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Today your Horrorble hosts find out that even their most reliable spooky people will sometimes let them down in not quite so awesome Coyotes by Colin Minihan starring pod favorite, Justin Long. We get cute puppies, various animal noises, deep discussions about proper prostitute etiquette, absent? fathers and another cool exterminator. Much like our show there is so much missed potential here. Join us!!!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Today your Horrorble hosts are doing their best to be proper allies like Barry in Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead. All 3 hosts are in agreement that we just need more drag queens in our lives in general. We've got blood and guts galore, social commentary galore, glitz, glamor and totally necessary outfit changes. Pick out your drag names and come join us on stage as we get dazzled by Katy O'Brian's arms!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions is having some water cooler drama about karaoke invites while discussing Send Help (2026), directed by Sam Raimi. Do we really need to get HR involved if I like tunafish off your face? Where do you find a wetnurse for a bird? When is a horror movie not a horror movie but it is? Is it ever enough to look in the mirror and say "today is going to be a good day?" Who has found their sludge queen and will fight you? Raven, crow, what's the difference? And you don't know knots like I know knots! You need to send help to your hosts because this is one of the more "spirited" (I'm not wrong you are!) discussions. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions returns to the cold north to pursue a PhD in blonde identification by watching Decoys 2 Alien Seduction (2007), directed by Jeffery Scott Lando. There's a red queen! But why? The alien's have kept up there species depositing program at the same university as before! But why? That one guy is back, and so is the hot alien who can change the appearance of their clothes but not their face! But why? Well, none of those questions get answered but we did enjoy playing the "Yeah, we got that at home" game.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions recently got hired as campus security at a Canadian university, and we've decided that all laws no longer apply if you've dated a detective. Put down that flame thrower and watch Decoys (2004), directed by Matthew Hastings. Why didn't we hear about Frodo's brother? When did wireless internet happen? What are diagrams in the morgue even for? Is peeping in Canada legal? Sit back on the slab and get frosty. The lead character does a 180 that turns this movie from ok to great.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions don't know capital cities too good but that didn't stop us from taking a trip to an island adventure. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Huh? You waiting for a good time? You waiting for consistency? You waiting for a major character from the last movie to show up at the end of this movie? We watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), directed by Danny Cannon.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Podcast listener! You are my ears. I need you to listen to the three hosts as they discuss the first book in the Pine Deep trilogy, Ghost Road Blues, written by Jonathan Maberry. Find out just how evil the hosts are and if they are worthy for me to recruit into my evil army of evil for evil by evil. If there's any discussion of the garlic economy, tug jobs, biting nuts or sick judo moves, you let me know.XOXOThe ManINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Let your friends at Horrorble Opinions be your guide on wand making, feet care, and other things going on in life while we kinda talk about a new public domain victim in the cash grab that is Betty's Revenge (2026), directed by...you know what...no. This director is in time out for wasting the great Hannah Fierman. Instead, consider this! Who prefers bat demons to Betty Boop? When is second prohibition coming? Where to you go for sexy time to watch your favorite turtle movie? Why was Gandolf the Grey really hanging out in Hogbbiton? What is the only spell you need for interacting with children? This is a 50/50 on topic discussion. You're welcome!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions has a growth we've named The King that we'd like you to take a look at while we watch Bubba Ho-Tep (2003), directed by Don Coscarelli. Hail to the hip replacements baby! Does turning someone unloose mean they are restrained? When do we become so old we can have fun like children again? Why do pervert mummies hang out in bathroom stalls? Who thinks this is Bruce Campbell's best performance? Will dead bodies falling into bushes ever not be funny? What does the chord progression in neo-ninja-cyber-core sound like? Where else can the growth grow if not on our peck…oh never mind, just lube the crank shaft, will ya? TCB, baby.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Grab your flying V and get to shredding with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast while we watch the The Devil's Candy (2015), directed by Sean Byrne. It's got metal! It's got fire! It's got distracted cops! It's got a house with one door! It's got a problem that could have been solved with headphones!