ranch might be the perfect EV setup after allThe EV startup graveyard and whether Slate has the legs to survive itEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  3. 24

    Save It For TLB

    Most sponsor reads are scripted weeks in advance. This one happened live, by accident. Rob dropped the words "Tender Loving Baskets," and RJ spit-took hard enough to land it on the board. That's the whole origin: a fake sponsor, born live, immediately promoted to the show's ongoing bit.But first, the warmest cold open we've had — RJ's psychiatrist heard the podcast. Not this one. The other one. Which raises the deeply strange feeling of being someone's content, playing through the speakers in their car, while they also know you in real life. From there it's the real story behind Tender Loving Baskets: Mom and Mike's actual family side hustle making personalized (bespoke, if you ask RJ, repeatedly) gift baskets, and RJ's pitch that it should come back purely so the show can run ad spots for it. Then it gets away from them entirely — a domain check turns into breaking news mid-recording, the noir ad concepts start writing themselves, and a wicker roots movement is born.In this episode:A psychiatrist as the first listener who knows us in real life, and the vertigo of being "content"The spit take heard round the board — Tender Loving Baskets is officially a sponsor nowThe true story of TLB, the family basket business, and the eternal "bespoke" argumentWhat a host-read ad sounds like when it's also a bitChecking a domain live and calling it strategySteaks, puppies, and a basket: the ads really do write themselvesEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  4. 23

    Save It For Robot Sea Legs

    We start with a check engine light mystery and end up arguing about humanoid robots, military automation, and why redundancy exists when the stakes are high. Along the way, we bounce from O2 sensor voltage and OBD2 codes to SpaceX hype, Starlink reality, and a Costa Concordia lesson in how fast small errors become disasters. • P2270 downstream O2 sensor code and why it triggers anxiety • The strange truth that buying the part can “fix” the problem • A brief detour into trillionaire headlines, SpaceX launches, and relying on Starlink • Tesla humanoid robots as home helpers, plus the privacy and connectivity worry • Why legs might be the wrong priority for useful household robotics • Automation impacts on labor, manufacturing, and mission staffing • Military use cases, drones, autonomy concerns, and the human-in-the-loop problem • Naval examples of crew reduction and what redundancy is really for • Costa Concordia as a case study in margins of error and leadership failureEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  5. 22

    Save It For The Celine Dion Spec

    After last episode's Pokémon deep dive, RJ decided somebody needed to man this podcast up — so naturally we're talking trucks. Specifically, the ranch fleet and the very distinct personality of each one.It starts with Ranch Force One hitting 203,000 miles and a check engine light coming on at the exact moment RJ was praising it out loud. From there it's the full truck biography: the Suburban's former life as a Celine Dion Uber Black in Colorado (yes, she sat in that seat), the cylinder eight injector that broke in half inside the engine block, and how RJ got so good at pulling the top of the motor off that he eventually did it in 12 minutes flat.Then there's the Land Rover LR3 — mechanically a tank, electrically a fever dream — which managed to throw 27 fault codes when a single speed sensor wire got severed by a stick. And the glorious Sport 10, a former summer camp runabout with trailer tires, one headlight aimed at the sky, and zero to sixty time that ends in a question mark.Also: RJ crashing the F-150 into the Suburban while trying to pull it out of being stuck, a dainty attempted intervention, and the Pokedad shirt reveal.In this episode:Ranch Force One, the Celine Dion spec Suburban, and what DNA evidence might be lurking in the back seatCylinder eight, a broken injector, and the Haynes manual's advice to just do it all in reverseThe LR3's fog light/oil pressure light/FM antenna/rear defroster inter-dependency explained16 different size lug nuts, now down to 15The Sport 10: for trailer service only, and proud of itEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  6. 21

