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Botched: A D&D Podcast
by Botched: A D&D Podcast
A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.
Episodes
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Shake, Rattle, and Bones
Tourists can sometimes be quite the nuisance. In the country of Japan, a pair of American tourists find themselves trying to enjoy the night life. They’re only able to be respectful for so long before falling back on their base instincts. However, before they can cause too many problems, the…
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Ain't No Mountain High, Ain't No Bodies Low
Many people have attempted to scale the imposing Mount Everest. Fewer survive to tell the tale, and even fewer still make it all the way to the top. Normally, those who attempt the climb have…you know…trained for it…or are in some way qualified…but sometimes there are idiots. This story follows 3...
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No Woods For Old Men
In the woods of the UK, a voice calls out to anyone brave enough to listen. A call to adventure! In this instance, two very troubled children investigate this voice. As per usual, the adults don’t believe what their children tell them, and this leads to a bit of an investigation, before the SCP...
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Sat Alone On A Bench In The Park
"My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark With a mysterious VHS is showing up and whoever thinks too much about the script, ends up dead, the SCP Foundation sends out some researchers to nab it. Though, if you look too deeply into the wording of the film, you seem to get infected by something....
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Into The Breach
With a facility breach in a normally safe site, the 05 council sends out some qualified site directors to analyze the damage. With their guide(dog), Dr. Kain Pathos Crow, the group goes through each room to see what has been taken and why this has happened. Will these new site directors get to…
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Save the Dog, Save Yourselves
Season 11 has arrived and we are back in the SCP Universe! As per usual, we kick off the season, live at Dragon Con in Atlanta, Georgia in front of our biggest audience! While researchers are studying an anomalous item for its effects, a new researcher enters the scene, only to turn out to be...
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Terry's Tough Guys' Last Ride
This is it! The finale of Season 10! The group has taken on a task to create a new God for their universe in the hopes of stopping it from imploding. Each universe is odd and different, and yet somewhat familiar to the players themselves. Each time they jump to the next universe, the question is...
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I'll Make a God Out of You
The penultimate episode! Only one more to go after this one folks! After finally making it out of the god dimension…it is pretty apparent that the group screwed everything up. Even though they were told many times that what they were doing was going to destroy the world. Understandably, everyone...
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ThunderGukked
With all the ritual components in place, Scrum and Orlok try to end this once and for all. Little did they know, a thunder God has been watching them the entire time. Knowing they can't bring Buttons down by themselves, the group prays to their Dark Lords and hope for a response, if not some…
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Throw Guk Guk From the Train
We are this close to the end…and yet…the best idea that GODS can come up with to stop mortals…is a train car made of chickens. And not even to kill them. To catch them so they can put them to sleep…for some reason. These really are the worst gods in the entire godly pantheon. That being said…
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A Trap of Godly Proportions
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has almost finished collecting all the components for the spell that will close all the godly portals tied to their world, once and for all! Of course, this will also destroy their world, but it’s the principle of the matter! Buttons has put the call…
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Eat Your Heart Out
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has entered the final stretch of the season and they are…doing kind of what you would expect…annoying every npc they can find. Now that they know what they need, and where to find most of it, they set off. First, a godly antique shop, in the hopes of...
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A Godly Shopping List
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Steve is back! The end of the season is rapidly approaching! Terry’s Tough Guys are going on what could very well be their final mission: traveling to the realm of the gods, and closing off the ability for the gods to interact with the mortal world. The first...
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Rewriting the Narrative
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42 The emissaries of the gods have slowly been tearing the world of Terry’s Tough Guys apart.…
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A Godly Task
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42 While the group continues down the path of trying to block off access to their world from all...
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A Reckoning at Earl's Farm
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, the puzzle dungeon of the creepy old Caretaker is over! One wonders if he was the one that built the dungeon in the first place? With wand in hand, they make their way back to Caretaker’s hut in his pocket dimension. Upon arriving however, there is a...
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Legends of the Pervert Temple
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group continues to trudge their way through this strangely perverted dungeon, in order to find a special wand for the creepy old man who can decipher the ancient tome. Who even built this place? Is it possible, the pervert built it, just to send adventurers...