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Did you file your taxes, Horrorble Opinions friends? Or did you pull an ol’ Burt Gummer, declare yourself a sovereign citizen, and surround yourself with a bunch of Precambrian tax write offs? That last tremors movie asked us to not forget Burt Gummer day, so here we are, remembering Burt Gummer, and by that we mean Michael Gross, in what Ryan says is his only horror movie appearance outside of that beloved franchise we covered last October. Sometimes They Come Back…Again (1996), directed by Adam Grossman. It’s the sequel to a movie none of us remember. That’s one of the three positive things we can say about this movie. Public Safety Message: Don’t Go Swimming With Electricity!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one of the hells. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen once before.And remember otters otta help each otter.#gapefordougINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your special someone and enjoy this violent romantic journey with us!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game just because it's a bit porny? Will your hosts ever agree on which movie song is better. Should we just use our infinite cancel cards and call it quits after this? This movie caused a quality control meeting. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when you die? We answer these questions and so many more about this very unexpected sequel to a pod favorite.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty⁠. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all grandma's fault, you all just don't want to admit it.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! That turkey crossed a line and Daniel won't forgive him! Ryan won't forgive Kenny and Kenny seen boobs! So all and all we have plenty to be thankful for again this year! Thanks for hanging out with us Horrorble People!!!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Welcome Horrorble People to the Season 3 Review Show! That's right! Three years of your life, our life, everyone's life! We talk shop, make promises to ourselves that we won't keep, create plans that will be forgotten until the next season review, and generally do a lot of not talking about what we watched this season. The typical us you love!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Zach Cregger strikes again with another off the wall, fun horror movie. We are Naruto running away from Time Cop many times this episode as we cover Weapons (2025). Is this a MCU Multiverse? Who is in Longlegs extended family? Did Daniel provide tunnels worth snaking? What caliber rounds would a gun cloud shoot? You are going to need to keep your Gladys locked up inside if you want to join us on this journey. Kenny just can't deal with her, especially when she drinks from a bowl like a cat. NO GLADYS!!!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou are out to make your Horrorble hosts feel bad again and we are dragging you all along for the ride! That's right, today we are covering their 2025 hit film that's all about family, Bring Her Back. Daniel just wants to have a little wood chomping son to love him but knows it will never happen because Daniel is too afraid to be less of an adult around his new child. Ryan might be one of those people that purposely causes himself to have a disability. This time its hearing impaired people he's trying to join. Kenny is just tired of being lied to about the true sizes of continents and whatnot. Grab a board to munch on and settle in for another wild ride from the freaks in Australia!!!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her care for it for a few days, and then feeds it to her and expects everything to be just fine. The only thing worse he could do to her would be to make her read this book. Guy lost his way. We will be back for a 4th book and Guy is bringing back Cliff so maybe we will be happy again. Also. How do you sex a crab?INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Join us for one last monologue as we watch the final episode of Midnight Mass.Was this the best example of post nut clarity ever depicted on screen?Why can’t we wear pants in the circle of forgiveness? Was Bev a double agent or just dumb?Who shit in my pants?!#havethedayyoudeserveINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Come row out in a boat with us to watch the sunrise as we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Midnight Mass.Today Ryan finds out what it means to be an Eskimo blood brother.Kenny continues to call Sara a vet doctor.Daniel questions if he got the number of episodes correct.Which host almost shits his pants during the recording? Spoiler, it's not who you think! And thankfully there's not a single monologue on a couch.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass.At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night?Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project.We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud.And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right.#nomorecouchmonologuesHeartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Bless us Horrorble people for we have sinned. We have had impure desires towards a pair of tight pants. That's right we watched the first two episodes of 2021’s Midnight Mass and came out with some questions of faith. Will the other two hosts ever pronounce Monsignor correctly? Is it a Dracula? Where does father Paul buy his jeans? What are you bringing to the crock pot luck? How many monologues does it take to break Ryan? INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