    Save It For Pikachu

    For this shift Rob finally gets the floor, and he's using it to talk about the manliest thing a guy can do: collect Pokémon cards. After preloading his masculine credentials (football, wrestling, hunting, shooting — you're welcome), Rob breaks down his first big TCG expo at State Farm Stadium, the rabbit hole of Elite Trainer Boxes, Super Illustration Rares, and a Pokémon Center Evolving Skies ETB worth a thousand dollars. Then it's a rip sesh in the car with Brian, a Charizard EX Auto vs. a Charles Barkley auto, and a brief detour into whether RJ's Kevin Johnson autograph is ever going to be worth anything. Spoiler: that ship sailed.Meanwhile RJ and Rob find the through line connecting Pokémon cards, analog film photography, and astrophotography — turns out the crackhead aspect of opening packs and the slowness of a 35mm roll have more in common than you'd think.Rob's first card show — as big as a Texas gun show, held on an NFL fieldThe Pokémon Center stamp and why it makes a card worth 11x moreChase cards, SIRs, and why "buying hope and a dream" eventually gives way to buying singlesWemby's card values, the 29-point blown lead, and the ebbs and flows of sports card seasonWhy tangible hobbies are having a moment — and the crackhead aspect of all of themEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  7. 20

    Save It For The Clickety-Clacketies

    We geek out over a Texas-based remote observatory that lets you run telescopes under dark skies from anywhere, and we can’t stop admiring how simple and scalable the setup is. Then we pivot into the oddly satisfying world of 35mm film, where fewer shots and more friction can actually make photography feel better. Starfront Observatories — the remote observatory model that's blowing up, and why RJ thinks it's the perfect jobTelescope ranching: piers, power, Ethernet, and 24/7 staff who'll go power cycle your rig at 3amThe garage sale camera that started somethingWhy film photography is having a moment — and why RJ thinks infinite digital photos killed something importantThe clickety-clacketies, silver halide, and being "on the cusp" of something expensiveEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  8. 19

    Save It For Banana Town

    We kick off the first run of Save It For Swing Shift by chasing two kinds of chaos: the grand opening of Arizona’s first Buc-ee’s and a very real QVC fixation that turns “background TV” into a shopping strategy. Along the way, we end up talking traffic control, brisket sandwiches, impulse buys, and why TikTok Live feels like QVC with a faster heartbeat. • Arizona’s first Buc-ee’s opening and why it becomes a local event • Police-managed detours and the four-mile loop to reach the parking lot • Inside-the-store overload from food counters to soda fountains • The brisket sandwich redemption story and the beaver nuggets haul • QVC as comfort viewing and the hosts and products that hook us • Easy Pay, Today’s Special Value, and how pricing changes behavior • Scarcity, real-time dashboards, and the “mission control” feel of live sales • TikTok Live shopping drops and why the format is basically QVC 2.0 Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  9. 18

    Introducing: Save It For Swing Shift

    Set & Centered welcomes a new addition to the family lineup. You already know Rob — he's been mentioned more times than we can count and has guested on a couple of episodes — but now he's got his own mic and his own show with RJ: Save It for Swing Shift. It's what happens when two brothers in two different states finally stop saying "let's save it for the podcast" and just do it. This episode's the why. First full episode drops next.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  10. 17

    Honkers & Booties

    Flash showed up uninvited, hit the mute button, presented his cat butt to RJ, and left like nothing happened. Oakley had opinions about the cats. Hartley chewed through wires on the Expedition that turned out to be fine, which is the only way that story was going to end well. Two Canadian gooseapuses used the pond as a rest stop during a storm and took off like seaplanes. Then RJ opened the stenopad. What followed was a full housekeeping audit of every topic ever written down and never discussed — including BJ Ho's license plate, a UFO video, a flea autopsy, a rehydrated frog, Enrique Iglesias, and the revelation that RJ owns FatAssMahomes.com, and also BieberBootyBoom.com. Dobby liked socks. Mark changed it to pens. Mikey still likes it. In this episode:• Junior chewed the one wire on the Expedition that didn't matter — and it's now just sitting on the deck• Hartley is only destructive when he's making a point, and RJ must have done something• Flash hit the mute button, got credited as producer, and retired to across the room• Two Canadian gooseapuses on the pond during a storm — six to eight pounds of output per day, per goose• The stenopad audit: Shania Twain done, Macarena in progress, Moosecrazy.com available?• BJ Ho has an Arizona license plate that nobody can explain and everybody has questions about• Enrique Iglesias — on the list, checked off, apparently already covered, moving on• FatAssMahomes.com is a real website that RJ owns and hasn't updated in a while but stands by• BieberBootyBoom.com also exists, also his, under construction• Mikey from the Life cereal commercial explained to RJ — who immediately went to mikeylikesit.com and was hooked• Dobby liked socks. Mark said pens. RJ said sure.• UFO video, flea autopsy, and a rehydrated frog — all pending future episodesEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  11. 16