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The Drider House Rules
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After talking to the Time Wizard, the group is on a fetch quest to find a wand in an ancient dungeon. What will this dungeon hold for the party? Probably traps, boogums, and puzzles. If the party survives, achieve at locating and acquiring the wand, the Time...
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Best Little Lore House in Monke
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has a book they can't read, so they do the only thing possible, go to the library. They have it on good authority, that someone name Eucalyptus, will be able to transcribe this book. AH SHIT, it's another fetch quest, and the party is off to find…
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Take Us Down To Monketown?
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! When a mysterious book appears at the front of their compound, in a langue that no one understands, Terry's Tough Guys are forced out on a quest. With their top crack Sky Yacht pilot, they head to the one place that has the wisest elders, New Monk City. With…
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Et Tu, Bruh?
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Utilizing their skill, knowledge, dumb luck, and the fact they happen to have a paladin with them, the group managed to make it to the lair of Talona the goddess of disease and pestilence. Their main goal was to stop a zombie plague, and after tugging that…
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My Zombie Lies Over The Ocean
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having made it off of the continent of Yggep alive, the group now sails towards where a fisherman told them he first encountered the zombie plague. Not long after setting sail in their small watercraft, they discover the waters of the ocean are thick and black...
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Signed, Sealed, and Diseased
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Lucky for the group they brought a paladin who is immune to disease! Without the threat of contracting this plague, Sir Goblin is praying…really hard…with the local priest. Meanwhile, his allies decide to study the nearby forrest before coming to find their…
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A Goblin a Day Keeps the Plague Away
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that Wingbowl is over, it’s time to get back to work! A plague has broken out in the Kingdom of Yggep! The land between Alurys and Yggep has been blocked, in the hopes of keeping out this horrible disease. It’s not entirely unlike a zombie outbreak, but with...
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The Wingbowl 33 Champion is...
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wingbowl 33 has been a resounding success thus far! People have poured in from all around the world to witness the finest in wing related events. With half the competition in the bag that leaves only a few more events! Chase the Chicken, the hot sauce, and wing...
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Wing Bowl XXXIII
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome To Wing Bowl! It is the 33rd annual Wing Bowl and our competitors are hungry for blood and chicken. The locals will have to compete in different events to have the chance to be crowned King of the Wing! The contestants will be pushed to their limits on…
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Death by the Eye of the Beholder
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew has arrived relatively close to Scalipoli, however, they have run into a slew of dead bodies around the tracks. Whether they be in the woods, on the tracks, or up the mountain side. To make matters worse, one of the members has been turned into a fungus...
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Slippery Little Snake Sleuths
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Terry’s Tough Guys Wingbowl is almost here! Terry better get to digging that pit! But in the meantime, things need to be done in the world. They are tasked with investigating the Lizardfolk town of Scalipoli, on the southern most point of the continent of…
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Of Gorilla Horses and Men
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We have a special guest! Stephen Adams is still here and he’s playing Marbles! A devilish accountant in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells. They’ve just finished climbing the cloaca of…
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In Search of a Castle's Cloaca
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We have a special guest! Stephen Adams! He is playing some sort of accountant-type demon in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells. After agitating Asmodeus, there’s no clear way out, but...
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We're Headin' on Down to the Jack Shack!
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Orlok, at the last minute, grabbed the butler demon as he was porting away. This leave Orlok and the demon alone to talk about a new secret deal. While talking to the butler demon, a new friend arrives and they're sent on a side quest into the worse part of...
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Astral Planes, Trains, and Art of the Deal
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Stuck in hell, the group has to interact with arch devils and super demons. They're still looking for that lost rock and continue to try to sniff it out. They finally get to meet the one who summoned them down to hell, Asmodeus, and he offers them a problem for...
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Tonight, Botched Dines in Hell!
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As the group starts planning their 1st annual Wing Bowl, fighting with Terry, a mysterious character comes to the Terry Tough Guys headquarters, inviting them to a meeting with his Lord. The group takes a trip to meet his lord and meet some fun characters during...