On behalf of the entire Horrorble Opinions staff we would like to issue Jamie Kennedy a huge apology and say we are sorry we were mean to you earlier. We didn’t realize what we had until it was gone. Today we watched 2020’s Jamie Kennedy’less Tremors: Shrieker Island. A surprisingly good mix of predator, jurassic park and some other tasty bits. And if you thought this would be an episode where we didn’t come up with another porn parody you would be wrong!#GrabboisINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

We're sorry Horrorble Opinions family. When we started Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018), directed by Don Michael Paul, we did not know it would take us to the arctic tundra of South Africa, but here we are. But in darkness comes light! So watch this "movie," then listen to how we would have made it better. Spoilers! It involves musicals, physical transformations, and butt stuff.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

In between Kenny’s many many bathroom breaks we attempt to discuss the anti apartheid political thriller 2015’s Tremors 5: Bloodlines. How many trips to the bathroom will Kenny take throughout this episode? What should we call our gacha anime girl grabboid racing game? Which host has secretly been a geologist this whole time?Spoiler alert: Someone falls in a hole.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Howdy Horroble Opinions listeners, it's us, your old timey family lineage that watched the best movie nothing wrong with it Kenny it's ok, also known as Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004), directed by S. S. Wilson. Wanna watch tremors when they were called dirt dragons? Sure ya do! Wanna watch a graboid get shot with a cannon? Sure ya do! Wanna listen to Ryan be convinced he's inhaling deadly chemicals? Sure? Ya? Don't mix chemicals! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Way to go Horrorble Opinions dudes! The first Tremors was perfect. The second one less so. And now this one we are going back to perfect by going back to Perfection. Say 'hi' to the neighborhood graboid protection society, and watch Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001), directed by Brent Maddock. Or maybe don't. Maybe just listen to us talk about it. We got everything you need! Actor confusion. Our rides for theme parks. Our picks for merchandise. Everything! Kenny even makes the bold claim that the character Bert cannot carry these movies, and officer Time Cop makes a bust. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

The Mexican government has enlisted the help of Horrorble Opinions to head south and discuss Mexican grabboids in 1996’s Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Along the way we play everyones favorite imdb game that involves grinding the podcast to a halt to look up the age of actors. We also get political and discuss the grabboid trade deficit we have with our southern neighbor. And a future series of episodes in which we cover the hit HBO vampire series Tuba is teased. Spoilers: Get off the gaddamned ground.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Podcasters discuss people fleeing from four big worms with multiple tongues. That's right it’s 1990’s classic Tremors! How will this franchise hold up? How will we hold up? #WaytogodudeINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Hold the creepy crawl of Horrorble Opinions as we find out how to defend ourselves against meat mimics by watching some informational tapes found on the internet called Vita Carnis, created by Darian Quilloy (https://www.youtube.com/@darian_quilloy). We watched the Living Meat ResearchINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0 Documentary, getting a taste of what Vita Carnis is all about and let us tell you, we like the taste of that meat! Give a body to your meat snake and join us on the couch, hopefully there isn't a people eating monster hiding in it.

Ring ring!!! Incoming call from your favorite Horrorble hosts as we dive into one of our hosts favorite movies, 2021's The Black Phone directed by Scott Derrickson. Uh oh, did Kenny actually make us watch a good movie? Or did his hosts feel pressured into saying yes because if they didn't then Kenny would beat them harder than pop pop beats Gwen. Jesus doesn't always hold up his end of the deal but we certainly do. Lets play a nice game of naughty boy and dive into this modern masterpiece! You think he waxes?INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

On today’s episode of Horrorble Opinions Ryan just doesn’t get it. It’s a classic 2v1 battle as two of your hosts attempt to convince the third that he’s just plain wrong and should feel bad for his take on 2025’s Sinners, directed by Ryan Coogler. It’s pod history in the making here as we are finally given vampires that seem to actually enjoy being vampires. Plus we also get to see some Klansmen get gunned down and that's always a good time. Pop the garlic in your mouth to prove you're cool enough to listen.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