    Flash Hacks The Pentagon

    Oakley, Finley, and Flash are all in the studio and none of them were invited. Spotify thinks Set & Centered listeners should also check out Calm Your Daily Stress and Handbag Designer 101, which we are choosing to take as a compliment. Mark wrote to Shania Twain from an aircraft carrier in 1994, she wrote back with autographed photos for the whole crew, and he found out the same day he took a catapult launch off the USS Theodore Roosevelt. Meanwhile: Cher held an entire naval vessel hostage for two days so she could film a music video, three AI systems gave three completely different answers about solar panel wiring and at least one of them was dangerous, Buckley has grown up, and there's a 24-7 live stream of Lake Lucy and Patsy's Pasture coming to YouTube very soon.In this episode:• Oakley, Finley, and Flash in the studio — a false start, a scuffle, and a cat that is probably hacking the Pentagon• Spotify's suggested podcasts for Set & Centered listeners include Calm Your Daily Stress and Handbag Designer 101 — make of that what you will• James May, Rachel Ray, and the specific kind of person who watches something just to complain about it• Mark wrote to Shania Twain from the USS Theodore Roosevelt in 1994 — and she wrote back with autographed photos for the entire crew• What a catapult launch off an aircraft carrier actually feels like from inside the plane — and why the CNN guy was turning blue• Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time video held an entire ship at sea for two extra days after a six-month deployment• Three AI systems, one solar panel wiring question, three completely different answers — a public service announcement• Buckley update: little legs, big heart, finally keeping up with the pack• The Lake Lucy and Patsy's Pasture 24-7 live stream — coming to YouTube soon• Studio move in progress — maybeEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  12. 15

    The Portfolio of Life

    Finding Nemo has been fully watched, including the turtle scene this time. RJ returns with an official updated review — same five categories, same seven-duckie scale — and the scores have moved. Some significantly. Meanwhile, a Mother's Day gift spent six days in the Dallas regional facility before anyone told it to leave, RJ walks through the entire tracking history in real time, and somehow it's riveting. Then: Mark's six to eight carousels of 35mm slides from his Seattle photography days, why old film has a shelf life that nobody thinks about until it's too late, and what it actually takes to digitize 25 reels of eight millimeter home movies from 1956. Chimp Crazy has also finally been watched. There are no words. Watch it.In this episode:• Finding Nemo review number two: updated scores across all five categories now that the turtle scene has been seen• Why the turtle scene bumped the story/plot score from one duckie to three — and why RJ is now selling it harder than Mark did• Andrew Stanton: director, voice of Crush, and the thing RJ looked up that he didn't expect• Final score: 26 out of 35 duckies. Mark's still at 29. The gap has narrowed.• The Mother's Day package: Palestine TX post office, priority mail, and six days of going in circles in Dallas• A step-by-step walkthrough of the USPS tracking history that has absolutely no business being as compelling as it is• Chimp Crazy: Mark and Christina have watched it. Jaw on the floor, multiple times, per episode. It's on HBO Max. Four episodes. Watch it.• Kesha's Joyride: a banger attached to a music video that has no business being attached to it• Mark's Seattle photography era — waterfalls, Gasworks Park, slide film, and six to eight carousels nobody has looked at in decades• Digitizing 25 reels of eight millimeter home film from 1956: the machine that worked, the DVD process that didn't, and the truck that saved the day• What happens to old film if nobody does anything about it — and why now is always the right timeEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  13. 14