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How to Enrage Your Dragon
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group of adventurers, with children in hard, try to make their way out of Tiamat's castle. Armed with nothing but their idiotic looks, the group find a ladder that heads for the sewers. Will they get out in time, will the children be brought back home…
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Dragon Island: In Search of Children
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group, in their infinite wisdom, decided the best way to enter a room was to kick a door in. The door wasn’t locked or anything like that, but they just couldn’t help themselves. Unfortunately for them, that room happened to be a spawning pool for dragons…
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Flowers for Scrumgernon
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has headed to God’s Wrath to figure out what Tiamat is up to! They've made it inside the castle and are working their way room to room. With Scrum dumb and Guk Guk a donkey, will they be able to get through without dying? Many traps and troubles lay...
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Metal Dragon Solid
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tristan is feeling under the weather, so for this episode and the next he is out of commission…I mean…Orloc has to get a penis or something. In the meantime, the group has to head to God’s Wrath and figure out what Tiamat is up to! They’ve made a deal with Gazur...
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Trainspotting the Junior Conductor
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that they have procured travel to God’s Wrath, in pursuit of all the missing dragons, they decide they should be well armed. They head to the nearby city, run by Rabbit folk, in hopes of obtaining a “god gun.” They’ve heard a rumor that there exists a secret...
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A Donkey of a Different Color
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The king has sent a special envoy to the Terry’s Tough Guy HQ in order to give them a special and secret mission of the utmost importance! Dragons have fled the lands. However, they’ve been taking gold, magic items, and people with them on the way out! They have...
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Lycan What I'm Hearing
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In today's adventure, the group attempts to save Goliaton by stopping the encroaching lycanthropes. They must venture into the lair of the god of lycanthropes and figure out a way to stop them. Joined by @JennaChil and @alexwithbirds, our heroes set sail to see...
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Some Lycan Hot
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In today's adventure, we set sail to Goliaton, where they are dealing with a nasty werewolf problem. Joined by @JennaChil and @alexwithbirds, our heroes set sail to see where the problem stems from. Can they find the Lycan den, can they work together as a group,...
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Tough Guy Tryout Fitness Challenge
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The stage is set, and it’s time for the first ever Tough Guy Tryout Fitness Challenge! There are hundreds of people waiting to get in, and there isn’t even enough space for everyone in line! The guys got a special guest speaker to get everything started before…
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Return of the Orlok
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Somehow the Terry’s Toughguy Adventuring Guild is finding some sort of success. To a degree. Because they’ve been having more luck than others, the King of Alurys sends an emissary to ask the leaders of the guild to hold a large tryout, in the hopes of…
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Death Becomes Him
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having barely survived the cave filled with Wendigos and some other mysterious figure, what’s left of the group has to head back to town to lick their wounds. They call in reinforcements in the hopes of being able to tackle this nearly impossible goal. With a…
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The Decent
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After a night of fighting of skinwalkers, our "heros" hide in a well... Is h e the savior, does he know what's going on? Will the party just say the hell with it,and make peace with the skinwalkers?A Is he the scWe now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO...
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Wendigo Solutions for Wendigo Problems
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new batch of adventurers has been tasked with investigating a small seaside town to determine what exactly is going on. As it turns out…the town is being stalked by wendigos! The group spent their entire day prepping for every possible outcome…just kidding.…
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Call of the Cucky-bara
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group are alerted to abductions taking place in Octopolis, a small coastal village on the continent of Kix. This village is inhabited solely by Octopolians (Octopus people). Something is snatching residents from both the land and the sea. Upon arriving, the...
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The Re-Orlokator
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Liath and Little PP start heading towards the old factory on the other side of the jungle. Before they get too far, a random sky car falls into the tree above. A birdman named Urk falls out of the tree and agrees to help them on their journey, but something's…
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Go Liathiver's Travels
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Slobinski Twins come back from their job to find out their bosses are not too pleased with their performance and they're going to have to send someone to finish the job. In the meantime, Patches has hit the docks to hire some adventurers to somehow revive...
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10 Things I Hate About Cthulhu
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As fog slowly creeps into the island, our adventurers try to find some respite in the tavern. They're still investing the source of the fog while trying not to get creeped out by the local zeluts Will they survive, will Cthulhu come to brunch? Will Hammond...
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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.
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