On today's episode of Horrorble Opinions your three hosts travel into a supposedly haunted cannery to record an episode on Popeye The Slayer Man (2025). A surprisingly decent horror movie where Popeye the sailor man goes around and kills people. The only thing more shocking than this movie being good was the surprise visit from RFK Jr. to the pod.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Skip right over those unimaginative reductive sequels and boot up with Horrorble Opinions as we watch what might be the best follow-up movie ever: M3GAN 2.0 (2025), directed by Gerard Johnstone. This is an experience that dares to say "yes and" for an entire movie and we love it. Who has a shirt that just won't close? How do you say her name? Gemma? Jemma? Tom? Should you keep recording a podcast when your tum-tum sounds like glacial movements? Why is hot pot painful on both ends? Could this recording have the most technical problems? Is it proof of life when you floor cleaning robot tracks dog poop all over your house? Just sit there and let me finish this song, you're gonna love it!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

You are seeing the signs of Horrorble Opinions everywhere now. It's in the trees. In the toast. Did you bring a bag of shi...never mind. Join us as we discuss the merits of trial by hill while watching Revelations (2025), directed by Yeon Sang-ho. The kids are calling it the one-eyed-monster and it's not what you think! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

We at Horrorble Opinions have come up with an excellent drinking game to play while listening to us chat about 2025’s The Monkey. Take a shot every time the phrase “It is what it is” is said. Just kidding, don't do that. You will literally die a horrorble death just like all the people in this fantastic movie did.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

The nightmare has finally ended. Join us as we discuss the ups and downs of the entire Nightmare On Elm Street franchise. Rejoice as Daniel continues to be right and have the best opinions about everything. Cringe as the problematic 4th host makes himself known. Gasp as Kenny tries to have a cake in bed while two bedmates go to pound town. And please join us in our pleas for Bob Shaye to put the gimp suit back on and redeem himself. He knows what he did.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

We at Horrorble Opinions would have preferred standing in a circle giving each other the ole dick twist instead of being forced to watch this movie but that would have been a pleasant dream on elm street instead of what we watched which was A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) remake. Trigger warning if you liked this movie or thought this movie was a good idea, looking at you Bob Shaye, we spend the entirety of this podcast’s run time shitting on it and wedging precambrian dickbutt into every scene we can.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Today on Horrorble Opinions we play murder fuck kill with 2003’s Freddy Vs Jason. On our previous watch of this we came at it from the Friday the 13th viewpoint and were disappointed but from the Nightmare On Elm Street angle this shit rocks harder than a Kia Sorento at a butt rock concert. Butt Rock brought to you by Bob Shaye!Special appearance by Hypnotoad.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

We at Horrorble Opinions would like to extend a big welcome back to papa Wes as he returns to the nightmare franchise with Wes Cravens New Nightmare (1994). While he was out getting milk some terrible terrible things were done to the nightmare household. But now that he’s back he’s here to say that his freddy is good and the others suck. Tulpa Tulpa. Big shoutout to Bob Shaye for getting the family back together! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

It's finally safe to go back to sleep with Horrorble Opinions because we've made it to Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), directed by Rachel Talalay. This movie doesn't get a number! Who needs a number when you have so many uses for power gloves? We also have a new idea for ice-cream man that you'll want to hear. Oh. Oh! And you can learn how to relax with two fingers! This is Daniel's favorite movie in the series, but he's been brain dead since part 3. Do you like Looney Toons? Can't believe Bob Shaye stood up to big Nintendo and won. What a hunk!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Who better to break confidentiality laws to let you know you're just a little bit preggers than Horrorble Opinions as we hold your hand and watch the diminishing returns that is A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989), directed by Stephen Hopkins. The one-liners in this are something truly extraordinary, in the extra-ordinary sense! But hey, whatever ruvs your engines, Ryan. We want to know, do sperm dream? When can you start rhinoplasty for children? Why hasn't anyone gotten that baby some pants? Would you believe Alice turns into a motorcycle in the book? Can Bob Shaye be stopped? Buckle up, Horrorble People.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Relax into that waterbed of yours and listen as your three returning hosts get killed one by one and have their podcasting powers stolen by the dream master in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:  The Dream Master (1988).  Ryan hates the music in this one. Seems to be a recurring theme. Might have to kick him off the show again. Maybe bring him back for one more episode and then kill him off in the beginning? Maybe we recast him with Patricia Arquette? Bob Shaye will let us know soon I'm sure.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0