    17 Out of 35 Duckies

    RJ watched Finding Nemo. It took two months, a lapel mic, a homemade review template scored in duckies, and royalty-free background music that sounds — his words — a little like porn music. He also accidentally skipped the turtle scene. Mark is not letting that go. The official Set & Centered rating system makes its debut, Dirty Dancing is formally up next, and somewhere in East Texas, Chimp Crazy remains unwatched.In this episode:• Why RJ put Icy Hot on an insect bite right before recording and how that went• Layne's Chicken Fingers in Palestine Texas: a verdict delivered with feeling and a long for Chicken Express• The Finding Nemo review: scored across five categories, rated in duckies, recorded in real time over two months of watching• The royalty-free background music situation and why it sounds the way it sounds• Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, and what it's like to watch an animated movie with zero context• The turtle scene incident: what Crush is, why it matters, and how exactly RJ missed it• Mark's counter-rating: 29 out of 35 duckies, for reasons that involve grandkids• Finding Dory: one review, immediate consensus, case closed• Dirty Dancing is next — and RJ is going in cleanEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  14. 13

    We're Anti-Sponsoring Layne's Chicken Fingers

    RJ went down a YouTube rabbit hole at midnight watching West Coast swing dance competitions in Singapore. This led to a completely serious investigation into why nobody has brought the Macarena back. Then there was a road trip to Palestine, Texas to mail a Mother's Day gift, a spontaneous decision to try a new chicken finger place instead of Chicken Express, and 27 minutes of waiting for food that absolutely did not earn it. This episode contains an unsolicited fake ad, a genuine consumer warning, and a promise to bring back the Macarena. Set & Centered is a public service.In this episode:• Chimp Crazy: still unwatched, still being recommended with increasing urgency• A midnight YouTube wormhole: West Coast swing dance competitions, random pairings, random songs, and one very talented dancer• Why hasn't anyone brought the Macarena back — and the footage from Mom's wedding that may hold the answer• Cowgirls and Angels: a movie Mark watched, really liked, and cannot name• The Mother's Day mission: Palestine TX post office, closing time, and a gift that shall not be named• Layne's Chicken Fingers, Palestine Texas: 27 minutes, 8-10 staff members, chicken thumbs, sauce that tasted like ketchup and pepper, and toast that tasted like nothing• Chicken Express: an unsolicited fake ad, a genuine endorsement, and a redemption run already in planning• Rob calls at exactly the wrong moment and gets an earful about dry chicken for 20 minutes• The Set & Centered public service announcement: wear sunscreen, and don't go to Layne'sEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  15. 12

    Hemipenes Horror Show

    We came in planning to talk about ranch projects. We left knowing more about boa constrictor reproductive anatomy than we ever asked for. In between: a twenty-minute spiral about whether the air purifier should be on Auto or Pet mode (we never resolved it), a scorpion in the yard that sparked a heated debate about footwear policy, an ants-in-pants story from a vehicle recovery that cannot be unheard, and Mark — who claims to be terrified of snakes — turns out to know an alarming amount about how to keep one. This is a normal episode.In this episode:• The air purifier Auto vs. Pet mode debate: twenty minutes, zero resolution, still ongoing• Building the raptor pen and completely melting down over gate placement• Setting up a climate-controlled dog shed — and watching the dogs refuse to use it• Spring frogs, nonstop ranch noise, and the sounds that now just live in the background of your life• A scorpion in the yard and a very serious disagreement about closed-toe shoes vs. boots• The ants-in-pants vehicle recovery story (you will think about this one later)• Snake panic, unexpected expertise, and what it actually takes to keep an 8-foot boa named Rosie• Hemipenes: what they are, why Mark had to explain them, and why we are not sorryEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  16. 11

    Back On The Ranch

    We’re back in the studio swapping road stories, ranch updates, and the kind of pet logistics that never show up on a map. A cross-country detour to pick up a family dog turns into a homecoming full of food math, messy cleanup, and one very nervous pit mix.In this episode:• Returning to in-studio recording and missed release catch-up• Pacific Northwest plans derailed by a North Carolina dog pickup• 4000 drive details and why three dogs kill hotel plans• Kansas City stop and visiting the only World War I museum in the US• Ranch storms, a downed car cover, and a drone flyover check• Artemis  II, the moon flyby, and why "going around" still counts• Pack updates, growth spurts, pond swims, and summer heat routines• The real cost of feeding multiple big dogs and the 8-pounds-a-day reality• Hartley’s crate diarrhea disaster and the cleanup triage• Lucky’s tag mishap and becoming scared of his food bowlEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  17. 10

