EPISODE · Jan 10, 2022 · 1H 9M
Hop Golf
from Botched: A D&D Podcast · host Botched: A D&D Podcast
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! God’s game is apparently golf. However, I don’t recall golf having packs of wild dogs chase you, or getting shot with an arrow if you bogey. I definitely don’t remember the part where if someone gets a hole in one, someone else gets shot. Regardless, the party has to play this game or else they will not receive the antidote to the poison they were given. Aside from the random shot here or there, it seems like everyone is doing pretty well. Except William that is. He is having a very rough time. On the bright side, they do seem to have quite the menagerie growing in terms of birds and what not. Good thing Charlie and Boof are pretty good at golf! Who will make it out of this game alive? Will they complete the game before the poison kills them? How many more animals are they going to collect? Are there any other prizes for winning? How many times must William be shot? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! God’s game is apparently golf. However, I don’t recall golf having packs of wild dogs chase you, or getting shot with an arrow if you bogey. I definitely don’t remember the part where if someone gets a hole in one, someone else gets shot. Regardless, the party has to play this game or else they will not receive the antidote to the poison they were given. Aside from the random shot here or there, it seems like everyone is doing pretty well. Except William that is. He is having a very rough time. On the bright side, they do seem to have quite the menagerie growing in terms of birds and what not. Good thing Charlie and Boof are pretty good at golf! Who will make it out of this game alive? Will they complete the game before the poison kills them? How many more animals are they going to collect? Are there any other prizes for winning? How many times must William be shot? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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