Horrorble Opinions Books Talk: The Origin of The Crabs by Guy N. Smith

Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her care for it for a few days, and then feeds it to her and expects everything to be just fine. The only thing worse he could do to her would be to make her read this book. Guy lost his way. We will be back for a 4th book and Guy is bringing back Cliff so maybe we will be happy again. Also. How do you sex a crab?INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0