    In The Wild: Tickle Me Baby Shark

    We head outside to record and immediately prove we should not be trusted with telescopes, technology, or having a podcast. We start under the night sky and somehow end up in a wandering tour of pop culture, nostalgia, pets, small business economics, and the chaos of trying to capture shooting stars. In this episode:• Forgetting the plan and leaning into the tangent• A Star Trek gripe about "full fire" visuals • Star Wars theatrical re-release• Ryan Reynolds comfort rewatches and persona fatigue• Celine Dion’s voice, health, and why the documentary hits• Captain Kangaroo across generations• Power Rangers and Tickle Me Elmo• The terror of silence with kids and dogs• Trash pickup reality checks and small home logistics• Tripod anchoring, Starlink headaches, and tech friction• Flappy Bird and laundromat economics• Shooting stars and testing phone astrophotography• Old projector frustration and the "meatloaf" bitEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  18. 9

    Barbie Boat Backhaul

    Mark checks in from Oregon while RJ holds it down back in Texas, and we bounce from family dinners and pizza in Turner to the logistics of hauling a "Barbie Boat" across the country to Texas (via North Carolina?). The conversation drifts from AI false alarms and chat bot annoyances to smart telescope tracking, stargazing plans, and life with a cautious new puppy. It’s part travel diary, part real-life planning session, and part proof that long-distance podcasts run on timing, patience, and a little trash talk.In this episode:• Oregon trip updates, family dinners, and heading home after Easter• Hauling the red-and-white "Barbie Boat" to Texas and where it might end up in the pond• Robbie’s puppet videos, the fish tank backstory, and the mystery water sound• Remote recording headaches, background hum, and just how much mics pick up• Automated platform warnings and AI detection weirdness• Astronomy plans, night-sky targets, and why tracking modes change image quality• Buckley the puppy progress, socializing with other dogs, and slow trust-building• Learning 3D printing for practical fixes and hobby projects, maybe even astrophotographyEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  19. 8

    Lake Lucy

    We start where we always do — somewhere ridiculous. Brontosaurus names, Pluto's planetary status, a fearful stray puppy who won't come inside but absolutely will paw at the door the moment you turn your back. Then Rob joins us from Arizona, and we get to the reason Lake Lucy exists. He tells us Lucy's full story: how she came to him from an Air Force family in crisis, how she protected his family on a dark street without being asked, how cancer showed up fast and took her at eight years old, and what he carries with him about knowing when it's time to let go. It's the kind of conversation that sneaks up on you. In this episode:• A fearful stray puppy who runs from humans but follows the pack everywhere — including through a barbed wire fence at a dead sprint• Robbie's gay fish, a flooded bathroom, and why texting a teenager is a fundamentally hopeless enterprise• Why parts of this ranch are named after dogs — and what that actually means• Lucy's adoption from an Air Force family in crisis, and the meet-and-greet that turned into "we'll take her right now"• The night she planted herself between her family and a strange dog on a dark street and didn't move until it left• A cancer diagnosis at eight years old, a tumor that wouldn't stop rupturing, and the question nobody wants to answer: when is it time?• What Rob carries with him — and why he shares it with anyone facing that same impossible decision• "If not for the Patsys and the Lucys in our lives, this place wouldn't exist."Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  20. 7

    European In The Fish Tank

    We bring Rob on from Arizona and immediately get hit with peak brother energy, tech chaos, and a fish tank that sounds way too much like a bathroom. Along the way we check on Maggie, relive listener nicknames, argue about a movie quote poll, and somehow end up on AI actors and online privacy.In this episode:• Maggie update and small routine changes that help • Rob’s long teased full guest appearance and instant technical drama • Cindy’s comments plus the origin of “The Tinkler” • The “Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner” poll and why Mark gets salty • Arizona heat vs everyone else’s weather bragging rights • Val Kilmer and the idea of an AI generated performance • Debating action stars and what even counts as acting • Star Trek cast music rabbit hole and surprising deep cuts • A Smithsonian connected portrait story and tracking down the artist • Europe travel talk and the toilets debate • Browser pop ups plus device cleanup when you borrow a computer • Incognito mode myths and what real privacy tools do Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  21. 6

    Clean Jokes And Heavy Hearts

    The tone flips fast when you live with dogs: one minute you’re laughing about pop culture, dumb polls, and a joke so bad it’s good, and the next you’re dealing with the kind of responsibility that keeps you up at night. We laugh, we vent, and we land on the same point: caring for animals means showing up even when it is messy and heartbreaking.In this episode:• Seattle trip recap and helping wrench on a Chevy C10 build• Nemo project updates and a Too Wong Foo side quest• Dirty Dancing poll results and “pole master” logic• Spanish words, misheard phrases, and cartoon nostalgia• A clean-joke run that gets progressively sharper• Fireflies on the ranch and failed attempts to film them• Timid puppy struggles, feeding issues, and parasite risk to the pack• Standard new-puppy rescue protocol for fleas, worms, and prevention• Maggie’s rapid decline, quality-of-life worries, and planning with a vetEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  22. 5

    Nobody Puts Buckley In A Corner

    We catch up after a brutal snowstorm drive, a missed release, and another round of remote recording chaos that turns into a surprisingly good setup. Then we pivot back to the ranch where we try to find Nemo but end up with a new puppy instead. We talk the reality of running a dog sanctuary and feeling grateful and overwhelmed at the same time. Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  23. 4

    On The Road: Riding Dirty

    Ever tried to keep a podcast alive from the cab of a truck at 4 a.m.? We did—one of us in the ranch studio, the other barreling north toward the Pacific Northwest with two sleepy dogs and a stubborn laptop finally tamed by a password named after a beloved pup. Tech mishaps, family milestones, weather worries, and dog snacks collide as we name a new format and keep our promise to ship.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

  24. 3

    In The Wild: A Lullaby For Insomniacs

    We head outside to record under a cloudy sky, trade telescope tips we can’t use, and dig into the strange comfort of a slow, honest show. Between Starlink mishaps and ranch projects, we find a lane that feels calm, funny, and unforced.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Three Gay Cowboys

    We welcome Robbie to the ranch mic, trade barbs about broken rods and a Jeep stuck in first, and let Glamma set the rules on respect while we test the truth of a few wobbly stories. Between laughter and shotgun echoes, a teen finds his voice and we find the heart of our show.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Dirty Dancing Road House Raptors

    Ever had a small fix turn into a life upgrade?  That’s the pulse running through this one where we juggle dog chaos, missing pens, and a surprise studio cameo while chasing down tech issues and a trench full of roots. We laugh hard at ourselves, but there’s real progress hiding in the mess: a lost keepsake found in seconds, a fresh set of tires, a utility trailer that suddenly does the work of a weekend crew.  And maybe a dinosaur fossil?Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Patsy

    She was nine pounds of absolute chaos who destroyed a house in Tucson, reduced grown adults to tears, and then quietly became the reason a 50-acre dog sanctuary exists in East Texas. We hand the mic to Mom — who was there from the beginning — to tell the real story of Patsy: the terrier who demanded applause on command, outlasted every expectation, and taught a family that structure and patience aren't punishments. They're how you love something properly. In this episode:• The Tucson babysitting incident: one small dog, one very long night, and two adults who did not come out of it with their dignity intact• How Patsy went from chaos engine to companion — and what it actually took to get there• Milo's story: the dog nobody thought would bond with her, and what happened when he did• Mom on mic — her memories of a dog who knew exactly how funny she was and used it relentlessly• What "rescue fit" actually means: why the right human for a dog matters as much as the right dog for a human• Patsy's Pasture — the first thing on the ranch named after a dog, and why it won't be the last• One small dog who changed a family, a place, and a purposeEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Adult Supervision

    We welcome Mom to the studio, argue about social media apps and missing passwords, and finally call Brian to hear which gym he chose and why it’s already paying off.  Between ranch upgrades and a stubborn gate, we land on a simple theme: reduce friction, find momentum, lean on friends.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Tiny Dump Truck, Mini Jeep, Sneaky Cactus

    We juggle ranch fixes, family chaos, and comic relief, turning a dead gate and cold heaters into lessons in creative problem solving. A free S10, a mini Jeep, and one unlucky cactus prove that stubbornness and humor keep this place running. Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    From Toques to Tires. And Ticonderogas

    We start with an argument over whether it’s a toque, a beanie, or a toboggan hat.  Then solve a heater issue, debate ship classes and tires, and phone a friend wrestling with a classic motivation trap.  And we slow down for the most human moment of the hour—how to care for a dog during a long seizure with calm and cuddles.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Our Producer Has Paws and Terrible Timing

    A kitten derails our studio while we chase a new beekeeping obsession.  Tractor Supply runs become strategy sessions on pet food:  label changes, ingredient lists, and why it all matters if you live with a bulldog who treats gas like a weapon of mass destruction.  And Lucky steals the show with no tail, unexpected agility, and the kind of resilience that makes you laugh and root for him in the same breath.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Frozen Nights, Warm Lessons

    A hard freeze hit East Texas and found every weak link on the property at once: frozen lines, a CPAP machine with no power, a well system that punished one wrong decision, and a ranch full of animals that still expected breakfast on time. We call Christina for her first-Texas-freeze report, and she delivers — including a gentle but firm nudge to stop hiding who we actually are and what this place is actually for. So we tell it: how 50 acres in East Texas became a sanctuary where rescue dogs live out their whole lives, and why that mission demands a different kind of showing up. In this episode:• The CPAP in a power outage: not a problem until it very much is• RV heat, propane rules, and the specific way a well system will punish you for one bad decision• Thawing frozen lines without making everything worse — lessons learned the hard way• Christina's first Texas freeze: a raw, funny, and surprisingly diplomatic account of being completely unprepared• The procrastination tax — and why being married means someone is always keeping receipts• "Make yourselves human" — the listener feedback that changed what this show is willing to say• The ranch backstory: how it started, what it costs, and why the dogs still expect breakfast no matter what• "Comfort is engineered, community is chosen, and the dogs don't care either way."Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Generator Trust Issues and Puppy PTSD

    Winter storm or not, there’s always room for laughs.  Ladybugs on mics, a puppy who may never stop growing, and the memory of Charlie, the cat who stomped across the roof just to make sure we noticed him.  Underneath it all is a simple through-line: resilience is built in quiet moments long before the storm.  Test your generators.  Drain your lines.  Keep water on hand.  And keep showing up for the animals that count on you. Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Going Great So Far...

    The mics were hot, the plan was rigid, and within minutes we knew it wasn’t working. What followed was the real beginning: two friends on a dusty ranch admitting the flop, then rebuilding a show in real time—tools out, humor intact, and a to‑do list that doubles as plot.Email us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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    Introducing Set & Centered

    Two friends. Fifty acres. No real plan. Mark describes himself as a simple man — RJ uses the word "cathartic" and immediately has to defend it. This is the episode where they figure out what the show is while recording the show. There are rescue dogs in the background, ranch projects waiting on the to-do list, and enough stories already backed up that starting a podcast seemed like the only reasonable thing to do. This is where it all started. In this episode:• "What the hell are we doing?" — the question that opens the show and basically never gets answered• Why two guys on a Texas ranch decided a podcast made more sense than a YouTube channel (hint: cameras add weight)• The ranch backstory: rescue dogs, 50 acres, and a mission that people kept saying was worth talking about• What "cathartic" means, why Mark had to look it up, and why it's a perfect word for what this show turned out to be• The to-do list that doubles as a season arc• A friendship almost 20 years in the making, finally doing the thing people kept telling them to doEmail us at [email protected] check out our website at https://www.setcenter.liveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/setcenterliveYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@setcenterliveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/setcenterlive

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Mark and RJ on a 50-acre rescue dog sanctuary in East Texas...where nothing ever goes as planned. From scorpion panic and snake facts to losing dogs they love and building things that refuse to cooperate, Set & Centered is an unscripted, unfiltered look at ranch life, rescue animals, and the friendship that keeps it all from falling apart. Explicit. Real. Frequently ridiculous.

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Mark & RJ

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